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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Pilot (S01E01)

"the man in the white hat."
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"I am them."
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"Hey! What are you doing, weirdo?"
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"I'm doing the best speech from Donnie Brasco."
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"So the store was hit about two hours ago."
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"His parents didn't give him enough attention."
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"one of whom has sleeve tats on both arms."
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"And how do you know that?"
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"Watching, learning. Waiting."
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"And you're just gonna add one."
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"Someone decided to shoot and kill"
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"I think it was flan."
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"Anyone else?"
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"Okay, two points to make here."
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"Yeah, that was my ex-wife's type too."
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"- Great. Thank you. - Good."
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"On your marks, get set..."
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"What the hell's going on around here?"
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"I'm Detective Jake Peralta. Great to meet you."
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"Now don't let me interrupt."
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"You were describing what kind of person I'm gonna be."
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"I think I said some joke"
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"Meep morp... zarp."
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"- That's a terrible robot voice. - Yep."
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"Everyone,"
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"Because I had large, uh..."
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"I never liked that nickname."
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"Lost my edge."
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"Hey, man, you okay? You look a little jumpy."
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"Now the good ones."
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"Oh, man! My muffin."
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"She and Peralta have some big bet"
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"Ever since the bet, their numbers have gone way up."
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"He likes putting away bad guys and he loves solving puzzles."
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"That was very well put."
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"I've talked a lot about Jake in my departmentally mandated"
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"Look, you know my history."
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"You know how important this is to me."
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"Great work, Detective."
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"You get a tie."
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"- Tie for you. - Thanks!"
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"I gorged myself at that funeral."
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"Wow, that's a great story, Charles, thank you."
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"All right, listen up, everybody."
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"let him know we got a ten-tie situation."
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"See if the neighbors heard anything."
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"Door duty? It's a waste of time."
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"- That went well. - No, it didn't."
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"that there's an old movie festival"
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"Sure."
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"Good call. Smart."
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"I will tell you on six conditions."
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"Oh, that sounds great."
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"If he gets more arrests,"
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"she has to go on a date with him."
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"At the very least, some touching..."
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"Hello, sir."
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"Police!"
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"What's your name?"
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"Clay."
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"All right, got it."
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"Oh. Thank you."
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"I'll take that action."
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"Oh! Hello, sir!"
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"And while you're out, you can buy yourself a tie."
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"Oh, actually, sir..."
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"I'm wearing a tie right now."
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"Secret tie."
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"- Yep. - What about this fancy ham stuff?"
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"Is there a place nearby the crime scene that sells it?"
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"Oh, okay."
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"- Henry Morgenthau? - No."
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"Maybe actually look at the picture."
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"Well, why don't I run a scenario past you, Ratko,"
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"He came in here and tried to sell you some hams."
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"Uh, maybe some role play will jog your memory?"
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"Okay."
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"Come on. I'm always the victim."
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"Oh! I'm Henry Morgenthau,"
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"Ow, Ratko, ow!"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Ratko!"
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"Ratko! He's not going anywhere, Jake!"
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"Is he seriously assigning me"
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"to the records room?"
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"Computer's been invented, right? I didn't dream it?"
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"Second best. You're wrong about Holt."
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"Have fun with your face!"
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"Slam!"
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"We're not seeing a movie together."
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"If you can't beat 'em, join 'em."
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"But I was digging through these files..."
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"One of which I literally found in a spider web..."
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"hence, the muddy red footprint on Morgenthau's counter."
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"Thank you very much, sir."
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"Patrol guide says no dress code."
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"Terry told me you caught the disco strangler."
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"Ah."
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"Seriously?"
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"I'm surprised you didn't know."
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"I don't try to hide it."
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"Why don't you just go to the movies with me?"
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"Well, this is awkward."
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"It's not awkward."
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"When did you come out?"
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"Suddenly, they couldn't wait to show off the fact"
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"But all I ever really wanted was my own command."
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"Captain, I'm sorry. I..."
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"Actually, you're not going anywhere."
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"Oh, my God, I just got the tie thing!"
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"Maybe now's not the best time, Detective."
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"of that team's uniform, right?"
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"You ask Ratko what team?"
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"Boom! Nailed it!"
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"All right, Ratko, down. Drop the weapon."
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"Hands behind your back! Hands behind your back!"
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"Never took off the speedo. Big mistake."
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"This job is eating me alive."
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"I can't breathe anymore."
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"I spent all these years trying to be the good guy,"
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"I'm not becoming like them."
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