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Clips from Night Court - Welcome Back, Momma (S01E01)

"...bocce ball. - It's jail!"
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"It is not a jail, Ma."
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"So how come I'm not allowed visitors?"
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"- I've got a business to run. - Harry's got a business too..."
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"...but he makes time for me. - Who the hell is Harry?"
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"The judge?"
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"Oh, well, listen, Your Honor, I apologize."
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"I didn't know she was bothering you."
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"That's a lonely lady there, Mr. Brandon."
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"You know, I don't like your tone in my courtroom, Mr. Brandon."
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"- Miss Wagner. - Never say to a judge:"
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""You can't do that.""
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"...until such time as you choose to..."
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"...take advantage of the fact that you got a mother."
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"- That's crazy. - Miss Wagner."
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"Never say to a judge:"
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""That's crazy.""
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"Your mother's lonely, Mr. Brandon."
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"...then no amount of time in jail is gonna help you see it any more clearly."
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"- Say, am I? - Free? Yes."
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"Thought so."
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"You have a lot of pets, don't you, Eleanor?"
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"Yeah! Oh, I used to."
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"Fish, mostly."
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"I thought floating was just their way of resting."
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"Come on, Ma. I'll take you back."
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"Oh, thank you very much, sir. I'll make a note of that."
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"Your mother misses you, Leonard."
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"She misses you so much that she invented another son."
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"Who?"
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"A judge? You harassed a judge?"
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"I can't believe that you would do that."
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"Can you believe that she would do that?"
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"Oh, Ma."
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"Maybe Leonard's right."
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"Maybe I ought to be put away."
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"I understand, Eleanor, really."
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"I read a newspaper article..."
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"...about how you grew up without a mother..."
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"...and then I did a little more research."
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"And then you decided to adopt me, huh?"
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"- Yeah, something like that. - And Uncle Otto?"
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"Lucky guess. I almost said three."
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"Harry, I guess I thought..."
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"...maybe, down deep inside, that, well..."
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"...that maybe you'd get something out of this too."
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"I did. I really did, Eleanor."
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"But don't ever do that to another human being for the rest of your life."
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"Come on, Ma. Let's go get something to eat."
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"I'm sorry, Leonard. Eleanor and I have a date."
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"This is my mother."
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"She is going with me."
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"Some other time, Harry?"
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"Sure, some other time."
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"Mom always did like you best."
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"Shut up, will you?"
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"Oh, first it was Grenada and then Lebanon."
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"Yeah, I know what you mean."
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"Seems like every time I start to get close to a girl, she gets shipped out."
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"Settle down! Thank you."
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"- Your Honor... - You know, sometimes..."
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"...this is a great job."
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"Yeah, Your Honor..."
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"Let me guess. This guy was caught peeping into their dressing room."
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"He's the victim, Your Honor. The ladies are the defendants."
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"Do you mean to tell me these sweet, innocent-looking young women..."
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"Beat the snot out of this man. Right."
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"Your Honor, my clients were lured to New York..."
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"...under the guise of a legitimate beauty contest."
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"The girls found out during the competition and they responded."
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"Your Honor, according to witnesses, Miss Congeniality led the attack..."
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"...with a kick to the groin."
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"- I beg your pardon. - All right!"
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"That will be enough of that language."
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"I mean the bickering, not the Swedish."
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"Your Honor, it's not only Swedish, but Italian..."
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"...Japanese, Spanish and Arabic."
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"Weren't there any interpreters at the pageant?"
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"All his budget allowed for was one videotape machine..."
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"...and a dresser named Vito."
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"Hey, come on. This is for cable TV."
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"I ain't got bucks to throw around like those network productions."
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"I could do a whole show..."
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"...for what one of those Barbara Mandrell outfits go for."
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"You are a resourceful man..."
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"Your Honor..."
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"...the fact is that this man is not the one who is on trial here..."
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"...although the people will agree his actions were scum-like in nature."
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"He twisted these girls' innocent hopes and dreams into..."
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"...grotesque nightmares of horror."
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"- You're on my side, right? - Yeah. Don't worry."
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"Your Honor, I would like a continuance of this case..."
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"...until interpreters can be found and these ladies are provided for."
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"- Mr. Prosecutor? - Absolutely."
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"Then it is so ordered."
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"Your Honor, being a speaker of English..."
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"...I can make my statement now if it would help."
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"It's a way to help those less fortunate than ourselves..."
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"...learn the ability to communicate and function as productive human beings..."
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"...in our society."
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"I've got some paper bags in the office if you feel the need to:"
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"That system works for me, and by golly, I'll work for it."
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"Baton twirler, right?"
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"Yes! How did you know?"
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"- Lucky guess. - Oh, thank you."
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"Next case, Your Honor."
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"...malicious mischief, Class C."
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"- Malicious mischief? - I chucked a rock..."
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"...through a plate-glass window."
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"Barton Jewelry Store was the offended establishment, Your Honor."
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"- Ms. Brandon, do you have anything to say? - Yes."
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"I'll get those paper bags now."
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"When Harry was 4..."
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"Who would think it would have lightened up so much?"
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"Yes. Goes nicely with the robe."
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"You know my Uncle Otto?"
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"- Of course. - Then I take it we have met?"
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"I'm afraid you have the advantage, Miss Brandon. I just don't remember you."
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"Well, how could you?"
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"Miss Brandon."
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