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Clips from Night Court - Welcome Back, Momma (S01E01)

"Hey, Bull."
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"Why so glum?"
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"Well, maybe this next case will cheer him up."
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"It turned out that Mr. Harris here did not have the prize money he claimed to have."
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"The one in the polka suit over there tried to twist my lips off."
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"...but evidently your profit comes at some expense to others."
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"I like to help. That's why I'm majoring in speech therapy."
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"I just love our system of justice, Your Honor."
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"People v. Eleanor Brandon..."
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"You're even better-looking than I imagined."
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"A long time ago."
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"The last time I saw you, you were only 5."
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"... The Merv Griffin Show last night?"
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"I don't know."
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"You don't know?"
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"My mom walked out on me when I was 5."
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"- Anyway, the bird says to Merv... - Harry!"
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"You mean, you never thought about where your mother was..."
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"Your Honor, can I use some of the petty cash..."
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"Dan's apartment is good."
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"...but what if she is?"
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"Sure. Come on in. The more the merrier."
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"I know I haven't been here for very long, and sometimes I..."
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"Well, sometimes I don't know what the hell you're talking about."
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"I'd like to pass on some advice that my Uncle Lionel used to give me:"
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"When you were little, you had a little red wagon."
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"Do you still love animals?"
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"I just came here to tell you..."
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"I mean, what an embarrassing place for a man to have a birthmark."
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"Perhaps if we think of it merely as a testimony..."
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"There are more things in heaven and earth..."
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"I love "Dear Abby," don't you?"
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"I get it."
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"- Can anyone sit here? - Sure. Join us."
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"...but sit down."
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"You take care."
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"Having listened to the testimony and read the statements..."
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"You've been acquitted."
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"You're free."
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"- This is your mother, Mr? - Brandon. Leonard Brandon, Your Honor."
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"I'm in a sanitarium now!"
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"- I beg your pardon? - No, I think it's hers you ought to beg."
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"Sentence me for contempt of court?"
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"You can't do that!"
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"The court withdraws the contempt charge."
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"Fish can't talk to you, Leonard."
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"- I'm sorry. - How did you know so much about me?"
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"...tensions."
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"Our own little Olympic games."
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"- Crazy, huh? - Yeah. You got any chocolate cigarettes?"
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"I'll check."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"- So how did it go with your... - Mother?"
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"- Whatever. - Well, she seems to know a lot about me."
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"Could be Red Buttons too."
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"Yeah. Then I made a few phone calls, and some things do fit."
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"So you think it's a possibility?"
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"Except chocolate cigarettes."
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"- We're out. - Darn."
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"Who doesn't?"
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"Dan Fielding, assistant district attorney."
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"I'm Barbara, but my friends call me Buffy."
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"Get it? Barbara, Buffy?"
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"Yeah."
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"- Do you have a nickname? - I'm afraid not."
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"- Well, then let's give you one. - Hey."
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"Let's see. Dan Fielding."
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"How about..."
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"...Dino! - I like it."
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"I really do."
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"But just for tonight."
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"I mean, I have to be running along myself..."
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"Selma, don't you have to go too?"
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"No."
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"See you."
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"Those people really like you."
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"I like them too."
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"...dropping the charges if I offer to pay for the window."
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"- Have you got the money? - I got the money. Thanks."
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"Good."
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"Well, I better be going."
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"It was very nice to see you, Harry."
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"Bye."
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"Eleanor?"
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"Maybe... Maybe you wanna hang around for a while and watch the session."
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"And then afterwards, we could go out and have a drink or some coffee..."
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"...you know, and talk."
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"Oh, yeah, sure. I'd like that. I love to talk."
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"- Yeah, me too. - It runs in the family."
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"Yeah."
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"...the court finds the defendants not guilty."
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"Oh, thank you! Thank you!"
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"Oh, what a surprise! I wasn't expecting it. I don't have a prepared statement or anything!"
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"The court understands, believe me..."
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"...and we are grateful."
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"- Oh, thank you. Thank you! - Okay, girls, we won!"
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"We've made provisions for all the women through their consulates..."
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"...except Miss Sweden."
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"Fine."
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"We won't have to use these."
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"Of course, you all don't have to go to your consulates if you don't want to."
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"This is a free country."
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"Lives have been laid down so that you have the right to assemble anywhere you wish!"
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"Excuse me. Who do I see about finding somebody who was arrested?"
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"- I'm the court clerk. - Oh, great."
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"Do you know where I can find Mrs. Eleanor Brandon?"
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"Yeah. She's right over there."
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"Thank God! Ma, what are you doing here?"
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"Leonard, what a surprise."
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"They told me you were under arrest for breaking a window."
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"It's all straightened out. Don't worry."
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"Yes, this is my mother."
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"Look, I am sorry if she has caused you any trouble."
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"No trouble. No trouble at all."
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"Actually, she has been doing a lot of..."
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"...weird things for the last couple of years, and, well..."
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"...I think we're gonna have to seriously consider putting her in a home..."
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"No, you're not, Ma. You're in an adult apartment complex."
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"It's a wonderful place, really."
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"People her own age, communal meals..."
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