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Clips from NewsRadio - Daydream (S03E03)

"but Joe's workin' on it."
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"and the increased competition for a shrinking listener pool,"
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"that our... Our ratings suck."
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"Here you go."
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"Oh, well, thank you, sweetheart. Isn't that nice?"
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"That's all right. That's all right."
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"We're all a little distracted by this heat."
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"I spent last night at Matthew's place."
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"It's just that we stayed up all night,"
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"Because I'd never seen one before."
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"Oh, right. The wicked witch."
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"Everything's gonna be fine."
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"Thank you, Dave."
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"Ah, yes, I do remember that."
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"I have a great idea to boost our ratings."
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"Good for you, but we're a little busy right now."
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"Mm-hm. Right."
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"But doesn't that mean your shoes are all icy?"
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"[SHOES SLIDING]"
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"Now, as I'm sure you're all aware,"
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"and traffic with an old-time radio series."
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"A cavalcade of sketch comedy and big band jazz from 1932."
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"Look, what if I was to say, whoever comes up"
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"gets 10 thousand dollars?"
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"ALL: What?"
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"but let's act like I did, okay?"
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"I agree. Why don't you do something."
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"and wait for it to fail."
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"Yes, but if the big man steps aside also,"
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"then... Then..."
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"The small man is gonna..."
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"Is gonna what? What is the small--?"
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"What?"
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"You know, first they tinker with this,"
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"It is taboo."
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"Mm, not love, Bill..."
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"Yes. Of course. I'm sorry,"
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"Oh, what about?"
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"Have you seen Lisa? No."
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"I mean, not recent-- Not around--"
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"Now-- Look, Joe, why don't you just call in a specialist."
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"At what?"
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"At everything."
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"Look, this is no reflection on your abilities"
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"or lack thereof, but if you can't get this thing"
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"working within the next half-hour--"
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"Hm. That's great."
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"I hear and I obey, Joe."
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"Are you listening to me?"
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"[DRILLING]"
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"[ON RADIO] F.D.R.?"
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"with all of his force, it is the wise small man"
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"Right."
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"Thank you."
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"Okay."
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"What was it you were saying earlier about judo?"
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"What?"
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"Yeah, the metaphor you used about the big man, small man..."
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"Right. That, uh..."
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"Yes, but at the end of the match,"
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"What? What?"
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"Then...?"
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"Beth?"
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"in writing within half an hour."
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"Oh, Bill..."
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"How's it pronounced?"
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"Prelude."
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"You know, as in... forbidden."
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"Oh! Because I thought you said tattoo,"
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"Without conversation."
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"Not yet, my sweet."
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"I'm on it."
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"[WHISPERS] Man."
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"[SIGHS]"
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"You can just leave it on my desk."
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"I just..."
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"I just need to get a little sleep, is all."
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"Another day, another dollar."
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"Hey, where's Shaniqua?"
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"Aw!"
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"Hey."
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"Oh, now come on. No, no."
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"I know. You've got to start wondering"
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"ALL: Mm-hm. Yeah."
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"I brought you a soda, Joe."
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"[REMOTE BEEPING]"
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"Hey, when are you gonna turn me into a robot?"
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"Dave needs an ETA on the thermostat."
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"Bill, staff meeting."
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"Forever."
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"Oh, sorry."
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"It's time for our staff meeting, Bill."
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"[♪]"
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"Jeanette DeChapeau."
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"Jeanette."
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"Bill."
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"You were sleeping."
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"the ratings, shall we?"
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"Oh. That's great."
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"All right."
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"while we go over the ratings ideas."
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""Get better ratings.""
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"nobody wants to think about the ratings."
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"to be pandering to the lowest common denominator,"
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"but the fact remains: our ratings suck,"
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"Hey, everybody."
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"Yeah, I think maybe a snack break would help us focus,"
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"That's, like, five cats."
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"Seven. Seven cats."
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"Yeah. Does-- Does anybody want a snack?"
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"Um..."
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"Mm-hm. Yep."
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"Well, we'll see you tomorrow. Okay, Harry?"
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"[SIGHS] All right, now."
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"If the small man"
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"Ooh. Yeah? Meeting's over."
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"how much you love each other?"
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"[WARPED VOICE] I still have your stapler!"
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"Ahh!"
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"Beth! Ah!"
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