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Clips from Nathan for You - Pet Store; Maid Service (S02E02)

"Look at you."
Nathan for You
"You're still a goober, but that's just you."
Nathan for You
"- You know what I mean? - What are you talking about,"
Nathan for You
"Goober? What's that mean?"
Nathan for You
"Goober just means like a dork, a nerd."
Nathan for You
"You've been a nerd your entire life."
Nathan for You
"There's nothing wrong with being a [bleep] nerd."
Nathan for You
"- You're a nerd. - I'm not a nerd."
Nathan for You
"All right, well, you know, that's my opinion."
Nathan for You
"Seriously, if I threw a football at you right now,"
Nathan for You
"you think you could catch it?"
Nathan for You
"- Yeah. - I doubt it."
Nathan for You
"I doubt you can catch a football."
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"And after all the work I had done, I didn't know why."
Nathan for You
"Don't be sad. It's okay."
Nathan for You
"Then, when I returned to the truck,"
Nathan for You
"distance themselves from their own suggestions."
Nathan for You
"It's too low."
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"I asked before I went in if this was good."
Nathan for You
"I didn't know it was gonna be that low, man."
Nathan for You
"- Not that low. - I asked you guys"
Nathan for You
"- you liked the look. - It fits you perfectly,"
Nathan for You
"with my entire experiment."
Nathan for You
"of a moving box truck."
Nathan for You
"Of course it was flawed."
Nathan for You
"But for a brief moment in time,"
Nathan for You
"it felt nice thinking that I had a chance."
Nathan for You
"Ho ho ho ho!"
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"All right."
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"a little bit of print mail,"
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"I'm not sure."
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"So I was going to do my best to care for him"
Nathan for You
"So just to be clear,"
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"I can put whatever I want on my gravestone."
Nathan for You
"Over the next week,"
Nathan for You
"and had a few words with him before."
Nathan for You
"- No. - Oh."
Nathan for You
"I found myself actually feeling a sense a loss"
Nathan for You
"I met Buzz, and, um,"
Nathan for You
"But when-- wherever Buzz went,"
Nathan for You
"Buzz's gravestone weighed nearly 3 tons"
Nathan for You
"and cost us $7,000 to make--"
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"and likely thinking about replacing their dead pets"
Nathan for You
"- I seem to rub the wrong way. - Take your pizza"
Nathan for You
"- Good to meet you, man. - Good to meet you too."
Nathan for You
"So tell me about your foot massage parlor."
Nathan for You
"Now, everyone loves a foot massage, right?"
Nathan for You
"Now, is that a soapy water or is it just"
Nathan for You
"But before fully committing to this,"
Nathan for You
"I wanted to put my new personality"
Nathan for You
"- Here? - Oh, yeah, yeah."
Nathan for You
"of The Help maid service in Glendale, California,"
Nathan for You
"offer her customers a speedier clean."
Nathan for You
"By offering to clean houses 40 maids at a time,"
Nathan for You
"And together, we came up with a sure-fire plan"
Nathan for You
"to execute a six-minute clean."
Nathan for You
"For this to work, the maids would have to travel together,"
Nathan for You
"where all the maids could meet."
Nathan for You
"- Let's do this. - Okay."
Nathan for You
"It's gonna go really fast."
Nathan for You
"- It will take six minutes? - Mm-hmm."
Nathan for You
"Okay."
Nathan for You
"(drumming continues while women chatter)"
Nathan for You
"It's cool, huh?"
Nathan for You
"She, uh, married her ex-boyfriend,"
Nathan for You
"Oh, crap."
Nathan for You
"Let's go, guys. Come on."
Nathan for You
"Great job. Come on, guys."
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"(women and Jim giggling)"
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"now saw the potential of my idea."
Nathan for You
"I guess the biggest part would be kind of coordinating"
Nathan for You
"See you later."
Nathan for You
"But now, thanks to the advice of a diverse focus group,"
Nathan for You
"- I could catch the football. - You can catch a football?"
Nathan for You
"The V-Neck. It's just too low."
Nathan for You
"to become the guy that everyone loves."
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"But I'm open to it."
Nathan for You
"I was finally able to move forward with my plan."
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"I wanted the service to look as legitimate as possible."
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"(clears throat) Uh..."
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"it could stay forever."
Nathan for You
"I want you to take off the blindfold, okay?"
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"(gentle music)"
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"Amazing job. Y'all did a wonderful job."
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"without flying away."
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"(intense drumming)"
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"♪ ♪"
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"There you go. Good job."
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"The only issue we encountered early on"
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"♪ ♪"
Nathan for You
"would win him over."
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"- . - You know."
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"and all there was left to do was celebrate."
Nathan for You
"The next day, I brought Jennifer to the pet cemetery"
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"...that would help me become a more likable host."
Nathan for You
"What's your job?"
Nathan for You
"for my little friend."
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"(intense drumming, women chattering)"
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"Yeah. There you go."
Nathan for You
"You know what you are?"
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"And after dividing them into groups,"
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"Using a hidden ear piece,"
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"They deserve applause. They really did a good job."
Nathan for You
"♪ ♪"
Nathan for You
"Are you in a relationship right now?"
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"This morning, we're here to memorialize a loved one,"
Nathan for You
"before I went in what do you think of this look?"
Nathan for You
"Hurry, hurry, hurry as fast as you can."
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"And I graduated from one of"
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"In the meantime, I began to make arrangements for his funeral."
Nathan for You
"(tapping)"
Nathan for You
"I also added an extra incentive to get mourners into the store."
Nathan for You
"- $2,000. - Minimum."
Nathan for You
"Well, it's certainly going to bring people in to the store."
Nathan for You
"(wood creaking)"
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"But what begins as a desire to have a tidy house"
Nathan for You
"for Buzz's final send-off."
Nathan for You
"I gave him some rotting food and even a ladybug"
Nathan for You
"Yeah. That's sort of a popular style right now."
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"After consulting with the rabbi,"
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