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Clips from Nathan for You - Pet Store; Maid Service (S02E02)

"you'd think it would sell itself."
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"But Jennifer Berardini at Pet Mania in Burbank, California,"
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"to bring in customers."
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"We advertise online,"
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"It's about location."
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"they want to-- get a new one."
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"So, I think the best place for you to advertise"
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"(laughs) Could be."
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"Some people are gonna take it one way,"
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"And they're gonna be offended."
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"of the pet store."
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"and let him die of natural causes."
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"I went to an engraver to lay out the text for Buzz's headstone"
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"that would double as the pet store ad."
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"in case he wanted something to have sex with."
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"Hello, Buzz."
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"Sometimes he would even stay on my finger"
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"I wonder why he did that."
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"So this fly has passed away."
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"To avoid any pushback when I unveiled the gravestone,"
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"- Buzz? - Who is my pet fly."
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"Don't you think that's a little insensitive?"
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"Um..."
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"I greeted my only guest, Salomon,"
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"and seemed to take a liking to Buzz."
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"Have you ever been to a Jewish funeral before?"
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"Well, I know that they always..."
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"And what else?"
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"Even though I was doing all this to help a pet store,"
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"Buzz, your fly."
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"Well, I met Buzz--"
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"Because it's right there in the dirt."
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"Good-bye and..."
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"a small price to pay for a billboard"
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"Once it was finally in place, we unveiled the design for Mike."
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"Along with Pet Mania's name and address,"
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"You notice there's nothing like that around here."
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"After a brief negotiation, we agreed that for $2,000,"
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"- Okay. - One, two, three."
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"I was just expecting, like, a natural rock."
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"Right."
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"Jennifer loved the ad,"
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"- Oh, [bleep]! - Oh."
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"and stick it up your ass."
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"Okay, I'm sorry."
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"I'm not sure why that is, but I know that as a TV host"
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"And that's why I needed to make a change."
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"I hired a focus group that represents"
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"a cross-section of American society"
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"to watch my every move from a nearby box truck."
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"So you've got the best prices in town."
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"Like 500 models of doors you could choose from."
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"Now do you manufacture all the doors in this building?"
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"A V-Neck? Really?"
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"A blazer."
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"A T-Shirt with a blazer might work."
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"Yeah."
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"As the week went on, I was able to evolve my style"
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"Body motions are great."
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"Oh, great. He looked out at the camera."
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"Great looking at the camera. Good job."
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"through the ultimate test."
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"is one of life's great luxuries."
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"where your home isn't fully yours."
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"It's okay if I go to cleaning around here?"
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"A house clean"
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"is a full-day inconvenience. (vacuum humming)"
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"And that gave me an idea that would help Candy Pallares,"
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"- Nathan. - How are you doing?"
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"I always do a weak handshake up front"
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"to establish that I'm not a threat."
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"- Okay. - Okay. That's nice."
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"- Just something--yeah. - Oh, cool."
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"Candy would not only double the amount of jobs,"
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"with 40 maids."
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"But they've never really asked for"
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"that hasn't been invented yet."
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"but knowing that coordination would be our biggest challenge,"
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"So I found a guy who was willing to try out the service..."
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"Yeah. I think somebody"
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"- That'd be great. - Yeah."
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"With a house to clean, the next day I had Candy assemble"
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"four of her best maids back at the office to be team leaders."
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"Seven in the kitchen, five in the living room..."
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"so I had a bus rented and outfitted with branding."
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"- Okay. - Okay."
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"while en route to the house, I made sure that each maid"
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"The sink? Is that gonna take six minutes,"
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"Moments later, we arrived at the client's home."
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"All right. We're gonna do this."
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"(women speaking Spanish, chattering)"
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"So I guess that makes me in between relationships."
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"What was your last relationship?"
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"and played house for a while."
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"Come on, guys."
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"Thank you very much. Absolutely."
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"What do you think of Jim?"
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"You're very kind, but they did all the hard work."
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"he could do some hard work on you."
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"(sighs) All right."
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"And then it worked."
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"- That's great. - Yeah."
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"And who knows? Maybe we could do something"
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"- in the future. - Yeah. Like what?"
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"It was great meeting you, you know."
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"Good luck with your business. I got to scoot, so..."
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"Last season of my show, I helped"
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"who wasn't too fond of my natural personality."
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"Oh, you're killing me."
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"So I've come a long way so far, thanks to you."
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"- This is good? - Yeah. It fits you."
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"- It fits you. - Okay. And so this is me."
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"With those encouraging words,"
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"- I'm a nerd. - You know you're a nerd."
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"Brian still didn't like me."
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"Why didn't you speak up before?"
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"What do you mean? You didn't like the V-Neck?"
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"- V-Neck is this, not here. - You guys said"
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"V-Neck and the blazer."
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"This new personality was based on the judgment"
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