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Clips from Modern Family - En Garde (S01E01)

"What's up with you and your sister?"
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"Nothing is up. Mm-hmm."
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"Or could this have something to do with... ice skating?"
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"- When Mitchell and Claire were kids- - This is interesting to no one."
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"Excuse, please. Let me finish. Thank you."
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"When Mitchell was 10- Eleven."
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"And Claire was 13, they were competitive ice dancers- Figure skaters!"
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"Oh, for God's sakes, I'll tell the story. Yes,"
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"my sister and I were actually a very good team."
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"We were called "Fire and Nice.""
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"I was Fire, because of the red hair, and Claire was Nice,"
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"because it was ironic and she wasn't."
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"And Mitchell is still upset because Claire quit the team right before some meet."
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""Some meet." The 13-and-under regional championships."
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"Just the Emerald City at the end of my yellow brick road."
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"Wow. You did it. What?"
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"You made figure skating sound even gayer."
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"So, seeing your dad so proud of Manny..."
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"didn't stir up any resentment?"
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"Mm-mmm. Oh."
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"Okay, fine. You always do this. Instead of letting your feelings out, you bury them,"
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"and then they bubble up later in hurtful ways. Okay, you know what? Yes."
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"All right, listen. I might still be holding a little resentment, but that's..."
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"embarrassing and petty and it's not a good color on me."
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"It's kind of like you and yellow."
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"You love me in my yellow shirt."
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"It makes you look like the sun."
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"Bubbling. Hurtful bubbling."
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"- Now you know why I left early that morning. - Ha!"
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"[Dog Barks In Distance]"
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"There must be something wrong with this phone."
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"I've rubbed it on my head for, like, an hour."
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"- [Chuckles] - Oh, you're such a geek."
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"At least I didn't give myself a bald spot."
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"Oh, my God! Mom!"
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"Alex, don't be mean. Haley, stop making yourself such an easy target."
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"This feels right, buddy. I'm telling you, this feels right."
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"What are you guys doing? Pursuing excellence."
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"Yeah. I read it only takes 10,000 hours to achieve excellence."
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"Well, I played, like, one season, so, like, 6,000 hours?"
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"Yeah. I can see why you ruled out math."
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"[Claire] Yeah, of course I want Luke to be successful."
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"But I don't think that a parent can just force that."
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"I think you just have to have faith that the kid's gonna find his own way."
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"Besides, Luke already is the best at something- being my son."
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"[Chuckles]"
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"It sounded a lot less lame in my head."
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"I have got a good feeling about this."
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"This is gonna be your sport."
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"Last year, you said basketball was my sport."
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"Look, I've said a lot of things I wish I could take back but I can't."
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"What I can do..."
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"is be the dad you need me to be to help you become masterful."
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"You wanna be masterful? I guess."
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"There's my killer! Okay."
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"Our journey of 10,000 hours..."
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"begins with a single pitch."
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"I believe in my boy."
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"I ain't gonna quit you."
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"Let's burn one in here."
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"That's good. That's a good start."
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"Okay, you rest that cannon while I run this down, okay?"
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"Home run!"
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"This one's really in here, buddy."
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"[Exhaling]"
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"Okay. Very, very, very, very good first hour."
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"Toss me your glove. I'll put some oil on it."
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"Yeah."
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"¡Ay, abuela, es que lo que yo te diga es poco!"
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"Esto hubiera sido la locura en Barranquilla."
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"No, es que tú no sabes. ¡Mejor que su padre!"
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"Bueno, hasta luego, porque aquí ya llegó Jay. Adiós. [Phone Beeps]"
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"Everything okay? Yes."
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"I was telling my grandmother how great was Manny today."
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"So that wasn't angry talk? No, silly. That was happy talk."
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"I'm beginning to understand why there's so much conflict on your continent."
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"Here. Check this out."
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"Ah, Jay. [Chuckles]"
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"Jay loves to make T-shirts for special occasions."
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"Come on, baby. Show them."
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"A few years back, my granddaughter Haley ran a 5K, so I had a few of these made up."
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"It's just fun. [Chuckles]"
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"I love it when you're so proud of Manny. You know, I'm not gonna lie."
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"Seeing him out there slicing those kids to pieces, you know, it gets to ya."
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"And I have something for you. Here."
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"I will not be needing it anymore."
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"- But the finals? - I am retired."
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"You can't retire."
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"- It's just not fun anymore. - Well, that's probably just butterflies."
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"Come on. You're gonna be fine."
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"Look, if he doesn't want to, it's his decision."
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"Ah, the hell it is."
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"He shouldn't be doing anything that makes him nervous. Papi, I support you."
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"I'm not nervous. I just don't want to fight a girl."
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"Defeating a woman will be a mark on my honor. [Gloria] Why?"
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"Because men are always so superior to woman?"
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"- Uh- - Uh, uh."
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"So superior that you cannot even finish your sentence?"
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"Dude."
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"Manny, you always call yourself the lover of women,"
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"but if you don't compete with this girl,"
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"you're showing me and all the woman that you don't respect us."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Okay, so, take back your sword..."
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"- and go fight this girl like a bull. - Okay."
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"Can't hear you! Okay!"
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"- I can't hear you! - That's really as loud as I can go."
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"What does it take to make a great salesman? It's no big secret."
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"You just follow the ABC's of salesmanship- Always Be Closing."
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"Don't Ever Forget Great Home Ideas Just Keep Lurking, Mostly Nearby."
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"Often People Question Realtors' Sincerity."
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"Take Umbrage. Violators Will-"
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"Oh, shoot. X- X-"
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"And this is the great room,"
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"although "great" hardly seems to do a room like this justice."
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"Weird, squiggly painting not included."
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"I actually love it. I do too. It's really beautiful."
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"Um, all custom built-ins, and you will notice just-"
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"just tons of natural light, so that's great."
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"Did I need the sale? Yes. Was I worried? No."
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