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Clips from Modern Family - En Garde (S01E01)

"He was an artist with his sword."
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"Cameron, you brought a wind machine."
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"Just rub it on your hair."
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"so, you know, she'll find her specialty. She will."
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"[Man] ♪ Hey, hey ♪"
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"You guys are the best! [Chuckles] Why, Claire?"
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"[Mitchell] Really?"
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"I knew you didn't have a meeting, Cam. I knew it."
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"What? Alex."
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"We make a list of areas the boy might excel at and... baseball. Love it."
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"Okay, let's keep all the batters right here."
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"Oh, should've- should've worn my cup. Should've worn my cup."
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"It's okay, papi. Hey, champ! I got a little something for you."
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"What?"
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"And when I believe, you believe."
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"I'm gonna get changed and then we'll go back to Manny's match, okay?"
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"Okay. That's not exactly the way I remember it."
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"I am telling you, that kid is a genius."
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"You had cheerleading and high school plays and making out with the quarterback."
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"You made out with him too. Yeah, but we had to keep it a secret."
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"I'm just glad you're getting it out of you."
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"Who's the toughest? I am."
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"Can you guys ask all the questions now so I don't have to keep lifting this?"
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"Okay, go get 'em. Good luck."
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"My foot. I think it's backwards."
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"Oak. Also known as nature's pillow."
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"That's acting like a natural shoehorn."
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"I am not claiming that any of this is rational."
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"We were- We were a team, and-"
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"Well, let's face it, we've kind of grown apart in the past few years."
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"That's..."
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"Really? Mm-hmm."
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"[Whistle Blows] [Buzzer Sounds]"
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"Somebody's got to put a stop to this."
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"Of course she is."
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"[Man] A round of applause for our winner, Manny Delgado. [Scattered Applause]"
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"[Jay] We tell our kids it doesn't matter if you win or lose,"
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"There's nothing like that golden moment in the sun."
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"I think every parent probably wants that for their child. [Laughs]"
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"Guilt fades."
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"All right, come on. We'll do one. Stay there."
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"- [Whistle Blows] - [Buzzer Sounds]"
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"[Cheering] Bravo! Bravo!"
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"[Whistle Blows]"
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"- [Buzzer Sounds] - Bravo!"
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"Bravo!"
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"Bravo, Manny! Bravo!"
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"Well, when I heard Manny wanted to fence, I was, like,"
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""Sure. Uncoordinated kid, lethal weapon. How can this go wrong?""
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"[Whistle Blows] [Buzzer Sounds]"
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"[Gloria] What do you think now?"
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"I'm proud of our little Zorro. I worked with him a little, but the kid's got skills."
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"It's in his blood. His father was a master swordsman."
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"I mean, the way he throws the sword."
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"I mean, he was legendary."
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"You know this nice moment I'm having with your son?"
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"You're kind of wrecking it. Sorry."
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"- [Whistle Blows] - [Buzzer Sounds]"
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"Did you know that fencing goes back to the 12th century?"
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"You know what's even nerdier than fencing? Knowing when it began."
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"I don't think you're a nerd, Alex. Shut up, dork."
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"All right. That's my boy!"
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"Would this be easier..."
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"if we suspended you from a crane?"
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"[Cameron] Αny monkey can shoot a home movie."
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"I pride myself on shooting home films."
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"But, Cameron, you always just take things a little too far. No, I don't."
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"Okay, your nephew's first birthday. That's not fair."
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"You brought a wind machine. To be fair, my vision was-"
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"Who puts wheels on cribs?"
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"[Whistle Blows] [Buzzer Sounds]"
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"[Shouting In Spanish]"
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"¡Ay! Sorry. Sorry. [Laughs]"
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"That's okay."
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"No biggie. Your battery probably just statically defracticated."
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"What?"
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"It means you can recharge it with static electricity."
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"[Buzzer Sounds] [Jay] Yes!"
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"You know, I used to go to the houses of my friends, I'd see their kids' trophies,"
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"and it used to bug me, you know, because there was never a trophy in my house."
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"Not until this one. [Laughs]"
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"[Phil] Oh, that's a good grip. [Buzzer Sounds]"
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"[Chuckles] Can we switch seats?"
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"Cam, people are staring. [Whistle Blows]"
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"I know you're not supposed to care,"
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"but it's kind of cool to have a kid in your house who's the best at something."
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"You know what I mean? [Buzzer Sounds]"
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"[Applause]"
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"Yeah, our kids are great. They're the greatest."
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"Gosh, we're blessed. We are. But, um,"
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"are they the best at something?"
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"I'd have to think about that."
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"Well, Alex is great at every single thing she tries,"
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"And Haley is-"
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"Haley is so pretty."
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"Gorgeous, gorgeous girl. Oh, gosh."
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"So she can meet someone who's the best at something. That's right."
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"And then, uh, I guess that leaves Luke."
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"We dropped the ball a little bit on that one. Yeah, a little bit."
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"♪ Hey, hey Hey, hey ♪"
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"♪ Hey, hey Hey ♪♪"
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"[Whistle Blows] [Buzzer Sounds]"
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"Bravo!"
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"How about a nice round of applause for our winner, Manny Delgado."
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"Manny now moves on to the championship,"
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"where he'll be competing against Caroline Markum."
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"We'll see you all back here at 4:30."
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"- All right. - [Gloria] Bravo. [Speaking Spanish]"
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"What she said."
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"[Laughs] Wow. This means more to Dad than it does to Manny."
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"Yeah, it's his chance to be father of a champion. Well, second chance."
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"We all know how the first time went. Did I say something wrong?"
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"No, no. I'm- I'm very happy for Manny."
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"Everything's always about Claire. Geez."
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"I wanna thank you guys for coming by and supporting the kid."
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"That took a while. She's been asleep for 20 minutes."
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"It just took me some time to sneak out without waking her up."
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"Kind of like the first time you slept over here."
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"I had a meeting."
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"All right. Let's talk about why you got your panties in a bunch."
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