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Clips from Big Mouth (2017) - Am I Gay? (S01E01)

"...the johnson."
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"and swallows every bite."
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"[man] Yum-yum!"
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"What? We see every movie together."
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"-Yeah, that-- that totally makes sense. -But we can watch the trailer together."
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"All right, loading."
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"...the johnson."
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"-Well, um... -Rihanna? The Land O' Lakes butter chick?"
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"-Er, should I take off my glasses? -Oh, no, no. This isn't an eye test."
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"[Hormone Monster] Now tell me-- number one, or number two?"
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"-[gasps] Oh, my God. -Number two, right?"
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"Yeah, I hear tap water's good 'cause there's fluoride in it."
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"-Cool. -Cool."
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"-[chuckles] His fruit snacks... -Uh-huh?"
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"[stammers] Oh, uh, Span-- um, "El baño" is Spanish for--"
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"[pattering]"
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"-But I really like Nick. -As a friend."
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"-What did you feel? -Not much."
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"I've got morning wood... to chop."
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"Lights out. It's 9:05."
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"Don't care for men, either. I don't like people in general."
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"There's a Metro North conductor who's good."
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"My cousin Eugene... no, that's it. I think that's it."
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"-Thanks for dinner. -Yeah, sorry I sent back my food."
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"-No, it's a fish. -Yeah, no, no, I know that now."
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"And thanks again."
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"-Nick, how was your big date last night? -It started out a little awkward,"
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"and now I'm really excited about it."
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"Did she say just be friends or "just be friends"?"
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"-Is there a difference? -I'll rip that little bitch to shreds."
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"You remember Tyler. He tried to light himself on fire in our front yard."
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"-Oh, my God. -[whispers] Light yourself on fire."
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"Sorry, you're the only gay person I know."
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"Uh, I'm the only gay person you know you know."
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"[music playing]"
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"and that's why it was so hard for me to break up with her."
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"Tomorrow, an exclusive interview with Patient Zero in our pinkeye epidemic."
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"Yeah, looking back, there was definitely fecal matter on some of the basketballs."
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"[faint barking]"
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"[whistling]"
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"Okay, so, normally right about now I'd watch the Mets game."
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"But if I'm probably gay, maybe I should--"
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"I know, I know, but I've been scared to look at any porn."
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"Don't just type in "gay porn." Switch over to private browsing first."
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"Good call, good call."
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"[laughs] Nailed it again."
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"All right, Andrew, this is your journey. You must be your own shaman."
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"-Click the mouse. -Okay. Here goes."
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"-No, I don't want to zoom. -Yes! Yes!"
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"Terry Bradshaw's taking a shower with Howie Long,"
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"Oh, my God! [thumps]"
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"-Ha! You my dawg. -Nick Birch!"
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"-Is it? -What's going on?"
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"Cut that little pipsqueak down to size."
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"And I pity the poor girl who makes the mistake of kissing you next."
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"[all gasp]"
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"Aw, don't worry about it, Nick. Opinions are like assholes--"
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"Okay, okay, you gotta get back at Jessi."
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"And, hey, is-- that's a bad thing, right?"
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"I mean, if it's so "okay" to be gay,"
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"-Because I'm not. -But if you were--"
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"-It'd be a nightmare. -Why?"
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"No girl's gonna hook up with you if you're gay."
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"Jay, gay people don't stick their dicks inside other dicks."
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"Okay, okay, how about this-- we'll say Jessi puts peanut butter on her dog's dick"
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"and licks it off. Yum, yum, yum."
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"Anyway, Duke, I wanted your advice, and I guess I still do."
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"Allow me to introduce you to famous deceased homosexuals"
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"Socrates, Freddie Mercury,"
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"Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia?"
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"Ghost cock is like vegan bacon-- it just isn't as good as the real thing."
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"Being gay can be bloody brilliant."
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"-How so, Freddie Mercury? -I was hoping you would ask."
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"♪ When you're gay Every day is a nonstop cabaret ♪"
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"♪ Bears and queens And Catholic tweens ♪"
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"♪ The world's your buff buffet ♪"
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"♪ And goodbye vaginas ♪"
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"♪ In the LGBT community ♪"
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"-♪ Loud and proud cliché ♪ -♪ Sashay ♪"
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"-♪ Hooray! ♪ -♪ Oh, shanté! ♪"
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"-♪ So gay ♪ -♪ It's a flaming hot pink-letter day ♪"
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"♪ I'm gay ♪"
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"♪ He's absolutely, undeniably gay ♪"
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"-Purse Dog? -"Mr. Teddy Graham.""
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"-It's classic. You're a tall and a short. -Is that a thing?"
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"He's right, it's Nick. It's always been Nick."
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"What? Yes. Where have you been?"
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"And as long as he's around, rock and roll will never die."
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"But if he's not, that's a hard morning light"
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"-What's up, jerk? -Hey, Jessi,"
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"-do you want to sit over here with me? -Oh, yeah. Thanks, Missy."
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"Do you want some of my homemade fruit leather?"
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"I was really mad."
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"like, hey, women, do we even need them?"
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"My point is, when it's just the boys it's, hey, we make music."
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"-Uh-huh. -But with girls it's like,"
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"-"Aw, why aren't they boys?" -I don't get it."
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"-Oh, I love that. Camping's a great-- -It's just Nick and me!"
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"I mean, I know how to track you guys."
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"Duke, I guess I was wondering, have you ever stayed friends with an ex?"
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"-Nope. Impossible. -That's a bummer."
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"-What do you mean? -Your lumpy friend Andrew"
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"What the hell? Is there no child-ghost confidentiality anymore?"
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"but I wanna jizz all the time,"
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"and I'm so awkward around everyone except you, 'cause we're best friends,"
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"-Uh... -Nothing, flaccid."
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"-just the sheer fucking degradation-- -Wait, wait, wait. Hush."
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"Is it because I have a gross catfish mouth?"
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"Ni hao!"
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"and those sticks you could floss with."
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"-Come on, let's get out of here. -No. You guys have to talk to each other."
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"Oh, hello, Nick. Did you bring a phone book to sit on?"
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"Oh, did you bring a big butt that's yours?"
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"And we sucked at being boyfriend and girlfriend."
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"-After you, milady. -Thank you, good sir."
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"Aw, Atlanta Claus, you gotta help me find a dying Mylar balloon that says "Wow.""
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"Have you been nar-ghty or nice?"
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"And he's only a monster when he does coke."
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"What in the what? Where do we go now, Paul Bunyan?"
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"Wait, what? Please tell me there's a Walgreens"
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