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Clips from Three's Company - No Children, No Dogs (S01E01)

"Well, I’m glad you enjoyed it."
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"I haven't spoken to a soul in this whole day."
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"And that's giving him the business?"
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"No dogs or babies allowed."
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"Hi, Jack!"
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"Have to what?"
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"I'm going."
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"Not Larry--That old softie."
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"Anyway, it's not my responsibility, is it?"
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"Hey Lar--"
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"Chrissy... Chrissy."
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"Oh boy, I hope she doesn't keep walking all night."
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"Don't worry about me."
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"Shh--Shhh--Shhh--"
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"Yeah."
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"Watch out for that table. [ Laughter ]"
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"You got a dog up here?"
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"I feel so sorry for the poor little thing."
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"Any luck?"
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"Of course you can Mrs. Roper. [ Laughter ]"
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"Do find it a trifle noisy in here, dear?"
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"That looks delicious!"
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"Maybe it'll give Roper a nice glossy coat."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"The next time we see Roper, we'll throw a stick."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"What's all that jelly stuff in there?"
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"Then you eat it."
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"I can't let you eat that, Mr. Roper."
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"I'll just dump this down the sink here."
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"He dumped my dinner down the sink!"
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"I don't think the dog would mind."
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"Oh! I'm sorry."
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"I waited until I saw Mrs. Roper pick it up."
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"On top of their morning paper."
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"I'm afraid so, dear."
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"Yes, she walks around the neighborhood."
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"Yeah, well--"
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"Just what I always wanted."
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"[ MUSIC ]"
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"♪ COME AND KNOCK ON OUR DOOR (COME AND KNOCK ON OUR DOOR) ♪"
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"♪ WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU (WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU) ♪"
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"♪ WHERE THE KISSES ARE HERS AND HERS AND HIS ♪"
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"♪ THREE'S COMPANY TOO ♪"
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"♪ COME AND DANCE ON OUR FLOOR (COME AND DANCE ON OUR FLOOR) ♪"
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"♪ TAKE A STEP THAT IS NEW (TAKE A STEP THAT IS NEW) ♪"
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"♪ WE'VE A LOVABLE SPACE THAT NEEDS YOUR FACE ♪"
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"♪ THREE'S COMPANY TOO ♪"
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"♪ YOU'LL SEE THAT LIFE IS A BALL AGAIN ♪"
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"♪ LAUGHTER IS CALLING FOR YOU ♪"
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"♪ DOWN AT OUR RENDEZVOUS (DOWN AT OUR RENDEZVOUS) ♪"
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"♪ THREE'S COMPANY TOO ♪"
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"Oh, hey, Janet, come on in for a second, will ya?"
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"Sure."
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"You know I finished that spicy book you gave me to read."
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"That was quick."
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"I just gave it to you yesterday."
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"Yeah, well I’m no fool."
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"I went straight for the pages with the corners turned down."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"I read it last night in bed."
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"It was like reading a gourmet menu at a health farm."
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"Oh, don't go yet. Come on, sit down a minute."
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"Well, what about Mr. Roper?"
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"Him--huh--All I get from him is one grunt for yes,"
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"Two grunts for no, and a burp when he wants his dinner."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"That's all I’ve gotten for 20 years."
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"Well, almost--It'll be 20 years day after tomorrow."
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"Your anniversary?"
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"Yeah."
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"Oh, wow, how great!"
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"Are you gonna see a show or anything?"
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"Oh, yes, yes, we'll see a show, all right, "Baretta,""
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"Followed by "Charlie’s Angels.""
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"This is our social calendar."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"He won't even remember it's our anniversary."
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"Ah, I can't imagine anybody forgetting a thing like that."
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"Oh I do envy you, young people."
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"Aah, the life you lead."
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"Oh, there's nothing to it."
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"You just have to be flat broke."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"Yeah, but there's your boyfriends and everything."
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"Yeah, but they're only after one thing."
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"Oh, I do envy you!"
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"Stupid doctor! That stupid doctor!"
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"Stanley, what happened? [ Laughter ]"
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"He said I was in perfect shape."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"Isn't that good?"
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"Not to Stanley."
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"When he goes for a checkup, he thinks he's wasting his money"
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"Unless the doctor finds something wrong with him."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"There's plenty wrong with me."
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"I can't argue with that. [ Laughter ]"
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"Helen."
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"Oh, I’m sorry, Stanley, did you tell him about your pain?"
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"No, we didn't talk about you."
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"[ Laughter ] [ applause ]"
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"Oh, by the way, you wife was just telling me"
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"That day after tomorrow is a very special day."
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"Special?"
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"Uh-huh."
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"Wednesday?"
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""Baretta"! [ Laughter ]"
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""Charlie's Angels"! [ Laughter ]"
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"See?"
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"I tried."
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"See ya later."
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"Ah, hold it. Hold it. Hold it."
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"I want you to talk to your roommate, Chrissy,"
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"And warn her."
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"Okay--About what?"
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"Well, I was looking out this window about three o'clock"
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