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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S04E04)

"and we want it to be shaped"
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"OLDER TED: Anything."
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"I see it."
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"I haven't slept for 34 hours, but a bagel is the answer."
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"A cinnamon-raisin bagel with a little cream cheese."
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"Bring an umbrella. It's supposed to rain, according to Galoshes, our weather clown."
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"you could step out the front door and your whole life can change forever."
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"exactly when you're supposed to be there."
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"Why didn't I go right?"
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"As you know, back then, your Aunt Robin hosted a morning show."
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"So, wait, why did you throw up?"
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"No, where was the food from?"
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"Don't tell me."
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"Is it this place? Tell me, damn you!"
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"OLDER TED: So, you see, kids, if I had gone to Schlegel's Bagels, as usual,"
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"(MAN COUGHING)"
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"and the rest is history."
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"Of course, I stopped at that magazine stand on the way."
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"Yes."
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"(TED SIGHING)"
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"Above that."
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"This girl is the one."
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"Sorry, I couldn't wait. It's all too exciting."
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"As in "sex with." I request the highest of fives."
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"Two hundred is too many."
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"A hundred and ninety-nine satisfied customers."
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"- It's not too many. - It's too many!"
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"Barney here hits on roughly 20 girls a week."
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"Jealous. Jealous."
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"Hero."
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"the stud of Port Richmond Middle School."
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"I've done it with 100 girls."
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"Yeah. Call me when that happens."
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"I think he's gonna say it again really slow."
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"(SCREAMING IN FRUSTRATION)"
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"Petra has to be 200."
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"Hi, Barney Stinson, millionaire astronaut."
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"Man, aren't you sick of all the games? I just want to settle down"
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"(BARNEY GROANING)"
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"I'm not sensing a lot of ethnic diversity."
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"BARNEY: Looking good, Pauline."
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"(HOARSE GRUNTING)"
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"I did it, and I still have 30 minutes before I'm supposed to meet Petra."
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"Congratulations!"
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"- Hey, come on. You made it to 200. - ROBIN: Yeah."
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"Actually, she does."
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"I stopped at a newsstand for a full minute to check out a picture of Barney's 200th."
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"Barney!"
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"and you kids might never have been born."
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"Now, why did I cut down 77th and give a dollar to the homeless guy?"
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"As a matter of fact, I've made a chart of your reaction to my charts."
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"This is big, sustainable growth over the long term."
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"You're a big, sustainable growth."
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"Okay. So, I have prepared a few charts"
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"Could you just please excuse me?"
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"MILT: Charts! Get your charts here!"
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"- These charts? - Yeah."
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"for a million days."
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"and, well, you know the rest."
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"If I had known then where all those little things were leading me,"
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"(GLAD GIRLS PLAYING)"
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"OLDER TED: Because, somehow, I ended up in the right place at the right time."
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"Have you sought counseling for sex addiction?"
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"Because you're a prime candidate."
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"I'm awesome."
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"OLDER TED: In May of 2009, I was on the verge of scoring"
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"my first big client as an independent architect."
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"I was willing to do anything to make it happen."
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"Here's what we want, son. It's real simple."
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"We're opening a restaurant called Rib Town,"
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"like a cowboy hat."
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"That's brilliant. I love it!"
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"I mean, nothing says delicious like the inside of a cowboy hat, right?"
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"Look, I'm telling you, I'm your guy. I..."
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"I think I was born to design this building. I just..."
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"I don't see it. I don't see it. I don't see it."
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"Hey."
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"What's so good about it?"
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"Uh-oh. Up all night?"
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"I told these guys I have a vision for this thing."
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"They want to see a pitch in a week, and I got nothing."
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"- Oh, it's cute. - Cute?"
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"- Yeah. - Robin,"
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"I could be designing concert halls and bridges."
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"Bridges so beautiful they could be in museums."
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"And I could design those museums."
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"But what am I designing instead? What has my career come to?"
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"It's a sick cosmic joke. The universe is conspiring against me."
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"Oh, you just need to get out of the house. Take a walk. Get a bagel."
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"Yeah. Yeah, that'll solve everything."
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"Actually, that sounds pretty good. I'm going to get a bagel."
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"Your show has a clown who does the weather?"
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"And what's that restaurant you're designing shaped like, Hoss?"
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"Fine. You want me out of the house, I'll get out of the house."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Can't wait to see what the universe has lined up for me out there."
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"OLDER TED: Kids, I've been telling you the story of how I met your mother."
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"And while there's many things to learn from this story,"
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"this may be the biggest."
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"The great moments of your life won't necessarily be the things you do."
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"They'll also be the things that happen to you."
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"No, I'm not saying you can't take action to affect the outcome of your life."
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"You have to take action, and you will."
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"But never forget that, on any day,"
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"You see, the universe has a plan, kids, and that plan is always in motion."
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"A butterfly flaps its wings,"
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"(THUNDER RUMBLING)"
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"and it starts to rain."
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"It's a scary thought, but it's also kind of wonderful."
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"All these little parts of the machine constantly working,"
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"making sure that you end up exactly where you're supposed to be,"
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"The right place at the right time."
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"OLDER TED: Kids, it's a miracle that I ended up on that street corner,"
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"I mean, for instance, when I first stepped out of the apartment,"
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"I almost went right instead of left."
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"Well, to answer that, we have to go back a few days."
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"Now Eunice here makes all of these purses herself."
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"They are hand-embroidered with the world's finest silk."
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"And each one takes months to make."
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"I cannot emphasize how much work goes into..."
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