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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) - My Way or the Highway to Heaven (S30E30)

"Unless we are now owned by Disney."
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"Siddmartha, sweetie, look what we got you."
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"but I wouldn't call them a death trap."
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"Anyone need a vacuum?"
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"Kissing with your eyes closed never goes awry. Ever."
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"¶ Le jour de gloire est arrivé ¶"
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"SIDDMARTHA: Meh."
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"(snoring)"
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"Oops."
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"Maybe he's just looking for the bathroom."
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"And my sales pitch strongly implied that wouldn't happen."
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"that ever blew a wrapper off a straw: door-to-door salesmen."
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"¶ Non, rien de rien ¶"
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"Like, oh-- I don't know-- the way of the Buddha?"
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"There must be a middle path between opulence and decadence."
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"Well, I'm a believer."
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"We have a bedroom?"
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"¶ And the cares that hung around me ¶"
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"Over."
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"the sweet fruits of marriage. (chuckles)"
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"(door opens, footsteps descending stairs)"
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"I'm not a sports guy. Do you have an art metaphor?"
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"(normal voice): Stinking customers!"
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"-Heil humor! -(laughs)"
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"(gasps) We must warn our Panzers!"
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"(men scream)"
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"Oh, Meaux, I am so sorry I ever made you kiss a fish."
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"-(thunder rumbling) -(groaning)"
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"And may I say, you put the "ja" in "jawohl!" (chuckles)"
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"We've been roaming the countryside"
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"-Do we get tips? -Not in Europe."
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"(French accent): Ooh-la-la! Dinner is served."
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"-first name Pierre. -Un moment."
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"-BOB: It is kind of nice to have someone in the restaurant. -GENE: Yeah."
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"Do the people my daddy shoots go to Heaven?"
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"Whee! Over."
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"Ah, my dear wife. I'm just here collaborating,"
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"You can't ask me personal questions."
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"about world-class dinner service."
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"Come with me, fraulein,"
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"Please, somebody, think of the elephants!"
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"Excuse me. (clears throat)"
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"¶ Don't want to grab that brass ring ¶"
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"Be free! Be free!"
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"(slow, distorted): 499..."
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"(Flanders groans)"
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"It's a miracle! He recovered without help!"
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"So, it goes to show atheists can do great things, too."
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"Neddy, you're coloring inside the lines."
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"Jack and Jill are on the pill, man!"
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"the occasional kid who goes up and never comes down,"
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"(others gasp)"
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"And that's why I'm wearing this mustache till I'm just ash."
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"It wasn't till God seriously deformed me"
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"that I fully understood his love."
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"Mmm, mmm, mmm."
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"(choir sings)"
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"¶ When we're out together ¶"
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"FLANDERS: God gave me a second chance,"
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"The kid's a hop jockey."
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"Laughing is for Germans only."
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"¶ People are living on dead end street ¶"
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"In retrospect, I should have tried CPR."
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"I feel sorry for him."
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"Ow!"
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"Let me share the Buddhist path to Heaven"
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"Not that kind."
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"¶ Non, je ne regrette rien ¶"
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"So, a lot of them, yes."
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"who don't believe in God but are still righteous."
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"In his whole career! (laughs)"
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"¶ I'm gonna die on dead end street ¶"
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"with his stupid multiplayer games?"
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"Now my alarm is palpable!"
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"(laughter)"
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"¶ And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak... ¶"
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"Never stray from the path of righteousness."
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"-(both laugh) -Haven't thought of that."
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"in a documentary if we lose."
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"Qui est là? Qui! Qui!"
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"(German accent): What an odd accent."
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"(laughter)"
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"And she no longer believed in God."
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"If he just gets something on the page, that's progress."
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"Oh, come on, anyone in this joint Pee Your Pants?"
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"(sighs) I'll talk to him."
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"Well, big man, I got a headline for ya."
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"You're overthinking it, bro!"
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"but you have taken the first step on the road to redemption,"
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"to what really matters:"
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"(halo clanging)"
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"(chuckles) No way."
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"Have you accepted the Lord?"
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"Didn't we just build a whole new mixed-use complex"
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"so now we're, like, Bob and Bob."
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"but I had no idea he could count."
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"didn't count on was a little extracurricular activity"
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"(scoffs) I refuse to believe they exist."
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"(electricity crackling)"
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"GOD: Eh, either way, it'll be tough sledding."
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"GOD: I stopped a thousand wars that would've been worse."
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"I'm here, dimwit."
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"(phone ringing)"
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"We have interesting people. Look, Tracy Morgan's here."
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"(crowd gasps)"
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"you can take my wife."
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"I will sit under this Bodhi Tree because I am void of ideas."
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"-50 ponies! -(pony neighs)"
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"-Of the guitar? -Oh. I wish."
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"Hey, man. You been practicing what I told you?"
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"(frantic grunting)"
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"(screams)"
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"-Yeah, you can. Somebody did it to you. -That's true."
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"-(sighs) -¶ Dancing cheek to cheek. ¶"
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"-Isn't he, though? -Yeah, lose the 'tude."
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"Kids, there's only one way into Heaven."
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"¶ Yeah ¶"
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"-You gonna stop that? -Eh, it'll stop on its own."
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"Finally, I became one of the most iniquitous men"
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"Not bad."
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