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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) - My Way or the Highway to Heaven (S30E30)

"Oh, I'm sorry about that."
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"-(whimpering) -(Bob's Burgers theme fades)"
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"GOD: Where is everybody?"
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"It's easier to get in to Upper West Side preschools."
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"-You're all better. -Nobody tells me these things!"
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"¶ I'm in heaven ¶"
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"The truth is, this mustache is a memento"
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"FLANDERS: Godless and Maudeless,"
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"-¶ Dead end ¶ -¶ Why we should be ¶"
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"¶ ¶"
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"Mabel! A slice of pie for all my friends!"
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"Those little angel makers you've been slingin'"
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"If you get to 500 bounces, zappo! French-fried kid."
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"And, uh, like that."
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"-Not! -Who did that?"
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"Strong woman."
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"¶ He loved religion. ¶"
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"What are you gonna do, help us or turn us in?"
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"SOLDIERS: Ah!"
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"Oh. Well, the marriage counselor said"
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"¶ Ni le bien. ¶"
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"LISA: The princess wondered, if nothing was denied her,"
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"Princess Siddmartha, hmm,"
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"¶ And yet I find no happiness ¶"
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"It's the year zero. How much is there to learn?"
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"¶ Om... ¶"
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"(thunderclap)"
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"-(Bob's Burgers theme song playing) -Huh?"
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"-(grunts) -¶ I seem to find ¶"
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"¶ When we're out together dancing cheek to cheek ¶"
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"of the awful sinner I used to be."
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"Trampolines were just what people were looking for"
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"They just found out those things are a death trap."
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"Oh, sure, there's broken bones, concussions,"
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"I mean electrocution, smart guy."
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"Eh, that's the game we're in."
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"Oh, the brake pedal won't go down!"
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"(groans)"
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"497... 498..."
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"So, you made me in your image."
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"Bonjour, bonjour, Commandant!"
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"Now, with business booming, you can no longer deny your husband"
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"Germans."
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"We'll be chopped up worse than a Picasso nude!"
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"Hurry now!"
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"Now listen here. I know we may not look like much,"
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"they're the mugs you want."
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"Eh... Normandy beach."
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"Don't ask me. I believe in nothing, except my country."
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"But there is another path."
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"¶ ¶"
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"Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH"
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"-(Homer grunts) -BOB: No."
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"-¶ On dead end street ¶ -¶ Dead end ¶"
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"Well, I am reaching for the stars"
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"(electric guitar riff plays)"
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"(chuckles): Well, it's like looking in a mirror."
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"You know, stuff that'll look really bad"
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"I've been looking for someone to help me write."
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"but when a fish knife needs to be placed just so,"
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"perhaps the stars hold the answer to your questions."
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"¶ Than golden tubs and fragrant soap ¶"
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"(laughter, cheering)"
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"We'll name him Bob Number One."
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"Go off the page. Write on the wall."
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"¶ Dead end ¶"
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"The trick is I'm secretly clinically depressed."
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"-What's so funny? -They got you slingin' springs!"
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"But after spring comes the fall."
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"generate static electricity with every bounce."
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"(gasps) I've put innocent lives in danger."
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"Lord? Why am I here?"
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"and say they're therapy pets?"
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"¶ He's the boogie woogie Christian God of John 3:16 ¶"
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"Oh, yeah. Oh. Oh, yeah."
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"Why did I marry the model for the town gargoyle? Ugh!"
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"Because I don't believe there is a God above,"
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"Damn it. Now I know what we're fighting for."
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"(spits dramatically)"
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"We got to stop 'em, but how?"
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"we should try to find a common interest, so, uh..."
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"I don't know. Jesus is pretty fond"
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"of that plus sign he's always carrying around."
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"Why couldn't she be happy like her brother"
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"No."
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"goats' heads. Hmm."
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"¶ There's more to life than this, I hope ¶"
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"¶ Less... ¶"
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"(grunts, gasps)"
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"They do if they haven't done anything wrong."
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"¶ Seem to vanish like a gambler's lucky streak ¶"
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"I was raised with no religion. Our house was a den of bebop."
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"That's right, baby."
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"Now, here's how I move these Karpet Kings."
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"my grandmother."
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"MARGE: Perhaps her mélancolie came from her marriage"
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"disguised as French farmers."
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"Ah, you are French."
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"I am your, um, uh..."
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"¶ L'étendard sanglant est levé ¶"
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"(neighs)"
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"willing to wait forever and a day"
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"until she found enlightenment."
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"Wait. Why would I be Bob Number Two or no name?"
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"(cool jazz music playing)"
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"(laughter)"
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"during Apollo 14."
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"Better yet, leave the tin."
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"Big man, are ya? Real big man."
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"Come on, fellas, let's go spread the good word."
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"(gasps) I'll just flip this."
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"You must leave now. My husband is a collaborator."
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"I was looking for a quicker route to the bathroom,"
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"Oh. Somehow 50 ponies"
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"That's mine."
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"¶ All kinds of stuff, and yet I mope ¶"
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"I know someone who sold two of those tot tossers."
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"I don't care, baby. Jimi gets paid either way."
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"We're cooked. Worse than the Cubs in the '32 Series."
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"we must make our own Heaven down below."
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