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Clips from Shameless - It's Time to Kill the Turtle (S01E01)

"if you sew the holes in my socks,"
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"Yeah, it's open!"
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"I don't want you, ever."
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"because it's the object of the preposition."
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"I'm telling you, it's right."
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"Gotta go to the bathroom."
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"Okay. Microsoft Excel?"
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"All right, let's get started. Gladys, can you get the lights?"
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"which can be found in your Microsoft Suite."
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"In the dialogue box, enter the title of your presentation."
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"with color, font and size of your text..."
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"I must warn you, I have bowled before."
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"Hey, you want to put some money on it?"
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"Ho, I'm hot, ho, ho. Look out."
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"Yes, he will."
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"And like two months later,"
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"And you guys started looking for him, and when you found him,"
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"Now..."
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""No worries.""
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"Keep the change, darling."
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""several pairs of feet breaking into a run."
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""The firestarter must've dozed off."
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""They're on her before she can escape, and I know...""
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""and congratulations from several voices."
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"'Twelve down! Eleven to go!'""
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"What's up?"
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"Yeah? So?"
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"I fucking never saw him so proud."
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"check out that lab. You want to come?"
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"What's the big deal? She's a freak."
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"Yeah. Sex."
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"We signed on for it. No. You signed on for it."
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"I do."
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"What the hell is that?"
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"Why the fuck is our couch on the wall?"
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"It'll hurt less now than if we wait two more weeks."
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"Daddy, help! I think I see a mouse!"
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"All right. Open his mouth."
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"He went to play basketball."
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"Hey."
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"We're having French toast."
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"that as we move to get recovery back on track,"
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"Just bracelet. No bone."
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"Now, again, we propose to do that beginning..."
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"tax burden on the American economy,"
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"Are you drunk?"
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"We're getting a foster kid. It's lots of work."
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"$384 a month."
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"A lot of those foster kids are messed up."
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"That's why they need a positive influence."
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"That's for screwing my husband."
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"Kiss me and I'll cut your fucking tongue out."
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"I'm taking the PSATs for some Polish kid over at Ridgedale."
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"I'm an investigator for the Educational Evaluation Service."
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"♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪"
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"♪ You were beaming once before ♪"
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"♪ What is this downside ♪"
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"♪ That you speak of? ♪"
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"♪ You're so sure of? ♪"
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"♪ Round up the friends you got ♪"
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"♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪"
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"♪ You were willing once before ♪"
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"♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪"
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"♪ That you speak of? ♪"
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"♪ You're so... ♪"
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"♪ Sure of? ♪"
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"Going to the store today!"
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"Why are Steve's clothes down here?"
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"Somebody couldn't wait to get upstairs last night."
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"We out of diapers? Yeah, but I put"
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"a plug up his butt."
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"That towel's gonna leak."
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"Yeah, I'm on it."
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"So, my SAT gig's a bust, but, uh,"
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"I can scrape up some money another way if you need the help."
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"It's cool. I got 35 bucks."
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"Okay."
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"Is that a Taser?"
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"Where'd you get that?"
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"I let him borrow it. Hey, help me out."
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"Carl finally got"
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"invited someplace by normal kids."
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"Robbie Rebello's having a paintball party."
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"- Towel? - Yeah, but he's not going,"
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"so I gave him"
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"Who's Candace?"
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"No."
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"Here."
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"Awesome!"
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"What?"
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"Well, he really wanted to go, he knows we're strapped."
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"This should hold him for a few hours."
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"You're gonna need new diapers."
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"Is he dating someone else?"
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"Latey school."
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"School."
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"Mommy?"
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"I want some food, Mommy."
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"Wake up."
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"Mommy? Kev, we're only taking in"
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"a foster kid for a week to get the money"
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"to pay for my stupid parking tickets."
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"That's it. We're like a hotel."
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"Yeah, I know, but..."
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"so we get to keep the kid longer,"
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"Not a secret anymore."
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"No, it won't."
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"Come on. We walk around the house naked half the time,"
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"shoot tequila for breakfast and swear up a storm."
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"You think we're gonna be able to do that with a kid around?"
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"Yeah, but who cares? You know what?"
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"I lived with some crazy ass foster parents,"
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"but it's better than being brought up in a group home."
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"Well, just don't get too excited."
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"We're gonna get our money"
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"and kick the little brat to the curb."
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"All right, fine."
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"Now come here and let me suckle your little teat, Mommy."
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"Uh-uh."
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"Come on, let me suckle yo' teat. Uh-uh!"
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