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Clips from South Park - Basic Cable (S23E23)

"♪♪"
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"[ Glucose meter chirps ]"
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"[ Clicks ]"
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"Dad, I love you."
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"I love you so much, Dad."
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"I'm going to work."
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"[ Glucose meter chirps ] [ Clicks ]"
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"[ School bell rings ]"
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"Pfffft. Yeah."
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"I have a thing called diabetes."
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"♪ Will you marry me?♪[ Echoing ] It just means"
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"I have to check my blood sugar once in a while,"
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"and sometimes I have...[ Sounds fades ]"
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"♪ I swear that I will mean it♪"
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"♪ I say, will you marry me?♪"
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"Holy shit, you guys! What am I gonna do?!"
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"What am I supposed to say to her?"
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"She has diabetes."
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"I know! That's why she's perfect!"
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"You assholes aren't ruining Scott Malkinson's life again!"
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"I'm taking control, you understand?"
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"I'm Scott Malkinson. I have diabetes.[ Laughter ]"
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"[ Tires squeal ]"
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"[ Tires screech ]"
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"♪♪"
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"The cable company gave us a window"
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"Oh! You want quantity over quality?!"
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"People don't watch and bond over the same shows anymore."
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"'Cause you got assholes in Hollywood"
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"Goth Kid: Uh, hi. You're the new girl, right?"
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"A couple of the other guys offered, too."
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"Oh, yeah. He's a total poser."
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"Scottsdale. I love it there."
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"So, um..."
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"Oh."
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"So..."
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"It's the best Star Wars thing since "Empire.""
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"Yeah. Like stupid dog shit."
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"Oh!"
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"[ Indistinct talking on TV ]"
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"Look at that. Look!"
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"Just pure, simple, basic cable."
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"[ Door opens ]"
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"and she has diabetes!"
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"Yeah, and guess what?"
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"watching what they want when they wanna watch it?"
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"Tell all the guys we're meeting A.S.A.P.,"
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"♪♪"
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"These streaming services"
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"We did.We did.We did.We did."
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"We're cable repairmen."
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"Yeah! Let's uncouple the stranded conductor!"
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"Let's tear the insulation off the retractile cables!"
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"Bill and Dave, you get supplies from the electronics store."
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"♪♪"
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"[ Tires screech ]"
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"[ Katie queefs ][ Both laugh ]"
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"How can I get it without my parents credit card?"
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"You want my advice."
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"You're better off, Scott."
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"Do you know what love is, Scott?!"
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"that Disney movies promised us."
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"I can handle diabetes."
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"I can handle a relationship."
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"I'll tell you how to get Disney+."
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"Dave? Dave, you got everything from the electronics store?"
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"Streaming accounts."
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"Streaming accounts and passwords."
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"Uh, hey."
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"you have access to streaming accounts?"
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""I'm Scott Malkinson. I have diabetes?""
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"Oh yeah."
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"Well, in that case..."
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"Hulu, Netflix, HBO Max."
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"Oh, you want the good stuff."
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"What, uh... are you lookin' to trade?"
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"I have two 16-needle boxes of insulin."
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"Oh."
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"Yeah. That's pretty good shit."
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"[ Pounding in distance ]"
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"Oh, my God. I love you so much."
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"I have lots of juices standing by."
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"Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God."
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"[ Static ]"
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"[ Beeping ]"
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"It's not... working."
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"[ Beeping ]"
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"That Jimmy kid invited me to watch at his house!"
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"[ Crying ]"
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"Nobody likes "PC Babies.""
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"Announcer: ...karat gold."
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"This is bullcrap. Give me that thing."
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"Sure. Come on in."
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"and it was the same thing. This is terrible."
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"Hey, don't worry, Soph."
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"We can watch it together at Token's house."
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"The problem is our neighbors."
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"Nobody ever cares if bad things happen to us anymore."
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"What the...? What is wrong with this stupid thing?"
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"I don't even know who to call."
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"Here it comes. Here it comes. Shh."
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"Park County cable."
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"Oh, your streaming isn't working? Huh."
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"None of your streaming services are working, either?"
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"Don't worry."
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"You and everyone else in this town"
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"All: Yeah!"
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"No, no, no. "Crab People" is a show that came on TV"
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"Oh, no. It's happening here, too?"
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"Hello, ma'am. I'm Eric Cartman. How are you?"
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"Nobody cares, Clyde."
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"Well, it looks like nobody's streaming shows tonight."
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"Scott?"
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"You've taken my dignity for all these years,"
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"but you are not taking my girlfriend!"
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"♪♪"
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"You're low, right?"
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"You seem to do alright."
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"Yeah."
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"who I can talk about diabetes with."
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