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Clips from Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)

"God, a whole mess of nachos sounds good right now."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I'll get you. Which one of your cars do you miss the most? I'll bring that one."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-Are you ready? -Yeah. No, wait."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Okay. Our friendship is done. All right?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Oh, man, this is absolutely crazy. I mean, this is borderline reckless."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"This is just dumb. I can't see a thing."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-Are you feeling anything now? -I'm feeling a little bit."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I'm feeling the worn wood of the steering wheel."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-Yeah. What else? -A little bit of heat."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"That's you and the car melded together."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Attaboy. All right, son."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I'm embarrassed. I really thought I could feel it."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"You know what? We better hightaiI it out of here. Frank's gonna be pissed."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"No, no, Ricky. No blindfold."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I gotta tell you, Granny, this blows."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-Hello? -Hey, man. You up?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-No. -Wake up. I need to talk to you."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Hey, come on. It's 2:30 in the morning."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Look, there's nothing to be scared of. It's a new house..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-Put on-- You got your TV on? -Well, yeah, I fell asleep with it on."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-Turn on channel 42. -Forty-two?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-Look at them buns. -Well, that is a set of buns."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"What's she doing exercising at 2:30 in the morning?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I don't know why I'm talking to you. Do you remember that I hate you?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-How so? -Well, check it out."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Okay, yeah, well, that someone else's junk, that used to be my stuff."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Do you--? Do you know how crazy that sounds?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-Hey, one more thing. -Yeah?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Because I like to party."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Why am I still talking to you?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I keep snapping back into it. It's like a trick you're pulling on me."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-All right. I'll talk to you tomorrow. -All right, man. Talk to you tomorrow."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Get out."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Where did stock-car racing come from?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"What?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-Hey, stop doing that. -How did stock-car racing get its start?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Bootleggers in Prohibition had to have cars fast enough to outrun the Feds..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-...then they started racing each other. -That's right."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"lf I was right, why'd you throw another bucket on me?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I filled up three. Now, there's nothing like driving to avoid jail."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Nothing hones your mind and your instincts like necessity."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"So I taped a kilo of cocaine underneath the car and called the boys in blue."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Now, the way I figure it, you got about two minutes..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"...before they show up and you do five to 1 0."
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"-What the hell are you talking about? -ReaI simple, son."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Cops are coming."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"There's a kilo of Colombian bam-bam under the car. Time to be a man."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-You got hair on your peaches or what? -You're not kidding, are you? Man."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"...and tell us life lessons and stories about your childhood?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Why don't you boys go dig a hole and I'll get another beer?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Someone didn't love you enough when you were little, did they?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Good call. Here, that's worth a nickel."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Tragic."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"One-sixteen. One-sixteen!"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I'm going fast again!"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Where are you?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Gotcha."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"''Feels good going fast, doesn't it?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"There you go, little man."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Mr. Bobby, you are magnificent."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"It's all right. It's gonna be okay."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Thanks, Daddy. I gotta tell you, I feel good. Heck, you know what?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I'm talking about sitting down, enjoying a gourmet meal..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"...at a place that's reaI special."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-Be back to check on you in a minute. -Thank you."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Dear Lord baby Jesus..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"...just looking at your Baby Einstein developmentaI videos..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"...learning about shapes and colors and...."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"We just have so much to be thankfuI for."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-...like retarded gangbangers. -Amen."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Also, I got my balls back behind the wheel of a car."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"...for bringing back our nasty, delinquent, pot-dealing daddy to us."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Son, that was lovely."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-What a lovely meal. -lt sure is."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"lt certainly does look delicious."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"You know what we should do?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Every week, we should come back to this Applebee's..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"...and sit at this table, and have a family meal."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-That's a great idea, Mama. -And order the same stuff."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"...if you would accompany me to ballroom dancing on Tuesday nights."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-Tuesday night? -It's a lot of fun."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-I think you'd have a good time. -How's everybody doing here?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I am so sorry. I thought you asked for onions--"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Okay, okay, maybe don't interrupt me."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"...and I also think that you meant to put the damn onions on my steak."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-Okay, Reese. -Grandfather..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-I'm a veteran and a diabetic! -Dad!"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-Dad! Why are you doing this? -Applebee's has rats!"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I found a whole rat in my Cobb salad!"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Dad, where are you going?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Come on, frat boy, you wanna go?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-Things were going good, weren't they? -That's exactly why I had to blow it up."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I don't know what organ or bone people have..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"What you told me that day at schooI for career day."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"You came in and you said, ''lf you ain't first, you're last.''"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"What are you talking about? I lived my whole life based on that."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Well, now what the hell am I supposed to do?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Good luck to you, son."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Does it matter?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Here we go."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Game over. Come on, reset."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"How'd you get on a video game so fast?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-I hate you! -Hey, Ricky."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I am on fire. I am on fire."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"And so then I got a marketing job with NASCAR."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-Really? -Yeah, it's great. It's great."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Well, gosh, you look fantastic."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-Thank you. -I mean, you've always looked good."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I mean, I'm just-- I'm happy for you."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Thank you."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"But what about you?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"How have you been? What have you been doing?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Well, they want me to race at Talladega next weekend, but I'm not gonna do it."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Because I'm done. I'm done with the racing, with driving."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-Why would you do that? -Because I've really moved on."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I've sent in my application to The ReaI World..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I'm putting a lot of my eggs into that basket, the MTV basket."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I'm also thinking about getting a gun and dealing crack."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Being a crack dealer, but not like a mean crack dealer, but like a...."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"You know, like a nice one."
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