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Clips from Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)

"-Guess how fast we're going now. -I don't care, I'm having a baby!"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Hundred and five miles an hour, you believe that?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-Okay, but I think he might be stuck. -Grab onto something. Ready?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"It's a baby boy."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I'm happy that Waffle House was okay with me coming here..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"And, y'all, that's pretty much, in a shell..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"And I'm also gonna need to know where your commode's at."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"No, ma'am. I haven't seen my daddy in years."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"But my mama say he's out racing cars..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Don't pay them no mind, Ricky."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Thanks, Cal. Shake and Bake. You'll be my best friend forever."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Excuse me, darling. I'm Reese Bobby."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I'm here for career day with my son, Ricky."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-Dad! -Hey there, boy!"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Man, you got big. How long's it been? Three, four months?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Mr. Bobby, there's no smoking in here."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Okay, I am a semi-professional racecar driver..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"And the first thing you gotta learn if you're gonna be a racecar driver..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"...is you don't listen to losers..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-...like your know-it-all teacher here. -Okay, I think that's enough."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Your teacher wants you to go slow, and she's wrong..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Oh, yeah. You know what I'm talking about."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"This is egregious, do you hear me? Egregious!"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Don't listen to these people, Ricky. You're a winner."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"You got the gift. Always remember, if you ain't first, you're last."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"All right, fellas, let's go."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Keep it up, baby."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Hey, Shake and Bake, Cal."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-I gotta take a piss. -Go, go, go!"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"lt doesn't matter, Lucius. We're in last place. Relax."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"You see, this is what I'm talking about."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Face it, we suck."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Glenn, shut up."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-Hustle up, hustle up. -Hey, man!"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Remember when we got kicked out of biology for playing with Matchbox cars?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-Yeah! -Who's retarded now?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-Yeah. -Hey, what are you doing after this?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I don't know, but it feels like we're wasting a lot of time."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-What? -Nothing."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Shake and Bake! Get some!"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"lf you wreck that car, that's 200 grand out of your pocket..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"...so let's take it nice and slow, okay?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Excuse me, coming through."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"...has taken the wheel."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Little-known jack-man Ricky Bobby places third in the Dennit machine."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Ricky, first of all, where did you learn to drive like that?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"ln a car. Car handle really good. Yeah."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Can you speak up, Ricky?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"A car. lt handled reaI good."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I felt like I was on a spaceship and...."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-What did you say his name was again? -His name is Ricky. Ricky Bobby."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Ricky Bobby? He's got two first names."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Whatever his name is, let's get him over here."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Everything ended up fine."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Yeah, okay, everything was fine. Thanks, thanks. Great job in the car."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Ricky Bobby with yet another impressive win."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"He is dominating NAS CAR."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Dennit Racing lncorporated has decided to field an additionaI car."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"...I'm naming CaI Naughton Jr. as the driver."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-CaI Naughton. -Hey..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"...if you smell a delicious, crispy smell after the race..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"...it's not your tailpipe, it's a little bit..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"...of shake...."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-That's our nickname. -Get used to hearing it."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-Yeah! -Hey, man!"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-Shake.... -And bake!"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Hey, driver! Drive these."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-Sure. Who do I make this out to? -It's for me. I think you're awesome."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I'll see you out there."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Absolutely, ma'am, I'd love to sign your baby."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I'm Ricky Bobby. Christmas is right around the corner..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"...and what better gift to give a loved one..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"...than the Jackhawk 9000?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Available at Wal-Mart."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"...you should have the right tools too. So that's why you should use..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"...Maypax, the official tampon of NASCAR."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I'm Ricky Bobby."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"lf you don't chew Big Red, then f*** you."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Urging you never to travel to Tijuana."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Dick Berggren in Las Vegas, Victory Lane, for Fox Television."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Ricky Bobby, today's big winner. Heck of a win for you today..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"...but it seems as if you either win or crash the car trying to win."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"...not to be used without permission of Ricky Bobby lnc."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Supper's ready! Come on, y'all! I've been slaving over this for hours!"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"...and the always delicious Taco Bell."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I just want to take time to say thank you for my family..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"...my two beautiful, beautiful, handsome, striking sons..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"...Walker and Texas Ranger..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"...and of course, my red-hot smoking wife, Carley..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Who if you were to rate her ass on 1 00, it would easily be a 94."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Dear Lord baby Jesus, we also thank you for my wife's father, Chip."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"We hope that you can use your baby Jesus powers..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Hey, you know, sweetie..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"...Jesus did grow up."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"You don't always have to call him ''baby.''"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"When you say grace, say it to grownup Jesus, teenage Jesus..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"...bearded Jesus, whoever you want."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I want you to do this grace good, so that God will let us win tomorrow."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Look, I like the baby version the best, do you hear me?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I win the races and I get the money."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-shirt..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I like to picture Jesus as a ninja fighting off eviI samurai."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Hey, Cal? Why don't you just shut up?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"...just a little infant and so cuddly, but still omnipotent..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"...we just thank you for all the races I've won and the 2 1 .2 million dollars--"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Love that money!"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"--that I have accrued over this past season."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-Amen. -Amen."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Let's dig in!"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"That was a hell of a grace, man. You nailed that like a split hog!"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I'm not gonna lie to you, it felt good."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Dad, you made that grace your bitch."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I threw a bunch of Grandpa Chip's war medals off the bridge."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Sounds like a good day. Texas Ranger, how about you?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Well, the teacher asked me what was the capitaI of North Carolina."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I said, ''Washington, D.C.''"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-Bingo. -Nice."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"She said, ''No, you're wrong.'' I said, ''You got a lumpy butt.''"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"She got mad at me and yelled at me and I pissed in my pants."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Tell you what, Ricky, you are truly blessed."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
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