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Clips from Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)

"Wait. Hold on. Hold on. Just a second. Let me make sure I got this straight."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Are you asking me for a divorce?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-Yay! Two Christmases! -Yay! Two Christmases!"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Ricky, your marriage was a hollow shell."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"lt was a cruel charade."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"She just gave me the 41 1 on the whole deal."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"And you know what else? You never let me win one time."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"You're doing great. You just keep it up. Keep it up."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-Oh, really? -That Shake and Bake is dead."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"And we just came up with a new nickname."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"The Magic Man. Now you see me..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"...now you don't."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Because I think you wish you thought of it."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"All right. You got me. That's an awesome nickname."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I also think I might design a car that's in the shape of a rabbit."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"You have live rabbits being pooped out onto a track?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Watch the maiI for that invitation to the wedding, because I want you there."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-What?! -I know it..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-Why? -What do you mean, ''Why?''"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"You're wrecking my life!"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"You just lost your wife. You just lost your job."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Don't throw out your best friend because of your anger."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-That's absolutely ridiculous, man. -Ricky..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"...remember, the field mouse is fast, but the owI sees at night."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"That's kind of creepy, ain't it?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-Bye, kids. I'll see you next weekend. -Bye."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Mama, we got nowhere to go. Carley and CaI took everything."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Come on. Get in this house."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Hump me!"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Now, you watch yourself."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Yes, sir. I'm sorry. I promise it won't happen again."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Hey, sorry, man."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I lost my license."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Motherfucker, what makes you think I care?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Shut the fuck up!"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"My cousin Pookie just lost a testicle. My dog threw up somebody's finger."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Hey, come on, man. I'm on a bike. Relax."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-Hey, shut up! -ldiot!"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"It's open."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Hugalo's Pizza. We are pizza."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"You got three pizzas that haven't been eaten just sitting over there."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"...but they keep sending me different delivery people."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Because I'm your daddy, that's why."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Me and your mama did it in a Rustler Steak House bathroom when I was 1 7."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Hey, is that a Huffy? That's a nice-looking bike, boy."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I can't believe it!"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I mean, he's been blowing me off for 25 years..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"How the hell did he even find me?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I called him."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Are you kidding me? Mama, why did you go do that?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Son, you need help."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-I know he's a son of a bitch. -He's scary."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"But you're a grown man. You're delivering pizzas on a bike."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"How'd you even get hooked up with him in the first place?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-ln a ladies' room? -Shut up in here! I'm trying to sleep!"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"One of you turds is about to get smacked in the mouth!"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Hey, stop yelling at me, okay? I'm your dad. You're 7 years old."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Oh, hey there, Ricky. Look, son..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"What do you care about me or us? You never even met your grandkids."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-What are you looking at, Popeye? -Shut up, you little pot-licker."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Now, you show me the DNA test..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"...and then maybe I'll say hello to these swamp rats."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"You better shut up or I'll come over there and rip a hole in that tent."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Yeah, shut up, Frank!"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Go shave your balls, you dusty old fart!"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Okay, I guess they are my grandkids."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I know you, son. I know you well."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-...and I know you wanna win that thing. -No, I don't."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Listen, Ricky."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I'm 55 years old and all I got to my name is a car..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"...and a duffle bag full of underwear, and sweet, stinky weed."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Fine. I'll do it."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"All right, Professor Dickweed. What's the plan?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"What the hell?! There's a goddamn cougar in the car!"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Ain't nothing more damn frightening than driving with a cougar in the car."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Been keeping it in my bathroom at the motel, feeding it old pizza."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"But if you're scared..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"...that beautifuI death machine will do what God made it to do..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"God, he's just following me wherever I go."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-You got it. -Damn it. Okay."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Oh, come on."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"That's it."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-That's a little quick. -You see what he did?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"You gotta be a little more deliberate in your movement."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I'm just gonna get in there. I'm just gonna grab the handle."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-Oh, man! -Sometime today, son."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Okay, here we go. I'm getting in."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Oh, God, help me!"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Well, hey there, Ricky. How'd it go?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Well, I was mauled by a cougar..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"But other than that, it went fine."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Where are the boys at?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I dropped them off at Sunday school at my church about 1 0 minutes ago."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-Anarchy! Anarchy! -Anarchy!"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-There they are. -What in tarnation?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-Anarchy! -I don't even know what that means..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-What in the hell? -That is it!"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I will not have my grandbabies acting like shiftless, wild hobos."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Now, I am declaring Granny Law."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"And if you do not obey Granny Law..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Sorry, Granny, but you're shit out of luck."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"It's the beginning of a new age."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Just wondering if you can ditch school..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"And it's bad. I don't wanna give it to everyone else."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Hello."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Hey, man. How's it going? You wanna come over and party?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Did you just say ''party''?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-What are you so mad about? -What do you think I'm mad about?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Come on, man, that was last week."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Wind is kicking up."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Are you in the hot tub?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Answer me this: When you're in spa mode..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"...how come the water level drops in the spa?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Are you pressing the buttons in the back panel or in the kitchen?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-I just started pressing stuff. -Hey, don't press all those buttons."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I'm getting bored. You wanna come over and play G.l. Joes?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Ricky, man, you gotta cross over the anger bridge."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Come back to the friendship shore."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"You're stuck on an anger bridge."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Can you not see why I'm stuck on the anger bridge?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
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