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Clips from Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)

"But you have forced me to do this."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"You are now mocking me and making me look ridiculous."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Just say, ''I love crepes.''"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"They're like pancakes, maybe even better."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"They are the really thin pancakes. It's just a French word for them."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-My God, I love those. -Put any syrups you want on them."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-I'm saying, think about it. -They come with cheese sometimes?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"You know what's in the crepe suzette?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-Oh, I love the crepe suzette. -With the sugar..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I wish I could crawI into one of those right now."
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"-I'd eat my way out from the inside. -They are tasty."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Either way this goes, could we get some after we're done?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-That is a fair compromise. -Very fair, actually."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"No! Because then everyone would know I really meant crepes."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"That's a pretty good compromise."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Why do you want me to break your arm so badly?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"You don't understand because you don't understand liberty."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"So you put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Hey. This is just between you and me, okay?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I mean, forget all these other guys."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Break it, Pepe Le Pew."
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"As you wish."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-I didn't say it! -No, you did not."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Your injury is one of ignorance and pride."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Now you're about to get Tasered."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-Say hello to Dr. Watts. -Get him, Cal."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I need you all to step away..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"...from my driver."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"The hell you talking about, ''my driver''? What are you doing with a gun?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Don't you worry about my gun, Ricky."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"...have no interest in. He's gonna usher in a new era."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Mr. Dennit, with all due respect--"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"And remember, I'm saying, ''with all due respect.''"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"...but that doesn't bother me anymore because Jean is the future..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"What?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"See you at the track."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Sweet Lord. Dennit hired a gay Frenchman as your teammate."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"The room's starting to spin reaI fast."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Because of gayness."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Fans and NASCAR, everyone is talking about this new driver, Jean Girard."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Let's find out a little bit more about him from our reporter, Davey Wesling."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"These are the words that define Jean Girard."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Before each race, Jean Girard spends time with his world-class horses..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Though Gregory is no stay-at-home spouse."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"And check out his crew chief over there."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"As it stands now, Jean Girard is sitting on the pole, which is, of course..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"...on the driver's sexuaI orientation."
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"Put a smile on your face? That's the future of Dennit Racing."
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"-That make you happy? -I'm just thrilled, Mr. Dennit."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I love seeing some French guy break my record..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"...and, as a gesture, I would like to..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Hell, you know what, get my car off the trailer, guys."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Hold on, Ricky. Ricky, Ricky, Rick. What are you talking about?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Don't look at me. Get it off the trailer!"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"You guys heard it."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-What's going on? -Soon you will know what it is like..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"...to be defeated by the hands of somebody who is truly better than you."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"As William Blake wrote, ''The cut worm forgives the plow.''"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Well, let me just quote the late, great Colonel Sanders..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"...who said, ''I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.''"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"What does that do? Does that blow your mind? That just happened!"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-Shake and Bake. Shake and Bake. -What?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Beaten reaI bad, cowboy."
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"-Really? -Yes!"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"There's going to be a croissant I'm going to take away."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I give you one option, Monsieur Bobby."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"...I will return to Paris and you will never see me again in NASCAR."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"The answer is never!"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Let me tell you, hold on. Shake and Bake."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Yeah!"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"What does that mean? lt makes no sense!"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"This ''Shake and Bake,'' it's nonsense."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-Hey, baby. You guys are so smooth. -Thanks, darling."
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"Cal, you could say that 1 0,000 times and it still wouldn't be enough."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Up front, Larry, the surprising French Formula One driver, Jean Girard."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"This is a new era for Dennit Racing, huh?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"So serious all the time about your big race team."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-Who cares? -But this is my life. This is my life."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Oh, I love when them cars whiz by."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"...has a Fig Newton sticker on his windshield."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Think NAS CAR will black-flag him for that."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I love Fig Newtons."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Ricky Bobby started this race in the back..."
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"...but he's making no friends on the way to the front."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I'm not even sure he realizes how much damage he's doing to his car."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Yeah, I'm here."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"You have spilled my macchiato."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Look at Girard in the 55."
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"He's made that car three lanes wide, but he's still fast."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Guy's dangerous, Ricky. He's like a cobra. Back off!"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Where's Cal? I need a little support here!"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I ain't backing off. I'm Ricky Bobby, I'm the best there is."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"He's too good, Ricky. Lay off!"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Bobby's boxed in. There's nowhere to go there."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-Come on! -Bobby moves to the outside."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Not a lot of room. He's in the wall!"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"He's airborne!"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Ricky Bobby appears to be okay..."
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"...but that Wonder Bread car is toast."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Oh, my God! Ricky!"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"It's okay, guys, it's just a wreck. Ricky can handle it."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"It's all right. You're safe."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I'm on fire."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-You're lying! I'm on fire! -There is no fire."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-I'm on fire. I don't wanna die. -Come back here."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Oh, my God! Help me! I don't wanna die! Stop, drop, and roll!"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-You're not on fire, Ricky Bobby! -I'm on fire!"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"You're not on fire."
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"But I'm not even sure he even knows where he's at right now."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"This makes us all realize the kind of pressure these drivers are under."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Mr. Bobby, come on down here."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Help me, Jesus! Help me, Jewish God!"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Help me, Tom Cruise!"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"But how did he get down to his underwear that fast?"
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"Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!"
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"I got you! I got you, man! I'll help you!"
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"He's jumping on Ricky, trying to put the nonexistent fire out."
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"This is going downhill fast."
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"You know, Larry, there's good days in racing, and there's bad days."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Ricky Bobby just had himself a bad day."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
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