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Clips from Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)

"Just like Carley's tatas."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"You won't find another rack like that, I guarantee."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"That's reaI sweet of you, Cal."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"lt comes from my heart, that's why."
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"I can't hold my tongue."
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"These kids are my grandchildren, and you are raising them wrong."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"They are terrible boys."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I'm gonna scissor-kick you in the back of the head."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-Yeah! -Yeah. Turn up the heat."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Go on and get some, boys."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I'm 1 0 years old, but I'll beat your ass."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Chip, you brought this on."
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"The greatest generation, my ass."
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"Tom Brokaw is a punk."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"What is wrong with you?"
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"Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew."
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"I love that."
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"I sure as hell am, Chip. I love the way they're talking to you."
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"They're winners. Winners get to do what they want."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Hell, you're just a bag of bones."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"We wanted us some wussies..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"...we would've named them Dr. Quinn and Medicine Woman, okay?"
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"I work too hard for your bull, Chip."
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"Come here. You make me hot. Come here."
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"-It's on. -Come here. Come here."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"All right."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-Appreciate it. Hey, good luck today. -Thanks."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"That boy leaves two tickets for his daddy at every race..."
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"...and he never shows up."
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"That's a shame."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"As the laps wind down, Jamie McMurray is the leader."
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"CaI Naughton in second. Ricky Bobby in third."
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"-Hey, buddy. -Naughton Jr. is letting Ricky Bobby..."
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"...draft up to him to make that slingshot move past McMurray."
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"Can you believe that he would do that for his teammate?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"What in the hell is he doing, guys? Get him off of me."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"See you, wouldn't wanna be you."
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"Look at that! Ricky Bobby's gonna try to win the race in reverse."
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"Man, he wants this win bad!"
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"Ricky Bobby wins it in reverse!"
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"I don't wanna be raining on your parade, but I gotta tell you..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I'm not stupid, Lucius. No one lives forever. No one."
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"But with advances in modern science and my high level of income..."
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"...I mean, it's not crazy to think I can't live to be 2 45, maybe 300."
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"I just read in the newspaper they put a pig heart in some Russian guy."
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"Know what--? I mean, do you know what that means?"
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"No. It's just exciting that we're trying things like that."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"-Ricky? -Hey, Mr. Dennit."
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"-She already wasted? -Celebrating."
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"She's celebrating. You feel pretty good today, huh?"
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"You know how much that costs us in sponsorship dollars?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"With all due respect, Mr. Dennit..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"...I had no idea you had experimental surgery to have your balls removed."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"What did you say? What was that?"
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"Well, what? I said, ''With all due respect.''"
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"That doesn't mean you get to say whatever you wanna say to me."
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"-lt sure as heck does. -No, it doesn't."
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"It's in the Geneva Convention. Look it up."
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"-This is not my dad-- This is my team-- -Used to love it when I used to win."
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"Now, I suggest you and your wife, Mrs. Jim Beam..."
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"...you guys go take a chill pill. Enjoy the win!"
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"-Come on, man! -Yeah, Ricky. Okay."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Baby, photo op, photo op. Come on."
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"Come on, number one."
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"Hold my hand, baby."
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"I'll tell you what, though, guys, that was a hell of a race today."
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"We go together like Chinese food and chocolate pudding. Let's face it."
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"No, like, for instance, if I say peanut butter and...."
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"-No, jelly. -Am I right?"
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"I'm gonna settle this thing. Let's just get ourselves..."
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"-I mean, but that was for the team. -No, that's cool. That's cool, I know."
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"I was thinking, though, one time..."
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"Yeah, but-- Okay, but if you won..."
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"I mean, it's not like you're finishing 1 8th."
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"-There's nothing wrong with silver. -Nothing wrong with silver at all."
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"I'm just kidding you, man. I don't wanna win."
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"It's painful, and I love you!"
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"Get her a gigolo."
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"No, she's gonna be 88 and...."
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"You don't stop liking sex when you're old."
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"-Like, she likes afghans and quilts. -She's probably got a million of those."
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"How many dudes does she have coming over to have sex with her?"
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"Be thoughtful, Glenn."
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"Don't stop."
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"Hey, turn that crap off. What's going on?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Hey, turn that off!"
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"Why did you stop the jazz music?"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Was it not pleasant for you?"
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"So why is the song on the jukebox?"
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"My name is Jean Girard..."
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"...and I am a racing-car driver just like you..."
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"I have been following your career with great interest, Monsieur Bobby."
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"I can't understand a word you've said the whole time."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Did you eat peanut butter or something?"
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"You sound like a dog with peanut butter on the roof of your mouth."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"I am French."
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"You say you're French?"
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"We? No, we are not French."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Greatest country on the planet."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"Well, what have you given the world..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"...apart from George Bush, Cheerios, and the ThighMaster?"
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"That's from China."
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"-Chimichanga. -Mexican."
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"-Those are three pretty good things. -Hey."
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"Well, that last one's pretty cool."
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"We came up with it."
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"Oh, well, there's strikes two and three right there."
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"You are fast, Ricky Bobby..."
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"All right, you let go of me, you Formula One jazz nutjob!"
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"I will let you go, Ricky..."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
"''I love crepes.''"
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"Don't you say it, Ricky. These colors don't run."
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"-I'm not gonna say it. -Good."
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"Hey, look, Frenchy, I thought about it."
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"I do not want to break your arm, Monsieur Bobby..."
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"...but I am a man of my word."
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"Here's the deal. He's not gonna break it..."
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"Get down, you little pancake."
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"Someone get me a beer while I'm here."
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