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Clips from Heathers (1989)

"Killed himself the next day."
Heathers (1989)
"Failing math. My whole life is a mess."
Heathers (1989)
"I was supposed to be captain of the cheerleading team."
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"Oh, man, she knows we listen to this show."
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"My parents are divorced and stuff."
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"[ Veronica ] Heather told everyone about Heather."
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"Yes, dear diary, I've cut off Heather Chandler's head..."
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"Like some mythological thing my eighth grade boyfriend would have known about."
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"[ sighs ] I've seen J.D.'s way."
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"I guess that's Heather's way."
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"I can't get him out of my head."
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"Wait. Where's Heather going ?"
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"Where's Heather going ?"
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"She's going to cry."
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"[ sparse laughter ]"
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"Now where's she going ?"
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"What are you trying to do, kill me ?"
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"What are you trying to do, sleep ?"
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"Suicide is a private thing."
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"Ohh ! Heather, you're throwing your life away..."
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"To become a statistic in U.S.-Fucking-A. Today."
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"Now, that is about the least private thing I can think of."
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"- What about Heather and Kurt and ram ? - [ sighs ]"
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"If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you ?"
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"Probably."
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"You know, if you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn't be a human being."
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"Something lame like that ?"
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"Okay."
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"Heather Chandler did polls. I want you to do a petition,"
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"You've, uh, heard of the group big fun, right ?"
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"That's right. "teenage suicide don't do it.""
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"Right. Some teenie bopper rag says that,"
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"Uh, they want to play a prom."
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"Now, it could be Westerbergís if we get everybody's John Hancock."
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"I'll get right on it, coach. Oh, a little gift for you."
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"Heather ? Veronica."
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"Color me stoked, girl."
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"Even the ones who think big fun are tuneless, gyro fags."
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"People love me. You know, you haven't signed yet."
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"People love you, but I know you."
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"Jennifer Forbes told me the petition she signed..."
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"Was to put a hot tub in the cafeteria."
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"- And Doug Hilton said-- - some people need different kinds of convincing."
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"Look, just sign the petition, okay ?"
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"Look, it was J.D.ís idea."
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"Jealous much ?"
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"Heather, why can't you just be a friend ?"
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"Why are you such a mega bitch ?"
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"[ chuckles ] because I can be."
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick ?"
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"Do you think-- I mean, do you really think..."
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"[ chuckles ] no way, Veronica."
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"[ J.D. ] you want to go out tonight ?"
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"Catch a movie ? You know, some miniature golf ?"
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"I was thinking more along the lines of slitting Heather Duke's wrists open,"
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"Making it look like a suicide."
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"I've already started underlining meaningful passages in her copy of Moby Dick,"
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"If you know what I mean."
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"I knew you'd be back, Veronica."
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"I knew it. I was positive. I was sure."
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"Ugh !"
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"I don't get it. I mean, you were wrong. I was right."
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"Come on, come back."
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"Yes ?"
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"Y-your friend Jason Dean stopped by."
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"He said that he thought you might try to kill yourself."
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"You have been depressed lately. Oh, he left this for you."
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"Oh. Oh, my God !"
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"Uh, closed garage doors, chemical, uh, substances--"
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"Uh, prescription drugs. Prescription drugs."
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""to neither love nor reverence will thou be kind ?"
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""and even for hate, thou canst but kill."
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"And all are killed.""
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"I like it. It's got that, uh,"
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"Come on. It's Heather's copy of Moby Dick."
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"Why don't you give it a try, huh ? Underline something."
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"You're a rebel ? Do you actually think you're a rebel ?"
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"You're not a rebel. You're a fucking psychotic."
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"You say tomato, I say "to-mah-to.""
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"Hold it. "Eskimo." that--"
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"That's one word."
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"But this is perfecto."
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"Eskimo. You know, it's so, uh, mysterious."
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"Es-ki-mo. [ sighs ]"
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"Come on."
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"J.D., you are not even listening to me."
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"Nag, nag, nag, nag, nag !"
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"That-that-that knife is filthy."
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"What do you think I'm going to do with it, take out her tonsils ?"
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"Excuse me. I think I know Heather a little better than you do."
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"Tomorrow, someone else is just going to move into her place."
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"That person could be me."
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"Ha ! There's only one of us who knows how to do Heather's handwriting."
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"And if you think I'm going to write another suicide note, you're wrong."
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"I mean, society nods its head at any horror..."
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"The American teenager can think to bring upon itself."
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"Nobody's going to care about exact handwriting."
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""life... Sucks.""
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"What else does a suicide need, huh ?"
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"Now if you'll excuse me--"
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"But I believe the word "Eskimo,""
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"On the surface, Heather Duke was the vivacious young lady..."
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"We all knew her to be."
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"But her soul was in Antarctica,"
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"Freezing with the knowledge of the way fellow teenagers..."
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"And, as she writes so eloquently in her suicide note,"
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"The way that life can suck !"
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"Let's just hope she's rubbing noses with Jesus."
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"Is this turnout weak or what ?"
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"I had at least 70 more people at my funeral."
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"God, Veronica,"
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"My afterlife is so boring."
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"If I have to sing "kumbaya" one more time-- what are you doing here ?"
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"I made your favorite-- spaghetti, lots of oregano."
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"He once told me that the extreme always makes an impression."
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"Let's see how the son of a bitch reacts to a suicide..."
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"I was teasing. I loved you."
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"Sure, I was-- I was coming up here to kill you."
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"First I was going to try and get you back with my amazing petition."
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"It's a shame you can't see what our, uh,"
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