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Clips from Heathers (1989)

"when I was just a little girl"
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"what will I be"
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"here's what she said to me"
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"the future's not ours to see"
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"que sera, sera"
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"this was her wise reply"
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"Damn."
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"It's your turn, Heather."
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"No, Heather. It's Heather's turn."
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"whatever will be, will be"
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"the future's not ours to see"
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"que sera, sera"
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"que sera, sera"
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"Dear diary,"
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"She said, "real life sucks losers dry.""
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"I said, "so, you teach people how to spread their wings and fly ?""
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"She said, "yes.""
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"God, come on, Veronica."
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"What is your damage, Heather ?"
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"Don't blame me. Blame Heather. She told me to haul your ass into the caf pronto."
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"- Back me up, Heather. - Yeah, she really wants to talk to you, Veronica."
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"I got a note of Kurt Kelly's."
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"I need you to forge a hot and horny but realistically low-key note in Kurt's handwriting..."
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"Heather, I don't have anything against Martha Dunnstock."
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"You don't have anything for her either."
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"Come on. It'll be very."
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"- I'll think about it. - Don't think."
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"Veronica needs something to write on. Heather, bend over."
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""dear Martha, you're so sweet.""
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"I'm telling you, man, it would be so righteous..."
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"To be in a Veronica Sawyer/ Heather Chandler sandwich."
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"I wanna get Heather and put her on my Johnson and start spinning her around..."
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"[ boy ] Westerberg feeds the world. Come on, people."
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"Let's give that leftover lunch money to people who don't have lunches."
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"God, aren't they fed yet ?"
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"Do they even have Thanksgiving in Africa ?"
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"Oh, sure. Pilgrims, Indians, tater tots. It's a real party continent."
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"Sawyer, guess what today is."
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"Ouch. Lunchtime poll ?"
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"So, what's the question ? Yeah, what's the question, Heather ?"
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"Goddamn, Heather. You were with me in study hall when I thought of it."
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"I forgot."
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"Such a pillowcase."
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"This wouldn't be that bizarro thing you were babbling about over the phone last night ?"
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"Of course it is."
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"- Oh, Veronica, I'm sorry. - Betty Finn. Gosh."
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"I'm really sorry I couldn't make it to your birthday party last month."
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"That's okay. Your mom said you had a big date."
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"I was looking around the other day and I dug up, uh,"
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"These old photographs."
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"Oh, wow. These are great."
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"Oh, great. Here comes Heather."
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"Oh, shit."
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"Hi, Courtney. Love your cardigan."
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"Thanks. I just got it last night from limited."
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"You win $5 million from the publisher's sweepstakes."
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"And the same day that that big Ed guy gives you the check,"
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"Aliens land on the earth and say they're gonna blow up the world in two days."
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"- What do you do ? - [ boy ] that's easy."
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"I'd just slide that wad over to my father,"
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"'cause he is like one of the top brokers in the state."
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"If I got that money, I'd give it all to the homeless. Every cent."
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"If you're gonna openly be a bitch--"
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"If I did, I probably wouldn't mind talking to the geek squad."
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"Did you see that ? Heather number one just looked right at me."
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"Does it not bother you that everybody in this school thinks that you're a piranha ?"
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"Like I give a shit."
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"They all want me as a friend or a fuck."
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"I'm worshipped at Westerberg. And I'm only a Junior."
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"I can't believe this. We're going to a party at Remington university tonight..."
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"Hi. Hi."
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"So, this is what's called a lunchtime poll."
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"You win $5 million in the publisher's sweepstakes."
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"And the same day that what's-his-face gives you the check,"
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"They're gonna blow up the world in two days."
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"What are you gonna do with the money ?"
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"I'd go to Egypt... With a girl."
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"I'd use the money for an end-of-the-world get-together."
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"I'd pay Madonna a million bucks to sit on my face..."
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"That's gotta be the most spooky-ass question I ever heard."
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"This is important. After taxes, I'll only be getting--"
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"- She should pay me, though. - You go to the zoo and you get a lion."
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"And then you put a remote-control bomb up its butt."
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"And then there's social security, legal fees--"
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"What ?"
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"Oh, my God. Here we go."
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"[ cackling ]"
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"Hi, Veronica. A five keeps an Infant alive."
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"If I wasn't already the head of it, I'd want the same thing."
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"Come on, Veronica. You used to have a sense of humor."
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"Veronica, could you come back here a minute ?"
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"A true friend's work is never done."
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"Gross. Gross."
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"Grow up, Heather. Bulimia is so '87."
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"Come on, Heather. Let's take another look at today's lunch."
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"God, Veronica, drool much ?"
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"He's in my American history."
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"Hello, Jason Dean."
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"You a Heather ? No."
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"I'm a Veronica... Sawyer."
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"This may seem like a really stupid question."
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"You inherit $5 million the same day aliens land on the earth..."
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"What do you do ?"
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"That's the stupidest question I've ever heard."
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"Bo Diddley ?"
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"I don't know. Probably row out to the middle of the lake somewhere,"
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"Bring along a bottle of tequila,"
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"My sax and, uh, some Bach."
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"How very."
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"Let's kick his ass."
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"We're too old for that kind of crap."
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"You're gonna eat this ?"
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"What did your boyfriend say when you told him you were moving to Sherwood, Ohio ?"
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"Answer him, dick."
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"Oh, yeah. They seem to have an open-door policy for assholes, though, don't they ?"
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"What did you say, dick-head ?"
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"I'll repeat myself."
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"God, they won't expel him. They'll just suspend him for a week or something."
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"He used a real gun. They should throw his ass in jail."
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"[ Veronica ] no way. He used blanks."
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