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Clips from Heathers (1989)

"God, you can be so immature."
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"Oh, you kids are making too much damn noise."
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"- The beaver's home. - Judge told them to slurp shit and die."
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"I put a Norwegian in the boiler room."
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"[ laughing ] masterful."
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"And then, when that blew,"
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"I set off a pack of thermals I stuck upstairs."
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"You know, some days it's great to be alive. [ laughing ]"
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"Do you like your father ?"
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"Never given the matter much thought."
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"[ sighs ] I liked my mother."
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"Yeah, they said her death was an accident,"
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"But, uh, she knew what she was doing."
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"She walked into the building two minutes before my dad blew the place up."
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"I'm going to commit suicide. Playing our song."
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"Here it is: "teenage suicide don't do it.""
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"teenage suicide she blew it"
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"That's it. We're breaking up."
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"I am not trying to bring anybody back, except maybe myself."
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"Man, if you can't deal with me now,"
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"Then just stay home and shoot your TV,"
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"Blow up a couple of toasters or something."
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"Just don't come to school and don't mess with me."
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"You'll be back."
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"[ sighs ]"
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"Where did you get this ?"
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"Oh, I just had the nicest little chat with miss dumptruck."
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"Got along famously."
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"It's kind of scary how everybody's got a little story to tell."
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"You wanna see the canoeing shots ?"
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"What is this, blackmail ?"
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"I'll give you a week's lunch money."
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"I don't want your money. I want your strength."
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"Heather Chandler was that leader, but--"
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"But she couldn't handle it."
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"The white whale drank some bad plankton and splashed through a coffee table."
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"What about the photographs ? Oh, don't worry."
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"And it'll be one you'll enjoy."
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"Then you'll get the negatives and everything back then."
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"But in the meantime,"
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"Here's a little gift."
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"From Heather to Heather."
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"Guess who. Heather ?"
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"Hello ? Hello, betty ? This is Veronica."
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"I don't believe it. I'm winning."
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"Don't you start getting cocky on me now, girl."
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"I really missed you."
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"I know I'm not as exciting as your other friends."
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"That is bullshit. Shoot."
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"Do you know I'm still a virgin ?"
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"And it was a total disaster."
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"Shoot the ball."
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"You know, betty, your daydreams are a lot better than my realities, believe me."
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"But now prepare to die."
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"Ronny !"
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"Well, you're not just gonna go for those two shots."
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"I mean, uh, go ahead, knock me out."
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"It's the only way to win."
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"It's not my style."
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"Nice guys finish last."
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"I should know."
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"[ duke ] bravo."
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"Bravo."
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"Listen, I-I got to get home, okay ?"
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"- Okay. - Thanks."
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"Bye. Betty, leaving so soon ?"
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"I'm red."
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"[ woman ] the Westerberg suicides were tough on all of us."
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"But we shared the pain..."
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"Of losing three very popular students."
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"I came into the cafeteria, asked them to hold hands."
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"Hey, isn't that that flake we met at the open house ?"
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"In a burst of cleansing synchronicity,"
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"TV cameras happened on to our path..."
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"- Cleansing synchronicity ? - And captured this emotional outpouring of emotion."
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"And there's Heather. Where are you, Veronica ?"
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"Before a teenager decides to kill himself, there are certain facts he should know."
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"After all, this is a decision that affects all of us,"
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"[ horn honking, brakes screeching ]"
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"Turn that back on. Can't you see ?"
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"These little programs are eating suicide up with a spoon."
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"Are you trying to tell me it is not a time for troubled youth ?"
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"- Stand up straight. - All we want is to be treated like human beings."
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"Not to be experimented on like guinea pigs or patronized like bunny rabbits."
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"Treated like human beings ?"
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"Is that what you said, little miss voice of a generation ?"
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"Just how do you think adults act with other adults ?"
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"When teenagers complain that they want to be treated like human beings,"
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"It's usually because they are being treated like human beings."
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"[ sighs ] yeah, well, I guess I picked the wrong time to be a human being."
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"Well, you'll live."
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"Want some pate ?"
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"[ door closes ] [ duke ] hi, everybody."
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"The door was open."
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"We were doing Chinese at the food fair when it comes over the radio..."
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"That Martha "dumptruck" tried to buy the farm."
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"She belly flopped in front of a car wearing a suicide note."
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"Uh, is she dead ?"
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"No. That's the punch line."
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"She's alive and in stable condition."
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"It's another case of a geek..."
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"Trying to imitate the popular people at the school and failing miserably."
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"I mean Heather and Kurt were a shock, but Martha "dumptruck" ?"
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"Get crucial. She dialed suicide hot lines in her diapers."
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"You're not funny."
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"Look, Martha couldn't take the heat,"
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"So she got out of the kitchen."
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"Just think what a better place this world would be..."
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"If every nimrod followed her cue."
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"Yeah, well, dude, just remember,"
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"If it wasn't for the courage of the fearless crew,"
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"Next call."
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"My name is Heather-- no, it-- it's not Heather."
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"No, it--"
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"It's Madonna. Jeez, no, not that."
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"[ bird tweeting ]"
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"My name is Tweetie."
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"Tweetie ? Ooh, tweet."
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"God has cursed me, I think."
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"The last Guy I had sex with..."
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