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Clips from Heathers (1989)

"All J.D. really did was ruin two pairs of pants."
Heathers (1989)
"Or maybe not even that. Can you bleach out urine stains ?"
Heathers (1989)
"You seem pretty amused. I thought you had given up on high school guys."
Heathers (1989)
"So, what are you gonna do, Heather ?"
Heathers (1989)
"Take the two shots or send me out ?"
Heathers (1989)
"Oh, shit."
Heathers (1989)
"It's your turn, Heather."
Heathers (1989)
"- Easy shot, Heather. - No way, no day."
Heathers (1989)
"Give it up, girl."
Heathers (1989)
"God, that was incredible. Holy shit !"
Heathers (1989)
"So, tonight's the night. Are you two excited ?"
Heathers (1989)
"I'm giving Veronica her shot. Her first Remington party."
Heathers (1989)
"You blow it tonight, girl, and it's keggers with kids all next year."
Heathers (1989)
"- Why ? - Why not ?"
Heathers (1989)
"Heather, your mother's here."
Heathers (1989)
"Come on, whoever wants a ride."
Heathers (1989)
"Bye. Bye. Bye-bye."
Heathers (1989)
"Bye-bye, girls."
Heathers (1989)
"Hey, take a break, Veronica. Sit down."
Heathers (1989)
"So, what was the first week of spring vacation withdrawal like ?"
Heathers (1989)
"- I don't know. It was okay, I guess. - Isn't the prom coming up ?"
Heathers (1989)
"Any contestants worth mentioning ?"
Heathers (1989)
"Maybe. There's kind of a dark horse in the running."
Heathers (1989)
"Goddamn, won't someone tell me why I read these spy novels ?"
Heathers (1989)
"'cause you're an idiot."
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"Oh, yeah, that's it."
Heathers (1989)
"You two."
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"If I wanna be ready for that party tonight."
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"[ Heather ] corn nuts. B.Q. Or plain ?"
Heathers (1989)
"B.Q."
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"[ J.D. ] you're gonna pull a super chug with that ?"
Heathers (1989)
"No, but if you're nice, I'll let you buy me a slushee."
Heathers (1989)
"Yeah, well, uh, I've been moved around all my life."
Heathers (1989)
"Dallas, baton rouge, Vegas."
Heathers (1989)
"Sherwood, Ohio has always been a snappy snack shack."
Heathers (1989)
"Any town, anytime. You pop a ham and cheese in the microwave..."
Heathers (1989)
"And feast on a turbo dog."
Heathers (1989)
"Keeps me sane."
Heathers (1989)
"Really ?"
Heathers (1989)
"That thing you pulled in the caf today was pretty severe."
Heathers (1989)
"Yeah, well, the extreme always seems to make an impression."
Heathers (1989)
"Did you say a cherry or a coke slushee ?"
Heathers (1989)
"I didn't."
Heathers (1989)
"Cherry."
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"Great bike."
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"Yeah. Just a humble perk from my dad's construction company."
Heathers (1989)
""bringing every state to a higher state.""
Heathers (1989)
"Wait a minute. Jason Dean."
Heathers (1989)
"Your pop's big bud Dean construction ?"
Heathers (1989)
"It must be rough moving place to place."
Heathers (1989)
"Well, everybody's life has got static. Is your life perfect ?"
Heathers (1989)
"No, my life's not perfect."
Heathers (1989)
"I don't really like my friends."
Heathers (1989)
"Yeah, I, uh-- I don't really like your friends either."
Heathers (1989)
"Well, it's just like-- they're people I work with..."
Heathers (1989)
"And our job is being popular and shit."
Heathers (1989)
"Hello, ladies. Throw your coats on the floor."
Heathers (1989)
"Uh, Veronica, this is brad. Excellent."
Heathers (1989)
"Did you girls bring your partying slippers, huh ? Let's party."
Heathers (1989)
"She loves to party."
Heathers (1989)
"And you have to believe it's for more than just selfish reasons,"
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"You have to believe me."
Heathers (1989)
"We will."
Heathers (1989)
"It's just that you're so hot tonight."
Heathers (1989)
"Oh, Christ, I can't explain it, but I'm allowed and understanding..."
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"I understand that I must stop Heather."
Heathers (1989)
"Now, look, I don't feel so good, okay ?"
Heathers (1989)
"Let's do it on the coats. It'll be excellent, huh ?"
Heathers (1989)
"- "gee, I had a really nice--" - save the speeches for Malcolm x."
Heathers (1989)
"I just wanna get laid."
Heathers (1989)
"You don't deserve my fucking speech."
Heathers (1989)
"Killing Heather would be like offing the wicked witch of the west."
Heathers (1989)
"Wait. East. West. God, you sound like a fucking psycho."
Heathers (1989)
"What's your damage ? Brad's saying you're being a real cous."
Heathers (1989)
"Heather, I feel really sick like I'm gonna throw up, so can we please jam now ?"
Heathers (1989)
"No. Hell, no."
Heathers (1989)
"[ vomiting, coughing ]"
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"Tomorrow I'll be kissing her aerobicized ass,"
Heathers (1989)
"A world where I am free."
Heathers (1989)
"You stupid fuck."
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"You goddamn bitch."
Heathers (1989)
"You were nothing before you met me."
Heathers (1989)
"You were a bluebird. You were a brownie."
Heathers (1989)
"You were a girl scout cookie."
Heathers (1989)
"I got you into a Remington party."
Heathers (1989)
"What's my thanks ? It's on the hallway carpet."
Heathers (1989)
"Monday morning you're history. I'll tell everyone about tonight."
Heathers (1989)
"Transfer to Washington. Transfer to Jefferson."
Heathers (1989)
"No one at Westerbergís gonna let you play their reindeer games."
Heathers (1989)
"Dreadful etiquette. I apologize."
Heathers (1989)
"That's okay."
Heathers (1989)
"I saw the croquet set up in the back. You up for a match ?"
Heathers (1989)
"[ J.D. ] mmm. I thank you."
Heathers (1989)
"That was my, uh, first game of strip croquet."
Heathers (1989)
"Well, you're welcome."
Heathers (1989)
"It's a lot more interesting than just flinging off your clothes..."
Heathers (1989)
"And boning away on a neighbor's swing set."
Heathers (1989)
"I don't know. There's a lot to be said for throwing off your-- ow !"
Heathers (1989)
"What a night."
Heathers (1989)
"They wanted to move me into high school out of the sixth grade..."
Heathers (1989)
"Because I was supposed to be this big genius."
Heathers (1989)
"And then we decided to chuck the idea..."
Heathers (1989)
"[ exhales ] now blah, blah, blah is all I do."
Heathers (1989)
"I use my grand I.Q. To decide what color gloss to wear..."
Heathers (1989)
"And how to hit three keggers before curfew."
Heathers (1989)
"Heather Chandler is one bitch that deserves to die."
Heathers (1989)
"No, killing her won't solve anything."
Heathers (1989)
"I say we just grow up, be adults and die."
Heathers (1989)
"Before that,"
Heathers (1989)
"I'd like to see Heather Chandler puke her guts out."
Heathers (1989)
"Trust me. She skips the Saturday morning trip to grandma's..."
Heathers (1989)
"Even when she's not hungover."
Heathers (1989)
"We'll just concoct ourselves a little hangover cure..."
Heathers (1989)
"[ laughs ] what about milk and orange juice ?"
Heathers (1989)
"What's the upchuck factor on that ?"
Heathers (1989)
"Don't be a dick. That stuff will kill her."
Heathers (1989)
"Now, should it be chicken noodle or bean with bacon ?"
Heathers (1989)
"Put a lid on that stuff. I say we go with big blue here."
Heathers (1989)
"What are you talking about ?"
Heathers (1989)
"She would never drink anything that looked like that anyway."
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