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Clips from Rick and Morty - The Rickchurian Mortydate (S03E03)

"Well, it's nobody's fault."
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"We never had "the talk," so to speak."
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"Yeah, like, if you ever want to take a selfie..."
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"I told you, man!"
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"I just put it on for fun. I know I can't buy it."
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"Maybe I adjusted to the divorce and everything's new."
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"Vamos! Vamos! Aaah!"
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"Nobody gets me."
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"I guess this is a global crisis."
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"Mr. President, Morty and I have the situation covered."
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"We're going to shrink down and approach them diplomatically."
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"Yeah, I learned about your job in school."
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"while you sat on your ass at peace summits."
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"You suck! You suck!"
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"Task Force Alpha, prepare to shrink."
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"you could get a more curable cancer"
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"I made Sanchez-eum up, dumbasses."
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"I'm fine now."
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"No. Okay. Glad I could help."
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"No shit. Take me to the Pentagon."
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"You'll want to make a stop at the White House?"
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"I have pants at the Pentagon, Rhonda. It's in my contract."
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"took them to a "Star Wars" cantina,"
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"alien pheromones through a laser hookah."
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"It was Rick and Morty, you [[bleep]] dunce!"
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"Because they're assholes!"
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"So, we're not changing timelines for you,"
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"and there's no afterlife. Everything just goes black."
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"Don't do it."
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"I don't need a selfie."
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"because you think you're getting a selfie and leaving."
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"Bad idea. Wait. Why?"
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"And you don't know what I can do!"
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"I'm going to kill you!"
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"Damn it. Number four..."
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"The Hanky Panky."
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"But my hand had Snickers on it,"
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"Wow. Yeah."
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"You have the right to kiss my dick!"
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"Submit! Submit for the selfie!"
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"What? No! She's not a clone!"
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"because now she loves my dad,"
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"I don't want to hear it."
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"Are you..."
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"You can distinguish me from the Rick that you had a falling-out with"
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"Come on, football! Go, go!"
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"Especially, you know, when it turns out"
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"Oh! Run, Morty! That part was true!"
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"Never. Then I'm never leaving."
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"Take him down!"
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"That leg on top. Good."
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"Oh!"
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"There's infinite time lines, Morty."
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"Dad, you can't talk to Jerry that way anymore."
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"We named ourselves before learning we were small."
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"Open fire!"
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"Because of the fart?"
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"Rick and Morty were here? Of course they were here."
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"Including this?"
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"I see your asses playing "Minecraft"!"
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"Aaaaah!"
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"Got to be honest, Morty."
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"Oh. Hello, Rick. You're here, too."
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"you can't blow up or spy on."
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"and you aren't leaving."
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"If you let me use your ghetto-ass off-brand"
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"God damn it! I'll do it."
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"Don't believe everything you read on Wikipedia."
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"We're at war with Rick and Morty."
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"Wouldn't go well? Can you elaborate?"
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"They said you'd prefer just a shirt."
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"Why would Rick and Morty want that?"
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"Honestly, I could take it or leave it at this point. You're taking it."
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"From subordination to hostile powers."
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"How clandestine."
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"What was that?"
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"Sorry."
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"You're here with a gun because I am a clone."
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"what "Secretary of the Interior" means!"
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"and the idea that I was motivated"
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"and the Lincoln Slave Coliseum."
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"What do you mean? Why would I be into it?"
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"Yes. Thank you, gentlemen."
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"Come on down to the clothes section."
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"You aren't president of the Amazon."
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"because I'm the replacement Beth?"
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"Beth, you know, when... When smart people get happy,"
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"Where do I go?"
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"but you didn't hear that from me."
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"He just died. Yeah, terrifying."
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"Jesus! It's... It's cool, Rick!"
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"Oh, what is this?"
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"Now cross your legs."
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"I realized my palms were so sweaty,"
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"because my memory is of hating that night."
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"This isn't the woman you married, Jerry,"
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"Give me the thing."
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"by my fly-fishing enthusiasm and accompanying hat."
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"Ohh!"
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"Semper fi!"
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