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Clips from Rick and Morty - The Rickchurian Mortydate (S03E03)

"Oh, come on."
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"Did your dad write this game?"
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"Gentlemen, you're needed by a friend in Washington!"
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"I just work here, Steve, same as you!"
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"Here's the adventure."
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"has infested the Kennedy Sex Tunnels."
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"I want it hunted down and taken out."
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"And let me know when you're done."
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"Too busy, Morty. Now tell me about this summit."
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"God, tell me about it."
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"Maybe the first few times, but this just sucks."
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"He treats us like Ghostbusters."
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"that thinks he runs the world"
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"Notify the president."
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"if you analyze everything."
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"This is what they'd rather do?"
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"I don't recall signing that bill."
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""Insecurity.""
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"Rick: Is this game popular with autistic people?"
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"Why would you say something like that?"
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"When should we reveal we can see them?"
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"We're holding all the cards right now."
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"We don't show any before the time is right."
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"Fingers crossed, a month, yeah."
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"I mean, what doesn't look bad"
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"through an illegal spy satellite?"
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"Don't high-road me."
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"an "X-Files" monster in your basement."
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"As for the reason you've never, like, arrested us,"
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"You know, it wouldn't go well."
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"I think one of your 1,000 laws says, no, I can't elaborate."
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"Which we'll never have to."
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"Because moving to a new version of Earth is a bitch and a half."
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"from Rick and Morty."
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"Everyone out."
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"Oh, come on. You look great! You're only young once."
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"I'll say. I couldn't stand you"
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"for more than an hour at a time before."
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"No... No offense."
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"I like it. It's great. You're like a different person."
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"Oh, not you."
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"Ooh, a tiny nuclear-capable species"
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"just got discovered in the Amazon."
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"They're fast."
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"Don't do it, guys."
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"Americanos! Pressa!"
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"Dismissed. Dismissed?"
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"Not needed here. You can leave and nobody will care."
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"You shrink with pills? Are you still here?"
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"Shouldn't you be going down to your next version of Earth"
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"Oh, I got pubes, Commander-in-Queef."
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"We've been preparing for a Rick-level eventuality for some time."
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"Oh, yeah! They work great!"
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"We're really drowning in peace!"
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"Is there a Task Force Alpha health plan, by the way?"
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"And you two aren't American anymore!"
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"I can say that. You're expatriated!"
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"Is this supposed to be painful?"
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"Painful to watch."
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"'70s shrinking, party of one."
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"There he goes. All right. Let's get out of here, Morty."
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"He's not afraid of pirates."
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"to figure out who I am and that nobody would ever know I'd left"
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"Thank you, Dad."
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"because you're actually convinced you're a clone"
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"and you're now terrified that becoming self-aware"
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"would mean I'd have to terminate you?"
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"Bad day."
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"We've already agreed to a ceasefire"
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"with your ambassadors, Rick and Morty."
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"They can shrink instantly and teleport."
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"They said it will stretch as your cancer pill wears off"
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"Are there pants?"
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"Israel and Palestine have announced a permanent ceasefire."
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"Apparently, an anonymous American diplomat"
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"where they smoked perspective-enhancing"
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"I still say it has to be Putin."
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"But you're getting the credit, sir."
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"Your approval rating just hit 1"
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"Thank you."
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"Well? They haven't been back home, sir."
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"They're here, God damn it! Code Red! We need backup!"
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"but now you have everything you want,"
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"No. What kind of fratty-ass status move is that?"
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"He's the stubborn one. I'm protecting my country."
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"From selfies?"
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"China doesn't piss on the White House."
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"Whoa, Rick! Okay."
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"Nobody wants to be dead."
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"You committed murder in the Oval Office."
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"Now you can't leave. That's fine."
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"So we agree? Yes. No. We disagree"
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"Exactly. See?"
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"But I wouldn't recommend..."
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"God, you are dumb!"
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"if it isn't in a selfie with him,"
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"We could be clones controlled by robots"
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"controlled with special headsets"
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"while they're [[bleep]] your mother!"
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"My dad might have cloned me, and I might be the clone."
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"I can't be in charge of that, Jerry."
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"Do what you have to do."
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"performing the music of Alan Silvestri in the Park."
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"so I wiped my palm on the grass next to me."
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"But a Snickers wrapper kind of got stuck on it,"
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""Well, this is it. She's going to see that I'm a loser,"
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"But I still have time to touch her.""
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"You're the real thing."
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"...well, vive la différence."
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"I yield! I yield! Take the selfie!"
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"Okay. Morty, get in there and say, "Cheese.""
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"Morty?"
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"God damn it!"
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"Well, she says it doesn't matter if she is or isn't"
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"and we're hiding from you so you don't kill her"
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"So I win. Then I'm in charge, and you can't leave."
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"I mean, besides Poseidon."
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"I can go take care of something, and you'll never see me again."
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"Yes. Deal. Invisi-troopers, stand down."
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"I told you we shouldn't have gone"
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