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Clips from Rick and Morty - The Rickchurian Mortydate (S03E03)

"I would never get to hold your hand."
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"But I was desperate to touch you,"
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"so I started kind of jiggling it,"
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"whipping it without moving too much."
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"But you started looking over, and I thought,"
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"and I'll never get to touch her."
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"and the brass section was swelling"
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"because it was the scene with the guy melting in the lava."
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"And I just thought, "[[bleep]] it. Lips don't sweat.""
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"I'll never forget that feeling."
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"Then that settles it,"
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"But now, reliving it, all I can feel is how lucky I am"
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"to be loved by such a simple, honest, simple man."
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"Simple twice."
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"because this woman loves you."
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"Okay. That was lame."
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"Listen, I... Words."
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"Don Cheadle."
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"You have the right to get the [[bleep]] out of my office!"
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"Oh!"
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"Morty, come on!"
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"Rick, don't get mad, but I-I stole your portal gun."
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"What the [[bleep]] Morty?!"
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"I told you I didn't want the damn selfie 800 times!"
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"Look, whatever the hell is going on between you"
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"and the president, it's got nothing to do with me."
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"So where did you go? I can't tell you."
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"Rick, did you tell my mom she might be a clone?"
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"No! I told her she wasn't!"
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"Well, isn't that what you'd tell a clone?"
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"Oh, for Christ's sake."
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"Rick, my mom and dad are getting back together."
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"and she wanted me and Summer to come home,"
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"if she's a clone in a place"
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"I picked that you will never find."
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"So don't look for us."
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"Come on, bitch!"
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"Oh, you come on, bitch."
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"I'm out. I'm done."
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"I've got to... I've got to go."
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"You're a terrorist. You're an enemy of the state,"
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"and you kicked me in the balls 10 minutes ago!"
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"The office of the President can't coexist"
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"with a living god that won't submit to it..."
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"But he's locked up in Area 51 already,"
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"so that doesn't really count."
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"Mr. President, I'll make you a deal."
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"deficit-tripling teleporter,"
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"You know I could see them this whole time, right?"
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"Don't push it, Sanchez."
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"He found us!"
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"to the same cabin as last time!"
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"Oh, we're not going anywhere. This ends now."
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"Dad, if you're my dad."
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"So I guess I was her, which makes me related to her."
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"She left her family and me, which means I relate to them."
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"You're not killing her."
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"But you're killing a real family."
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"Aren't there, like, infinite time lines?"
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"Can't you just move to one where I don't know I'm a clone"
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"and where a different but identical version"
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"by being somewhere else?"
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"Beth, you crazy bitch. You're my daughter."
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"Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You win, Jerry. You win!"
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"No amount of genius can stop your dumb mediocre vacuous roots"
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"from digging into everything and everyone around you"
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"and draining them of any ability to fend you off."
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"Well, it couldn't have been easy for you to say that."
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"Morty, where's my portal gun?"
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"I'm staying here, Rick."
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"Nobody gets it."
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"Nothing you think matters matters."
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"This isn't special."
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"This... This is happening infinite times"
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"across infinite realities."
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"Yes!"
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"Which is not to say that, subjectively, it wasn't funny."
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"Are you going to stay?"
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"Why would I stay in the one where I trashed the White House,"
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"and the lowest-status character in my idiot family?"
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"I don't think you've ever understood"
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"but not the one that did this."
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"We Ricks travel the infinite and switch places with each other"
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"I'm fly-fishing Rick."
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"I hope I can be of service"
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"if, you ever find the planet to be in danger."
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"Friends?"
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"Sounds good to me."
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"Kids, dinner!"
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"Did you get sugar chicken?"
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"That's kind of the only thing they have."
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"I love Panda E! Thanks, Mom!"
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"I'm hoping to get a piece of your sugar chicken later."
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"We're a real family now."
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"In many ways, things will be like season 1"
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"but more streamlined."
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"by a fear of you leaving can be eschewed."
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"Eschewed? You've never used that word."
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"Maybe you are a clone."
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"It's not like Rick would tell us."
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"Sorry I never showed up, but I got married."
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"I had a baby."
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"What did you do while you were waiting?"
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"Hopefully you didn't just [[bleep]] around and waste your life."
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"See you for Season 4 in, like, a really long time!"
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"and... and... and a..."
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"And a couple of grandkids"
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"and all that kind of stuff."
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"See you... See you then!"
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"Did you get any of that?"
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"Some kind of alien... googa"
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"He didn't free them all."
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"Oh, man. If you're not into it..."
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"I'll need later for chest-making."
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"It's all in the transcript."
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""Treats us like Ghostbusters.""
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"What do you have to say for yourselves?"
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"The two of you break 1,000 federal laws a day."
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"America returns that favor"
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