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Clips from Rick and Morty - The Rickchurian Mortydate (S03E03)

"Of course, you're not my dad."
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"I guess I have all your daughter's memories."
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"But I don't relate to her."
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"So if you kill me, fine."
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"And instead of doing that, will you just go away?"
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"of your authentic sociopathic crazy bitch"
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"of a daughter can keep making you proud"
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"I brought this here to kill Jerry."
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"Oh, my God! Jesus Christ!"
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"I appreciate it."
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"Let's get out of here."
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"became an enemy of America"
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"There's still some rubble over there."
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"Hi, Mr. President. I'm Rick Sanchez,"
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"like hermit crabs, I think."
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"I got Panda Express!"
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"Stop it."
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"Here's your stupid hat, dipshit."
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"Now Jerry and I are happily married parents,"
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"Ooh-wee! What a season!"
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"I went back to school and got my G-E-E-E-D."
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"Ooh-wee!"
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"I might even have a big white Santa Claus beard"
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"Play football!"
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"Aaah!"
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"So, you're mining stuff to craft with"
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"and crafting stuff to mine with?"
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"Mean."
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"If they can teleport, why did we take..."
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"All right. All right, all right."
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"Mr. President. It's about time, gentlemen."
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"Rick, do you need to drink in here? Yes."
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"Kennedy Sex Tunnels?"
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"Naturally, you'll forget you saw them,"
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"along with, in order of national embarrassment,"
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"the Truman Cocaine Lounge, the McKinley Hooker Dump,"
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"Maybe then we could get a selfie?"
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"Is it a peace one or a regular one?"
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"This sucks."
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"It's lame. You're into lame stuff, Morty."
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"I thought young dumb people considered it an honor"
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"to work for presidents or whatever the shit."
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"We should talk to him. Yeah, that sounds fun."
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"Let's set some boundaries with a spoiled control freak"
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"and orders drone strikes to cope with his insecurity."
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"It's either that or more of this."
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"Third choice..."
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""Minecraft." You like it now?"
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"It's growing on me."
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"What do I tell him?"
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"Tell him the truth."
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"Tell him Rick and Morty just blew off America."
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"You can use that wood to make a chest."
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"Oh, good. Then I can store all this wood"
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"Okay. You're not going to have fun"
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"So, Ghostbusters aren't cool now?"
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""Control freak.""
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""Orders drone strikes to cope with...""
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"Should we drone-strike them?"
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"That would prove them right! And blow him up."
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"Give me the phone."
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"'Cause I'm starting to love it."
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""Failure to answer is a felony offense"?"
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"Play it cool. As far as he knows, we're still in the tunnels."
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"Awesome. Rick: Yello?"
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"Hi, guys. U.S. President calling."
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"How's it going? Oh, hey."
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"Just hard at work on this sex tunnel gagoo."
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"I think it's kind of our new archnemesis, you know?"
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"It might take a while."
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"What do you think, Morty... a month?"
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"You lying dicks!"
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"I got you on satellite!"
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"That's right."
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"Okay, obviously, this looks bad, Mr. President."
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"Wow, really? That's pretty cool."
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"And, yes, yes, yes, yes, you save the world now and then."
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"by not holding the two of you accountable to its laws."
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"Oh! Oh! Oh, God."
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"We... We didn't know you saw it that way."
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"Yeah. I mean, the way we see it,"
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"when we show up, that's the favor to you."
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"you wanted someone to come over just because you found"
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"we assumed you just knew that it was impossible,"
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"like, if you tried."
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"Just trust me. None of us want to go there."
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"By the way, we'll keep on saving the Earth."
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"You know, we're... We're happy to do that."
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"Yeah, but not because it contains America..."
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"But feel free to call us, you know, as... as, like, friends."
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"So, are we cool?"
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"I'm impressed, Morty. That went really well."
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"Everybody, get ahold of yourselves!"
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"Sir, what is our new Rick and Morty policy?"
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"Our policy is, we never needed them and never will again."
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"Today, we celebrate our independence"
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"All this spring at Clothes Mart, there's a clothes sale."
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"Just promise, if the results are too strong,"
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"you'll use protection."
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"Really?! Thanks!"
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"When did you get rad? I don't know."
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"Yeah."
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"Different person."
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"How do you like that, Morty?"
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"Whoa! Just like "Minecraft"!"
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"Let's go make first contact before someone else"
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"gets all their shit."
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"What about this?"
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"South Park did it 4 years ago, Morty."
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"Or we're slow."
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"The casualties would be in the "Brazilians""
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"because you're Brazilian."
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"It's a threat and a pun."
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"Oh, God."
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"I'm sure you did."
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"Yeah, dismissed."
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"Have you never heard that before? Do you even know how to take out this kind of threat?"
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"We're not taking it out."
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"with your selfie-craving star-[[bleep]] sidekick?"
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"Whoa! We're allowed to be here."
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