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Clips from South Park - Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants (S05E05)

"West side."
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"Come on down to South Park And meet some friends of mine"
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"I don't want to get the 'thrax, fellas! What do I do?"
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"What the hell are you doing with this?"
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"Those are my Hooty Owl round-tipped scissors."
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"- God damn it. - All right, next!"
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"They're gonna get me."
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"So I have a list of addresses, and we're going to all chip in."
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"Yes, but they're sand monkeys."
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"from their support of the United States,"
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"don't you want to watch something else? Sharon?"
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"Open!"
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"Precious goat."
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"for giving them four dollars."
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"Four dollars for a goat? We got ripped off."
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"All right, men, this area is secure. Let's head out!"
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"that there's been a Towelie ban?"
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"All right, come on. We just gotta get the goat on one of these planes."
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"Isn't this exciting, Tony? We're finally gonna see some action!"
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"Oh, wait till I tell my sister about this, she is gonna flip."
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"- Oh, could we just get a... - I'm sorry,"
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"Hey, let's put him on here."
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"Going to Afghanistan? Trapped in a small space for 20 hours?"
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"Get your gear ready and report to the barracks at 0900!"
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"- Oh, God, it was horrible. - Twenty hours!"
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"Oh, I'm sorry! Next time I'll just ask my fart nicely"
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"All right, all right, let's just get the goat back to his home."
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"We have to find this address."
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"God, what a crap hole, dude! This is like East Denver. Jesus Christ!"
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"Oh, and here, take this American flag as a gift."
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"Your government wants to rule the world,"
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"Hey. Hey, open the door."
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"How come they hate America so much? What the hell did we do?"
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"Greetings from Canada."
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"Look, I think I can explain everything."
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"You see, my friend Stan here is an over-sensitive animal lover."
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"Oh, dude, it's called deodorant, okay? It's not expensive."
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"And this just in!"
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"- We are going to get Ms. Nicks back! - Hooray!"
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"We have to help them."
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"...America..."
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"He's not crazy, he's an idiot. I know how to deal with these people."
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"We will have to be quick, the Americans are attacking!"
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"- Where do we go? - Get down!"
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"Hurry. Get into wardrobe. Oh, hurry up, will you hurry?"
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"Terrorists is the craziest peoples!"
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"The world is now safe, thanks to you. And so now, as promised,"
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"Just like the one way bird sings a song Sounds like she's singing"
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"Come on, let's go get to the plane."
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"Dude, I almost thought those Afghani kids talked you"
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"- Go, Broncos. - Yeah, go, Broncos."
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"Going down to South Park Gonna have myself a time"
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"Going down to South Park Gonna leave my woes behind"
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"Ample parking day or night People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour""
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"I'm heading on up to South Park Gonna see if I can't unwind"
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"Remember when life used to be simple and cool?"
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"Not really."
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"- Hey, how's it going, fellas? - Butters, what the hell are you doing?"
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"Well, I'm just standing around being a kid, why?"
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"How come you're all wearing those oogy spaceman masks?"
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"These are gas masks, Butters!"
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"Yeah, if you don't have a gas mask, you're gonna get smallpox or anthrax!"
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"What? Oh, Jesus!"
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"There's nothing you can do, except stop breathing!"
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"- Stop breathing? - Yeah."
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"You can't get it if you don't breathe."
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"Oh! All right, then!"
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"Okay, next."
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"Next."
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"Let's see, Hotties! Juicy! Whoppers! Okay, next!"
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"These are a weapon."
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"Oh, come on. How am I gonna kill people with those?"
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"I'll think of a way! Now move along!"
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"Okay, clear."
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"Oh, Jesus, man. They're gonna get me. Oh, Christ."
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"All right, class, as some of you may have heard,"
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"the President has asked that American children all send $1"
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"I'm not giving a dollar to those towel-heads."
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"Eric, the Afghan people need our help."
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"Oh, I'm sorry, but I thought we were at war with these assholes."
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"We're at war with terrorists, fat ass, not with Afghanistan."
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"And the only reason you care is 'cause you don't want to give up a dollar!"
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"That dollar buys me a chocolate milk for lunch!"
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"What? Do you want me to just get regular milk for ten cents?"
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"Now, look, it isn't our fault that terrorists hate us, we're just kids."
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"We aren't the ones bombing them now, we're just kids."
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"There's a lot of crazy stuff going on in the world,"
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"but we're just caught in the middle. It's not our fault."
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"The Afghan kids are caught in the middle, too!"
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"All right, children, we are all sending a dollar to the kids in Afghanistan."
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"That's it, end of discussion."
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"God damn it! I hate regular milk."
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"Another high alert status for terrorist activity this weekend."
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"The government said bad things are likely to happen."
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"Meanwhile, the world continues to back down"
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"saying that they were really only kidding to begin with."
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"Hey, Mom, doorbell's ringing."
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"Hey, Sharon,"
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"maybe you should stop watching the news for a little bit?"
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"Sharon, you've been watching CNN for about eight weeks now,"
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"Hey, look what the postman brought me!"
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"It's a big, brown package from Afghanistan."
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"That's nice."
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"We sent the Afghani kids some dollars,"
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"they must have sent us something cool in return."
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"Do we have some scissors to cut this open?"
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"Stanley, your mother's a little freaked out right now."
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"Why don't you go play with your big, brown package"
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"- From Afghanistan outside? - All right."
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"- Big, brown package from Afghanistan? - Big, brown package from Afghanistan?"
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"Dude, what's going on?"
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"We got a package from the kids we sent dollars to."
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"They sent us something back."
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"- Prelim shows negative, sir! - Then we're gonna have to blow it!"
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"Yes, sir!"
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"This is it, man! It's over!"
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"Tweek, calm down. Have some coffee."
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"It's just a goat."
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"- Hey, there, little guy... - Stay away from it!"
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"Terrorists could have given that goat anthrax or smallpox"
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