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Clips from The IT Crowd (2006) - Are We Not Men? (S03E03)

"- Why do you need to know? - I just do. I need to know."
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"that you can use in normal conversation, updated daily."
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"45, 50..."
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"- What? - What?"
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"This Michael, the guy that came in last week?"
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"Remember the guy that came in looking for Jen last week?"
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"One of the silly things I love about this restaurant,"
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"have you had a look at these salt and pepper pots? They're beautiful."
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"I'm funny. Why can't I be over there making them laugh?"
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"35... 7..."
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"21, 28..."
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"Did you see that ludicrous display last night?"
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"Yeah..."
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"Nah, I've got a pony on Liverpool, so I probably won't see that again."
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"- You want a drink, boys? - We'll get this."
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"Liverpool? You're having a laugh, in't ya?"
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"Yeah! Tell Barry, tell Barry."
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"- Tell me what? - He's only put a pony on Liverpool!"
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"Did you see that?"
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"I'm a little bit scared and I want to leave."
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"I'm worried they'll find out I don't know what a pony is."
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"I haven't paid for a drink all night, and besides,"
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"Maybe we're proper men!"
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"Maybe he'll kick the ball."
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"You shut up. They're gonna hear you."
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"I could hardly say no, could I?"
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"- Shall I use this? - I don't know."
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"Weird's all I've got - that and my sweet style."
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"OK, look, we'll make our excuses when the match is over."
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"- I won't, Dan, no. - Come on."
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"- No, no can do. I'm seeing a bird. - Oh, really?"
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"- Yeah, why not? - What's she like?"
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"Oh, here she is, Debbie McGee."
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"So thanks, thanks a lot-- another one bites the dust."
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"So, how was your night of poker with the boys?"
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"Yeah, good, good. I mean, I didn't... I wasn't brilliant at the start,"
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"But then I knuckled down and I brought my A game,"
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"Still, £200, though."
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"But listen to this: Dan let me off. He just totally let me off."
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"Roy, listen, a friend of mine's let me down with something."
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"- Here he is. - Hiya, Dan."
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"As I say, someone's let me down. It should only take a couple of hours."
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"Oh, it is an automatic."
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"- All right, everyone. - Take your time."
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"The gasworks? Is there anything about them that's not manly?"
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"- Moss! Jesus Christ! - What? what is it?"
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"There's a robbery! Oh, some blokes in balaclavas..."
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"Wow! They're totally robbing this place!"
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"Police, please."
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"Yeah, OK... Oh, my God, they're coming out, they're coming out."
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"Right, swing a left here."
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"- Come on, Roy, quickly! - Yep, okie-doke."
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"Up, up, up, up we go, into the truck."
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"- What's that? Is someone crying? - No..."
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"Did you see that ludicrous display last night?"
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"What was Wenger thinking, bringing Walcott on that early?"
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"But why? I don't understand. I thought it was going so well."
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"- Was it something I did? - No, no. It's hard to explain."
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"I didn't notice at first, but someone mentioned it"
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"and now I can't get it out of my head. It's driving me mad."
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"Well, what is it, exactly, about me?"
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"I would, if I was a weirdy-beardy magiciany man."
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"it wouldn't feel so strange that I look like a magician."
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"You'd have to learn a lot of tricks."
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"I mean, you'd basically have to actually become a magician."
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"We was stitched up. They knew we were there."
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"We were barely out of there before the Bill turned up. Someone grassed us up."
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"Oh, is that the...? I have to go. I don't want to miss Gok's Fashion Fix."
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"That's why I chose him after you shot Derek."
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"1, 2, 3, 4..."
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"All we know about him is he supports West Ham."
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"You got a problem with him, you got a problem with me."
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"You're fucking right I've got a problem!"
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"Derek was right about you. What are you after? My piece of the action?"
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"Couldn't we have just have hidden behind those bins?"
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"I'd better make sure she's all right."
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"Fuck off, Harry!"
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"I think my dentist lives near here. Do you know him?"
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"It's not like you live in the truck."
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"- Is this your stapler, Roy? - No."
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"You know I need to know, and you never count how many staples you've used."
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"- Is that 20? - There you go, Moss."
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"Awright, Harry? Did you see that ludicrous display last night?"
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"Thing about Arsenal, they always try and walk it in."
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"- That is true. See you later, Moss. - Mind how you go."
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"- What was that? - What?"
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"You were saying football things, in a football voice!"
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"It's great. I only use it so I can talk to the postman."
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"It's got a pronunciation guide-- or pronunciation guide."
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"You can get it sent to your phone,"
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"so that even when I'm away from my desk"
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"- Bit early. - Got a date."
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"- Oh, right, with Michael? - That's right."
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"What did you say? He looks like a what?"
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"Isn't it? It's one of my favourites, actually."
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"They're... proper men, Roy."
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"35, 42,"
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"49..."
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"Did you see that ludicrous display last night?"
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"What's Wenger doing sending Walcott on that early?"
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"The thing about Arsenal is they always try and walk it in."
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"Chelsea, on the other hand, I like them suddenly."
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"- Dan, Moss. Moss, Dan. - Nice to meet you, son."
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"Nah, it's on me. Whatever these boys are 'aving."
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"West Ham."
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"Did you say West Ham?"
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"Is that all right?"
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"All right? What does that look like, a birthmark?"
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"Roy, can I have a natter with you? It's about private man's business."
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"What?"
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"We're in too deep, Roy."
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"- We should go. - I'm not going anywhere."
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"once you get over the football thing, they're surprisingly easy to talk to."
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"We're messing with stuff we don't understand."
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"Just promise me you will not let this get too far."
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"Hooray, he's kicked the ball. Now the ball's over there."
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"That man has it now. That's an interesting development."
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"This is the worst thing in the world."
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"What could I do? He bought the tickets when we were in the pub."
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"- They're winning. - No, they're having a laugh."
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