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Clips from American Dad! - Max Jets (S08E08)

"Dad, can we get an appetizer?"
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"What? No."
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"Really? Oh, my God."
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"Crikey!"
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"♪"
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"(buzzer sounds)"
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"It's just Roger dressed up"
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"He's an annoying, inconsiderate old douche."
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"the money faucet just keeps a-flowin'."
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"Don't you worry."
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"But first, I missed a lot of elections,"
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"Aren't you tired of washing your face"
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"after every time you blow your nose?"
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"Oh, great, you guys."
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"So, uh, what's the plan?"
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"on the only people in my life."
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"for our trip to Spain,"
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"Yeah, about that."
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"Yeah, Gina says I've been spending too much money."
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"Max, the waitress?"
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"Waitresses are supposed to date waiters."
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"Come on, honey, let's go buy you a car"
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"and some Botox for your super-bumpy areolas."
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"We have to convince Max to get rid of Gina."
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"(door slams)"
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"(classical music playing)"
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"So Gina seems really nice, but..."
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"between you two and..."
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"Wake up, leprechaun. She's after your gold."
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"In fact, the only thing she wants to do is sing."
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"♪ Who I don't love"
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"♪ Old men disgust me"
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"What do you think, Jeremy? Is it a hit?"
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"I brought you guys here"
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"Hot enough for you? (giggles)"
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"Kiss her, Mommy. Kiss her."
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"Come on, Maxie. It's too crowded in here."
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"(inhales)"
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"I can't do this anymore."
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"(no audio)"
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"That's right, bitch. Cry."
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"Please be a bomb. Please be a ring bomb."
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"(sing-songy): We're getting married!"
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"Commissioning and defacing this painting of Gina"
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"he's gonna leave everything to her!"
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"I told Maxie he didn't need to spend"
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"No way! I want the money!"
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"So do I! I'll burn him to the ground!"
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"Idiots! It has to look like an accident."
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"Okay, then every man for himself."
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"(hushed): I'm murdering! Mind your own business!"
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"(yells, crashing)"
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"SINGER: ♪ I like it when your booty goes ♪"
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"Dad, wake up! The wedding!"
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"It's happening!"
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"Ooh, soup!"
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"We've got to get down there!"
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"♪ I like it when your booty goes ♪"
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"♪ Let me see your booty go-o-o, yeah! ♪"
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"All that money is now hers!"
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"I won't go back to packing a cooler when we go skiing."
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"How about that Reverend Ping Ping, huh?"
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"You got him to marry you"
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"and now the money's yours."
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""Allied Nevada Precious Metal Exploration Company,""
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"because you, Gina, are a gold digger."
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"ALL: What?!"
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"When the angels take my Maxie to heaven,"
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"You have disappointed me."
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"We're terrible people."
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"We were so blinded by our greed"
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"Just look at them. So happy."
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"This family will never again allow money to corrupt..."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"♪ We got his money"
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"♪ The good Lord gave us his money ♪"
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"♪ Baby Jesus ♪ Yeah!"
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"I Maximus Horatio Shamus Benny and the Jets,"
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"of sound mind and body,"
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"ALL: What?"
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"Who's that?"
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"Yeah, me. But how?"
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"We have some private illegal matters to discuss."
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"(upper-class accent): My father and I were estranged, so much so"
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"GINA: And then Jerry and I started having an affair,"
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"Oop! I got 'em untangled. I'll take it"
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"Then Gina put poison in the cake and fed it to my dear old dad."
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"Farewell, you penniless fools!"
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"Um, I see it says kids eat free?"
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"Yes, it does."
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"but we're out of time."
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"♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪"
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"So, can I get you guys a drink to start?"
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"Iced tea, soda?"
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"Tap water's fine,"
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"and we'll take a basket of your free-est bread."
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"(record scratches) Appetizer?"
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"Honey, good news, Hayley has been made the Queen of Denmark."
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"You better give Kingorva T an heir"
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"before he discovers you've spent all his treasure"
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"on jalapeño poppers."
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"What's the big deal?"
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"The big deal is I'm the only one in this family with a job,"
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"and it's a low-paying government job."
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"And your mom doesn't make a cent,"
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"but at least she lets me have sex with her,"
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"which is more than I can say for you two."
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"No, but it wouldn't hurt to offer once in a while."
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"Anyway, I crunched some numbers and with the way we spend money,"
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"we're gonna be broke in no time."
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"We'll just share the grilled chicken off the kids menu."
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"And make sure you grill it..."
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"Pretty good, huh?"
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"Gina, consider that amazing impression your tip."
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"Because you won't be getting a tip."
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"that might just put your money troubles in the rearview."
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"Guess who's getting out of jail tomorrow."
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"Charles Manson?"
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"He's gonna finish what he started?"
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"and he loves showering this family with gifts and cash."
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