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Clips from South Park - Summer Sucks (S02E02)

"I don't think those are problems Tijuana bottle rockets can't solve."
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"- Hooray! - Hooray!"
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"Hey, look! We blew up the snake!"
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"Hooray!"
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"I did it! I did it! I made it to the deep end!"
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"The snake's been destroyed! The pool's open!"
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"Oh, no! You sons of bitches!"
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"Oh, sons of bitches!"
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"Yes. Apparently my plan to blow up the snake worked perfectly."
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"Hey, look! It's snowing."
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"Well, it's snowing black ash, but what the hell?"
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"Where's Mr. Hat?"
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"I'm through with Mr. Hat. He's a two-timing whore."
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"From now on, you're all gonna be learning from Mr. Twig."
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"That's right, children. I'll see you in the fall."
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"Hey, children, everybody! I'm back! I'm back from Aruba!"
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"- Hey, Chef. - How's it going?"
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"Okay, everybody get in a line so I can whup all your asses."
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"I know that today is the last day of school..."
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"...until Mr. Hat is back on my desk!"
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"Oh, golly. Kevin, honey."
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"- What can I do for you? - We want M-80s."
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"What am I supposed to do about our Fourth of July show?"
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"Well, don't worry, boys. Uncle Jimbo is on the case."
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"Fireworks will not only go on, but be the best ever."
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"- I'm gonna find out who you are! - I don't think you can, m'kay?"
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"The firework ban won't be putting a damper on one town's festivities."
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"I'm at Stark's Pond, where residents and tourists..."
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"- What the f**k is that? - "The Stars and Stripes.""
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"It never fails to amaze me how I overcome adversity."
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"Hello?! I'm asking you when it stops."
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"Let's see, a normal-size snake lasts three minutes..."
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"I can't sleep or think. Where would he have gone? Why would he leave?"
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"I was sure one of the children took him."
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"- Propositioning me? - No."
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"It looks like my ex-wife."
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"Okay. No first graders around. I can swim to the deep end."
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"- Point them away from your eyes. - These are huge!"
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"Hooray for me!"
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"- Winter's back! - Wow. It's a black blizzard."
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"- Hello. - Hello, is Mr. Hat there?"
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"Howdy, Chef. How was your summer vacation?"
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"Right."
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"Look at them. Look how much happiness firepower can bring to a child."
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"- Buenos gracias, boys. - Hi, Uncle Jimbo."
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"Careful with those. Those are dangerous."
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"Because some kid blew his hands off, we don't get to buy M-80s?"
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"We'll need 57 flamethrowers set up around the perimeter..."
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"- Somebody stop it! - It's out of control!"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, the mayor regrets that she cannot be here herself..."
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"- I'm going home. - What a baby."
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"It's the American way."
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"Kenny, watch out!"
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"- Okay. Let's see..."
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"Yes?"
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"Well, I guess I see what you're saying."
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"Looks like we missed Fourth of July again."
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"Well, sit back, relax and enjoy "Summer Sucks.""
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"We can do that to Cartman's cat."
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"- I know. let's go sledding. - Yeah."
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"- Let's go. - What are you waiting for?"
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"Here with a report is a guy with a funny name."
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"I just need to ask a few questions."
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"We're coming up to the American border."
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"I believe you. I absolutely believe you."
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"This episode has special guest Jonathan Katz of Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist."
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"I can tell you that I am 100 percent not gay."
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"...when summer comes to South Park and the snow melts."
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"It's about that one week in the year..."
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"Time to watch our favorite episode of South Park: "Summer Sucks.""
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"Wow. Macon's really taking to the bacon, if I'm not mistaken."
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"Macon likes his with extra bacon. Here you go, buddy. Yeah!"
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"Hey, let's give some to Macon."
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"Doesn't that look great?"
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"...put on the other slice of bread and garnish."
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"Then we cover sparingly with French dressing..."
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"So we remove the bacon like so."
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"I've got the bread and French dressing."
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"Look. Our bacon is cooked just right: Not soggy, not crisp."
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"Wow. What a great episode."
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