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Clips from South Park - Summer Sucks (S02E02)

"...and that the last day involves pranks..."
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"You think I can't get along without Mr. Hat, don't you?"
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"Goddamn it! Where the f**k did you put Mr. Hat?!"
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"No, you don't! Summer vacation doesn't start for you little bastards..."
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"When I turn back, I expect to see Mr. Hat lying right here."
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"I can't be left alone. You see, my parents are dead."
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"Your parents are dead? Goddamn, you suck, Pip."
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"- That fit in Cartman's cat's ass. - That's it. Screw you guys."
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"- Ten M-80s, please. - I'm sorry. Haven't you heard?"
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"- What? - Fireworks are banned in Colorado."
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"We've been playing with firecrackers our whole lives."
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"Yeah, now what are we supposed to do?"
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"I don't care that some twerp blew his hands off."
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"I know that, smart-ass. I was being ironic."
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"I like snakes. You light them, and they grow and grow."
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"What's going on?"
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"- Are fireworks legal in Mexico? - Everything's legal in Mexico."
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"- Our focus is on safety- - Just tell us about the snake!"
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"The disk that we're making is 5000 times bigger than the average snake."
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"Once lit, the snake will grow. And good times will be had by all."
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"- Look, it's Mr. Garrison. - Children, how is your summer going?"
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"Oh, that old thing? Why, I almost forgot he was gone."
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"First graders?"
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"- Shut up! - Copy."
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"Look at that. That's a Tijuana bottle rocket."
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"It's our job to get these to children all over America for the Fourth of July."
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"You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!"
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"- Well, I'd like to sing you a song. - Let's sing one together."
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"The South Park snake is half a mile in diameter and 20 stories high."
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"Looks like we're ready."
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"This is it. And a one, and a two, and a:"
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"- Anyone else traveling in this vehicle? - No, sir."
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"It's beautiful."
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"- I guess we didn't think this through. - What?!"
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"You're screwing up the song."
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"- Oh, my God! They killed Kenny! - You bastard!"
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"Oh, my God. Tell me how much longer this is gonna last!"
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"Residents have tried everything from fire hoses to yelling..."
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"Thanks, Creamy. Police are advising citizens to stay indoors..."
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"- We should ask Chef for help. - Where is Chef?"
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"I already feel like things are getting better."
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"If I knew, I wouldn't be seeing a f***ing psychiatrist."
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"He liked to pretend he was in a sauna with Brett Favre and a bottle of dressing."
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"I think you're the loony one in this room."
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"Those kids must have been disappointed to have nothing but snakes to light."
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"Do you have any firearms or explosives in the car?"
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"This is our chance. The Hummer's outside."
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"...people are looking to the mayor of South Park for answers."
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"She's having her period."
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"The ash from the snake is putting the flame out."
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"How do you like that? Bottle rockets saved the Fourth of July."
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"I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna make it to the deep end."
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"They put out the snake!"
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"I can hardly wait."
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"What the-?"
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"Summer Sucks"
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"...but this is going too far."
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"Now, what have you done with Mr. Hat?"
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"Children, I want Mr. Hat back right now! The prank is over."
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"Well, I can. He's just a puppet. I don't need him. You see? Watch."
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"I'm gonna turn around."
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"Okay, I'm gonna turn around now."
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"- Sh **. - Where did everybody go?"
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"- Yay! - Summer!"
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"Good to see you again, son."
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"Looks like winter's right around the corner."
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"Better get some firewood ready."
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"- Happy summer. - Shut up, Pip."
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"Right-o. Enjoy summer this summer for me."
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"- What? - I have to spend summer in school."
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"Oh, yeah. It's summer. We gotta buy fireworks."
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"I saved up enough to buy M-80s."
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"I saw this movie where this guy stuck a firecracker up a cat's butt."
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"If you touch Kitty, I'll put firecrackers in your nutsack..."
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"...and blow your balls all over your pants."
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"- Jesus, Cartman! - Don't mess with Kitty, man."
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"- Hi, fellas. - Hi, Steve."
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"- What? - It was in the paper."
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"- Right. - Doesn't anyone believe in tradition?"
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"- That's killed Kenny. - You bastards!"
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"A summer without fireworks is like- I don't know, but it sucks ass."
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"I can still sell snakes."
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"We need fireworks for our Fourth of July celebration."
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"We've got to have fireworks. I've got another call."
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"I don't know where Mr. Hat is. Garrison, I've got bigger problems."
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"No, I don't want snakes! This is an outrage."
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"Get me the mayor!"
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"Sorry. I couldn't find the little man in the boat."
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"Well, keep looking."
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"We can't have a celebration without fireworks."
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"Who ever heard of a Fourth of July with snakes?"
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"Wait a minute. That's it! I've got it!"
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"South Park will make history by having the largest snake in the world."
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"The press will love it. I'll be on the front-"
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"I found him!"
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"- It's hot out here. - What do you guys want to do?"
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"We always just played with fireworks."
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"- Cartman, get on. - Stan?"
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"Don't you notice anything wrong?"
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"- Yeah, your fat ass isn't on the sled. - Whatever."
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"- Hey there. - Hi, Uncle Jimbo."
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"How come you're not blowing things up?"
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"Didn't you hear? They outlawed fireworks."
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"- What?! - They're not having them at the lake."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"- Buckle your seat belt. - Where are we going?"
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"- Mexico, my amigo. - Why are we going to Mexico?"
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"Fireworks. Just because a kid blew off his hands, we don't have to suffer."
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"At the Dyno Might firework company, we have a commitment to excellence."
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"We'll have to fly it in with three Comanche helicopters."
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"Comanche helicopters."
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"...triggered to fire at the same time."
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"Flamethrowers. Triggered at the same time."
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"- Wonderful! - Spectacular!"
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"We'll need an orchestra to play "The Stars and Stripes.""
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"The elementary school orchestra did a great version of "Mary Had a Little Lamb.""
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"Get the principal. And we need somebody to dress like Uncle Remus."
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"I think you mean Uncle Sam."
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"Of course I do, you f***ing asshole!"
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"Why does everything suck in summer?"
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