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Clips from South Park - Summer Sucks (S02E02)

"- Summer sucks ass. - Have you found Mr. Hat?"
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"- I don't need Mr. Hat. - That's good."
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"- Mr. Hat is just a puppet. - Yep."
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"- Mr. Hat isn't real. - Right."
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"My mom signed me up for swimming lessons at the pool. Want to come?"
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"That is the lamest thing I've ever heard."
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"- It is not. - First graders pee in the pool."
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"- You're swimming in first grader pee. - I am not swimming in pee!"
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"- Whatever, dude. - My mom says I could be in the Olympics."
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"- The fat-ass Olympics. - I'm making the best of a bad situation."
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"I don't need to hear crap from hippie freaks in denial."
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"Screw you guys. I'm going home."
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"- But we're trying- - Screw you guys. Home."
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"- What does he mean, "in denial"? - He's being a dumb-ass, like always."
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"How does that look?"
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"- Like a hunk of dirt with a carrot. - Crap."
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"Okay, everyone in the pool."
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"Eric. We're gonna start now."
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"- Just jump in. - I don't wanna."
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"It's not gonna hurt you, hon. Just do it."
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"There you go. Let the first graders swim by and head towards us."
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"Weak, weak! You sons of bitches!"
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"- Where the hell is our firework? - It'll be here any second."
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"Children, I'm sure we're a little rusty-"
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"- Where's Cartman? - Swimming lessons."
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"How can we sound good without our French horn section?"
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"Let's try some scales. C scale first. And:"
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"That was pretty good. Let's play Mozart's Symphony No. 5."
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"We're doomed. We'll have no fireworks and a bunch of tone-deaf sh ** s playing-"
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"Wait a minute. It's the snake!"
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"Let's move along, people."
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"If you've seen one giant firework, you've seen them all."
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"The show's back on. We've only got one day to prepare."
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"These have enough power to blast through the ozone."
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"They're espectacular."
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"We'll be like Santa Claus on Christmas."
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"- Is this some kind of joke? - Yes."
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"Goddamn it!"
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"Lamb Chop, what would you like to do?"
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"- No, Lamb Chop, no! - Shari! Help me!"
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"It burns! It burns!"
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"You have to get in the deep end sooner or later."
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"- Later's fine. - Just do your sidestroke."
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"- I only know how to do it doggy style. - That's doggy paddle. Come here."
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"- Can I do it doggy style? - Okay."
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"- That's it! You can do it! - It is?"
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"Damn it! Not again!"
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"- Come on. - No way."
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"You sons of bitches! I'm going home!"
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"Fourth of July is here, and with the ban on fireworks..."
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"...people from all over Colorado are flocking to South Park."
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"...await the lighting of the largest snake in history."
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"As most of you probably remember, snakes are little disks..."
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"...that spew out a little snake of black ash."
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"I'm told this event won't begin until the sun goes down."
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"- How are your swimming lessons? - Fine."
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"- I heard you won't get in the deep end. - You heard wrong!"
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"It's my pleasure to be the first person to wish you a happy Fourth of July!"
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"Let's start with our school band playing "The Stars and Stripes.""
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"Oh, hell, light the snake."
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"They can't know that we have fireworks in the trunk. Let me do the talking."
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"I guess that goes without saying, doesn't it?"
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"- Good evening. - Hello, fellow American."
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"We're anxious to get back to our homeland."
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"We have nothing to hide."
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"Do you have firearms or explosives?"
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"Yes. I mean, no! No!"
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"Open your trunk, please, sir."
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"Damn! I always get that question wrong."
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"- When does that thing die out? - Die out?"
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"Yes. You know, expire. End."
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"I never made one this big."
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"- It's huge! - They need to shut it off."
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"- When does it run out?! - November. Of next year."
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"Oh, hell!"
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"We're coming up on nine hours, and the giant snake shows no signs of stopping."
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"...but nothing seems to work."
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"...and not ever light any giant snakes in the near future."
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"- This sucks. - That snake keeps growing."
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"It's gonna demolish the whole state."
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"Hello. What? Oh, hello, children."
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"It's a what?! A giant snake?! Killing everybody?! Growing bigger?!"
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"Children, you know I rarely say this, but fudge you."
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"- What did he say? - He told us to f**k ourselves."
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"- Wow. - How's that gonna help?"
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"All over America, the effects of the giant ash snake can be seen."
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"Yea, let the spirit of Heavenly Father be blessed upon you."
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"From this day on, all will be well."
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"Well, let me ask you this. Why-? Where do you think Mr. Hat went?"
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"But I remembered Mr. Hat and I had a fight."
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"- Are you gay? - What?!"
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"It's-It's just a question."
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"- Mr. Hat, on the other hand- - Mr. Hat was gay?"
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"- He fantasizes about same-sex relations. - I see."
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"- That I did not need to know. - I'm just saying."
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"I think that Mr. Hat was actually your gay side trying to come out."
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"See, it's you that's gay, but you're in denial..."
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"...so you act out your gay persona with a homosexual puppet."
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"What do you think about that?"
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"Serves you right, you gay-bashing homo."
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"- Well, better luck next year. - You're right. Okay, let's try again."
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"- Anyone other than you in this vehicle? - No."
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"I got it wrong again! What's the answer?"
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"Holy smokes! What the hell is that?"
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"I haven't seen you in here before."
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"As more cities are affected by the ash and the death toll rises to 3000..."
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"It appears as if the mayor is going to explain matters."
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"...but she is sick."
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"- What kind of lame excuse is that?! - You gotta be kidding me!"
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"- This is ridiculous! - We want answers!"
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"We have an official statement for all the concerned cities..."
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"...about the snake we can't put out."
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"- "We're sorry. Our bad." - Thank you. That is all."
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"POOL CLOSED"
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"Okay. I can do it. I can do it."
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"I can- I'm gonna make it."
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"- How many summer days left? - A lot."
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"- I want it to snow. - It doesn't matter. This snake will kill everyone."
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"Why the long faces?"
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"- We're bored. - There's nothing to do."
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