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Clips from South Park - Chickenpox (S02E02)

"Don't you guys feel like brushing your teeth first?"
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"- What? - You know, freshen up your breath."
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"- Oh man, I don't feel so good. - Oh good, maybe you finally caught the chicken..."
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"Kyle!"
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"Going out and playing around with chickenpox almost killed you all."
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"- We're sorry. - Well just be thankful we got you here in time."
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"Your parents are here to see you, I'll send them in."
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"- Pretty good. - The doctor says that maybe you can go home tomorrow."
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"- Yeah, isn't that great Stanley? - Wow cool!"
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"- And how are you Kyle? - Are you doing ok?"
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"What's so funny, you two?"
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"I can't believe you gave us herpes. You little rascals!"
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"Kids, we should've been honest about wanting you to get chickenpox."
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"And uh Stewart, I think I owe you an appology."
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"I realized I shouldn't be so cold towards people that are less fortunate than me."
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"Well that's the problem. See chickenpox is pretty normal thing with young children."
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"You know, most people don't realize chickenpox is actually a form of herpes."
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"And then the doctor said that it's much worse as you get older."
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"I guess it's much better to get it when you're young."
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"- I know you're sick, now get your buns out here! - Heh heh heh... buns."
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"We got a calico-vision plugged into the black and white TV."
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"My waffle's done, my waffle's done!"
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"I don't understand it, he's perfectly healthy."
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"No way dude, it sucked ass. They didn't even have cable."
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"I'm gonna give Mrs. McCormick a call."
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"Who Stewart? Yeah yeah, I guess we were."
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"- Give me the remote. - No way dude."
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"- Oh god, what have we done? - There there now, it's not your fault."
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"- Can we go home now, mom? - No bubla, you play with Kenny some more."
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"But we've been playing for 8 hours! We can't think of anything else to do."
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"Oh they was best friends. You couldn't separate em."
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"I think Stewart's a little jealous that your husband got out of making pizzas"
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"- The good news is you have a clean pail of health. - Oh what a relief!"
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"- Cancer! - Yes, I'm afraid your ass is collapsing."
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"See that line? That's your ass collapsing. Your ass is collapsing!"
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"Ooh yess...you guys seriosly now...ahhh..."
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"And so children, that's how you tell a prostitute from a policeman. Now are there any questions?"
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"but I can't get my little Kyle to catch it!"
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"- Oh my god! - Kyle! What are you doing there honey?"
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"Say, remember the time we built the fort in your mom's back yard?"
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"- Wake her up and we're both dead. - Sorry, sorry..."
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"- Dude, our parents sent us over there to get us sick. - What are you talking about?"
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"- Because they're a bunch of assholes. - Uh... of course!"
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"I remember frozen waffles with no sidedishes."
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"Well I'm sure you'll find another job soon. Something will come along."
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"It's not that easy. You were lucky."
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"if he doesn't get his antibiotic shot today, he could die."
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"I just don't get it. Why would he invite me fishing and turn into a complete bastard?"
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"- What?!?! - If we get rid of them,"
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"And there won't be any hunger, poverty, or homeless people."
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"Chef, we wanna know about herpes."
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"- We want you to give our parents herpes. - Five dollars."
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"- We gave you guys herpes! - What what what!? You did this?"
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"We got you back for getting us sick! We had a prostitute use her toothbrushes and stuff."
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"- Oh my god! They killed Kenny! - You bastards!"
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"So tell me if I'm crazy but I started thinking that we should intentionally"
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"...and his mama cries..."
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"so Kenny's family is happy just the way they are. And we're all a functioning part of America."
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"- When you're uh unemployed, weekends are meaningless. - Right, right right."
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"Right, right."
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"Now Stanley, I know at your age teachers can seem cold and heartless,"
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"which is why I like Endor more than America."
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"But what if we want to give somebody herpes?"
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"Ooh yes, when I was a child my mother had me go over to a little girl's house"
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"and I was able to go because I have a slightly higher intelect than others."
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"What, I'm just asking a question."
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"That ain't why Stewart! It's because you're an alcoholic retard,"
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"- No, hon. - Mom, seriously!!!"
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"No kitty that's a... wait a minute. Come here Kitty."
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"They knew that staying at Kenny's house would make us sick."
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"You see Kyle, we humans work as a society."
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"Well because Kenny's family doesn't have as much money as we do."
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"No no no! And I'm pretty sure that strange little boy Kenny has the chickenpox right now."
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"Whoa dude! You got herpes on your face, too!"
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"Ooh wow you did?"
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"My god, I never knew the chickenpox was such a dangerous illness!"
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"He'll be ok. But it's a good idea for us to monitor him for a while."
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"My daughter is in pretty bad shape now,"
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"Kenny's not really my friend ma. I don't give a rat's ass about him."
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"That son of a bitch! What kind of sick weirdo is he!?"
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"- Boys, you're going to sleep over at Kenny's and that's final. - Oh weak!"
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"It'll make your itches go away."
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"Let them get it now while they're young."
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"-Are you guys having a meeting or something?"
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"on the cold and grey Chicago morning, my little favorite child is born in the ghetto..."
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"No way dude, Kenny's family is poor. They live in the ghetto!"
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"Yeah, it's pretty weird."
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"Oh no thank you, it's terrific though!"
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"- Oh no I must've caught it from Kenny last night. - Oh gee, I guess you did."
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"- The chickenpox will slowly move down his trachea into his lungs... - Ok, well let's go look."
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"Now, don't make me do that again."
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"making him think he's David Duchove..."
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"Well you get by sharing things with someone who already has it."
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"I hope that one day America can be more like Endor."
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"Hey how come you don't have sores on your lips mom?"
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"- If I die from this I'm taking you with me! - Will Carol find out she's a..."
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"Homework? But I'm in the hospital!"
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"- Not Mr. Garrison ma, he really is a sick weirdo. - Yeah, it's true, he is."
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"Well class, I'm gonna assign you all a paper. The theme of the paper will be,"
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"This itches, give me some of that calamine lotion, Cartman."
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"Your daughter never had the chickenpox as a little girl I take it?"
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"Am I to understand there will be no side dishes?"
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"I don't think it's very healthy to sleep with rats."
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"Dude seriously, you better stop being so poor or else I'm gonna start hocking rocks at ya."
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"But I still need people to pump my gas, and make my french fries,"
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"- It took damned 2 years to finish it. - What ever happened to that old hunk of junk?"
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"- Cause they'll all be dead. The end. - Oh god, what have I done?"
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"I'm better now!"
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"- Ooh, I have them somewhere else poopykins. - Hooray!"
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"- Gods and clods? - Yes, you see I spen a lot of time going to law school"
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"Get me outta here!"
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"In order for a society to thrive we need gods and clods."
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"We're gonna watch Terrance and Philllip all day."
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"Wow, you guys suck."
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