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Clips from South Park - Chickenpox (S02E02)

"- It's a good thing we got her to the hospital in time. - What's wrong with her?"
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"- Will my daughter be ok? - She'll be fine."
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"- Stop it! - We just want to be cautious and monitor her here."
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"but if she were in her 20s, she could die!"
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"have our boys play with a child who has the chickenpox."
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"How would you boys like to have a slumber party at your little friend Kenny's House tonight?"
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"Yeah, let's just have a slumber party here."
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"I wonder why our moms wanted us to sleep over at Kenny's so bad."
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"- Well here's Kenny's house. - In the ghetto..."
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"- Catch what? - Nothing... come on in. I was just making dinner."
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"- Cartman! - What?"
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"- Where is the Ninendo? - We don't have a Nintendo."
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"Throw your sleeping bags in Kenny's room and then go grab some dinner."
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"Oh good, I'm starving."
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"that you have bestowed upon us. And since we have been faithful to you,"
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"we know that you will send us some good fortune one of these days,"
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"That one's mine! That one's mine!"
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"You know your dad and I used to be best friends when we were teenagers."
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"But he got promoted, went off to community college, and I didn't. And you know why?"
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"and he had dreams of not eating frozen waffles for dinner every night!!"
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"You put em in the toaster, you cook em!"
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"Now Kevin, we ain't go enough for everybody. You have to split that with your brother."
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"Oh geezes, are you fucking killing me?"
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"Kenny honey, if you're gonna sneeze, sneeze on them."
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"Man your family sucks ass Kenny. Whoever heard of frozen waffles for dinner?"
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"Come on, let's just get in our sleeping bags and get this night overwith."
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"- Yep, it looks like you've got chickenpox alright. - Chickenpox?"
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"Ay give me that!"
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"More calamine lotion!"
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"Yeah dude. I told you we had bread sandwiches for breakfast."
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"Well I think you need to spend more time with your friends."
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"while we have a big house and lots of food?"
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"But why? If they're hungry and poor, why don't we just give them half of our food?"
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"- Ooh I see. Gods and clods. - That's right,"
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"- I don't wanna watch this. I wanna watch Terrance and Phillip. - We're watching this."
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"That's tom foolery."
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"who had chickenpox so that he would get it early."
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"- Sick, dude! - No no bobie, it's loads of fun. Try it!"
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"You don't have any tea bags or coffee grounds to go in the tea bags do you?"
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"Yeah well unfortunately my husband is a washed up hunk of shit!"
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"- What happened to them? - Oh they just grew apart I guess."
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"You say they were such good friends, it's silly they don't even talk anymore."
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"Let's get them together."
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"Where's that calamine lotion?"
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"The bad news is you have cancer."
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"Does this mean I won't be able to fart anymore?"
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"No, it means you won't be able to live anymore."
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"- I'm back hon, I got some more calamine lotion. - It's about friggin time! Give me that!"
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"- I didn't know you liked to fish, Gerry. - Oh yeah I love it."
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"Man, smell that mountain air. What a great Saturday morning. Aren't weekends just the best?"
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"- "How I would make America better?". - What? Does everybody have to do it or just me?"
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"Don't worry Kyle, I'm sending home word to all the children who are out sick."
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"Well your teacher sent this stuff over for you to do while you're sick."
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"but later you'll understand that he did this for your own good."
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"- We're going down to Happy Burger for some milkshakes. - Milkshakes?"
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"- You! - I'll call you back Dr.Shwartz."
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"You sent us over to Kenny's house on purpose! You wanted us to get sick!"
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"Microbrew sampler from Aspen. Has 6 different beers from local breweries."
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"You know how after we spent the night at Kenny's house"
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"- And they made us do it anyway. - They did?"
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"- Yeah, and I think I figured out why. - Why?"
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"Where the Ewats live. Endor is very..."
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"Cartman, our parents sent us over there to catch chickenpox from Kenny."
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"Yeah, dude. Your mom wanted you to have herpes on your face."
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"- Our parents are trying to kill us or something. - That bitch!"
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"I'm gonna go downstairs and kick her square in the nuts!!"
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"No no no no. Come on fatass, we're gonna get em all back."
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"You had rich parents. You got to go to that expensive community college."
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"I wanted to be somebody to! I just wasn't born with a silver enima up my ass!"
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"You're just jealous! You're a bitter old drunk just like your father!"
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"We just, can't seem to find him at this moment."
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"...as he chokes for breath, the pox will move through his inner ear into his brain"
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"- I'm sure he couldn't have gone far. - ...now moving on all fours and wheezing"
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"- That son of a bitch ripped my parka! - Catch anything?"
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"Well darling, I have to tell you something. He didn't invite you, I set the whole thing up."
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"I'm doing the best I can!"
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"I wanna live in a world of only gods, so my idea to make America better,"
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"- Terrance, you're giving up your ass for me? - Just half my ass."
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"Here we are best friends, and now we're going to share the same ass."
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"Oh damn it! Not now!"
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"Terrance and Phillip are about to go into surgery!"
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"- I dunno, you're just the only grownup we trust. - How does someone get herpes?"
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"- Stanley? - Stan?"
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"My dad has five dollars on top of his dresser."
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"And have Shelley kick my ass? No thanks."
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"Well I hope you boys learned your lesson."
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"- Heeelll no, you guys get your own! - Stanley, how are you feeling today, son?"
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"Well I guess it serves us right."
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"It's true, we were wrong for deceiving you about it."
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"- Oh hell I'm sorry too. - Oh Phillip, I'm glad everything turned out for the better."
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"- Well I know one thing for sure. - What's that Eric?"
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"We're all gonna need more calamine lotion."
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"It's chickenpox. There seems to be a small epidemic going around."
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"No, no, she's been perfectly healthy."
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"As you get older it becomes a more and more ferocious disease."
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"- Shelley, looks who's come to visit you? Your little brother Stan. - Oh whoopee!"
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"- Dude, you got herpes on your face! - Shut up, brat!"
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"Come on Stanley, give your sister a kiss, and then we have to go."
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"That's not crazy at all Sharon. Mothers do it all the time."
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"who had the chickenpox, just so I would get it. - So it's not such a crazy idea after all."
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"All I can say is they better have Nintendo."
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"We're here to have a slumber party with Kenny."
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"What? Don't you know Kenny's sick with..."
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"That's the whole point, remember? Their moms want them to catch it while they're young."
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"cause if it's... another bit of hunger for my two feet in the ghetto... in the ghetto..."
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"Kenny! Your little friends are here! Come play with them!"
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"But mom, I'm fucking sick!"
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"Hey you guys, what's going on?"
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"Oh my god. This is like a third world country."
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"Let's say grace."
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"Lord... we thank you for this staggering payload of frozen waffles"
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"even though you sure as hell seem to be taking your sweet time. Amen."
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"Ok, let's dig in."
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"What kind of side dishes will we be enjoying this evening with our frozen waffles?"
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"So Kyle, your dad still bringing home those big fat lawyer paychecks?"
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"- I don't know. - Stewart, don't even get started."
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"We even worked together at Pizza Shack."
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"- Cause your dad's Jewish! - Heh. I heard that."
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"Hey, is it my fault you don't know how to cook?"
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"What am I supposed to do with frozen waffles clamhead?"
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