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Clips from South Park - Chickenpox (S02E02)

"You just don't know how to use spices and stuff."
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"Hey! We don't say fuck at the table you little asshole!"
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"Yeah, we apparently don't say sidedishes either."
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"- Cartman, what the hell is that? - It's my Urkel sleeping bag. Isn't it kewl?"
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"- No, it's not cool! - Dude, I think I just saw a rat."
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"Ah! You have rats in your house too, Kenny?"
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"I don't think we have rats since we put the fucking celing in."
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"Ok let me see."
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"- Oh goody you've got a fever! - Goody? What do you mean goody?"
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"- Well, you sure seem happy about it. - Alright, it's off to bed with you young man."
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"- Don't scratch it, hon. - But mom seriously it itches, I can't stand it!!"
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"- I got you some calamine lotion. - I don't wanna."
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"Not too much hon. It says on the bottle that too much can be bad."
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"- Yeah, I feel great. -Are you sure you stayed over at Kenny's house?"
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"- Did you sleep in the same room? - Yes, why?"
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"Bobie, how would you like to spend the night at your friend Kenny's house again?"
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"Hey dad, is it true that you and Kenny's dad used to be best friends when you were young?"
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"Well how come Kenny's family eats frozen waffles for dinner and has rats on the floor,"
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"Boy have you got a lot to learn. Sit down son."
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"and fix my laundry machine when it breaks down."
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"Stanley, can I get you anything else?"
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"Stanley? Oh my god."
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"Randy! Randy, hurry he's burning up!"
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"- Don't you worry Stanley, you're going to be ok. - Can I talk to you outside?"
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"- Kids, daddy and I are gonna be right back, ok? - Ok."
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"- Serves you right, you little brat. - At least I'm not gonna die from it like you might!"
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"Well I've got the remote bitch!"
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"- Say Terrance would you check my ass for abnormalities? - Sure thing Phillip."
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"You got me again!"
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"Doctor, we purposely sent our son to stay with a friend"
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"I've got a great game for you! It's called Ookie-Mouth."
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"- What's ooki-mouth? - First you let Kenny spit in your mouth."
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"Then you try to swallow his spit and try to say ooki-mouth at the same time."
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"- That outta take care of it. - You want some more hot water?"
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"Ah, we don't care for that hoidy, toydi, rich folks stuff."
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"I see, well you certainly have humble home Mrs. McCormick."
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"- Oh, I'm sorry to hear that."
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"- Gross! I can't do it ma! - Try again bobie!"
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"You know your husband and mine used to work together as teenagers."
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"Really? I met Gerald in college, so I didn't know."
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"and went on to make something of hisself."
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"Well that's too bad. I'm sure your husband is a fine man."
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"Oh hell no. He's a nothin of deer turd."
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"- I don't know. - We'll just arrange a little fishing trip for them or something."
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"I can't say ookie mouth and have Kenny spit down my throat at the same time. It's impossible."
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"Practice makes perfect, bobie."
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"- Phillip, I got good news and bad news. - Give it to me straight Terrance."
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"- My ass is collapsing! - See this X-Ray? That's your ass."
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"Oh no!"
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"Just use a little bit of that stuff hon. It has to last a while."
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"I haven't done it for a while though. I had to run out a buy a few things. A rod and a reel and a..."
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"- Tackle box? - Yeah! Tackle box."
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"- Yes Kyle. - What the hell does that have to do with American history?"
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"That's a good question Kyle. Are there any other questions?"
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"Mr. Garrison, I'm the only one here. Everyone else has chicken herpes."
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"They'll have to turn in a paper too."
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"- Oh. Well anyway, here's a pencil and some paper. - Hey, where're you going?"
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"- Yeah and then we're going to the movies! - See ya, son!"
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"- Weak! - So this is how America works."
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"We have gods and clods."
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"My dad says America needs both rich and poor to survive, but I have a better idea."
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"No I don't understand it Dr. Schwartz, he's perfectly healthy."
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"- He's been over at Kenny's house 3 days in a row, and still hasn't caught the chickenpox. - What?"
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"I don't know what else to do. We sent the other boys over and they all got sick,"
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"- You! - What bubala, what is it?"
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"Oy. It was for your own good Kyle. I wanted you to get chickenpox while you were young."
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"- Why? So I could be sitting in the hospital waiting to die like Stan! - Now Kyle, come here."
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"- You get away from me, you crazy woman! - Oh boy."
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"- Beer? - Oh no thanks, I brought my own."
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"- That's where I live now. - O, right."
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"- And so that's why nightrider was the best show in America. - Stan Stan!!"
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"you and Cartman got sick with chickenpox?"
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"Come on dude, we gotta get outta here."
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"I don't know what they're planning next, but it can't be good."
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"Mom asnwer that!"
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"They have crazed Ewats and barbeques,"
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"Cartman, you remember how we all spent the night at Kenny's a couple of days ago?"
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"- She what? - It's some kind of parental conspiracy."
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"Now now, I wasn't lucky."
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"I worked my ASS off to get to where I am today. I wanted to be somebody!"
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"You son of a bitch!"
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"- Doctor? - Yes."
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"- Where's Stan? - Stan?"
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"- Stan, our son. - Oh yes, where's Stan?"
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"- You mean Stanley's missing? - No no, he's not missing."
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"- Oh my god, our son ran away! - Will he be ok out of the hospital?"
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"Oh sure sure. But we have to get him back soon,"
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"- Die!? - Yes die. It won't be an easy death either."
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"Ooh god no!"
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"uncontrollably his cellular structure will regress in a deluctnous mass of...."
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"So how was it? Did you boys have a good time fishing?"
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"What? Now why the hell would you knowingly deceive me like that?"
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"I thought it would be good for you."
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"Just like you deceived our son into going to Kenny's, and that didn't work either!"
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"My final solution by Kyle Broslofski. My dad is the smartest guy in the whole wide world."
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"He has taught me that all poor people are actually things called clods."
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"is to put all poor people into camps."
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"there will be nothing but rich people."
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"- What's happening here Terrance? - We're doing and anal transplant, it's our only hope."
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"- Who's the doner? - I am Phillip. I am."
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"Can you believe it Phillip?"
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"Damn it! Children, what are you doing here?"
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"What makes you think I would know anything about that?"
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"You have to be very careful around someone who has herpes."
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"You know anybody with herpes?"
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"Well there's old Frita, down on main street. She has a mouthful of herpes."
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"You need to stay away from her."
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"Oh well then Frita's the right person to go to."
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"- Cool! - Thanks Chef! - Ook!"
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"Wait a minute. What the hell did I just do?"
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"- Oh Stanley, where are you? - Stan?"
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"- Are you old Frita? - Who wants to know?"
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"- Someone who has a favor. - Ten dollars I'll leg, five dollars a nut."
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"Stan you sound pretty sick, maybe you should go back to the hospital."
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"Plus I want to get my parents back just as much as you do."
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"- Thanks a lot Frita! - Don't mention it."
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"- Dude this is gonna be so killer. They're all gonna get herpes. - Hooray!"
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"- Stanley, where the hell have you been? - Damn it Stanley, you had us worried sick!"
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"- You have to get back to the hospital for a shot! - I don't wanna go back there!"
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"Come on, we're taking you back to the hospital."
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