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Clips from American Dad! - Red October Sky (S03E03)

"#The sun in the sky has a smile on his face #"
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"I tangled with him when I was a young agent."
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"I laugh at your decadent Western ways."
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"- Damn it, Stan! - Every time!"
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"Back in time to kill Betsy Ross?"
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"Dad! You're finally home! I need your help."
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"Sorry, son. I've got too much work to do."
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"I don't know, Steve. A puppy's a lot of responsibility."
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"Check it out, Dad!"
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"And death."
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"Here you go, scamp."
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"- Steve, do you get paid for your rocket? - No."
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"It's the glorious orgy of American capitalism."
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"I like to race school buses."
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"No! Can't you see I'm trying to kill myself?"
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"- How's it goin'? - Not so well."
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"I can't figure out what's wrong, and Dad's too busy."
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"That way if it breaks up on re-entry..."
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"everyone'll get a tasty treat instead of a national tragedy."
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"Nope. How 'bout... here?"
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"There's gotta be a faster way."
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"Rest in peace, my sworn enemy."
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"- It is true. - You don't know how happy I am to be here."
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"All the time I was under the boot of Communism..."
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"Of course you did. We're 80 minutes to the ocean, three hours to the mountains..."
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"and wear American Winnie the Pooh sweatshirt."
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"it should be no problem for you to find these 10."
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"Find them all by next Friday, and I'll give you another eighth of an inch."
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"D- Day, 1944."
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"You think about the bravery, the heroism that happened here."
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"Less brave, maybe."
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"Dad, wait. It's Saturday. Can't you help me?"
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"Sorry, son. Capitalism knows no Saturday."
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"Hello, neighbor!"
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"That's a fine-looking flag, Sergei."
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"A beer I am willing to fight for and a job."
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"Ajob, huh? How'd you like to help my son with his model rocket?"
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"He's sort of in charge of the whole operation."
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"But he's got the guts to get the job done."
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"- We just need something quick. - We want to know what we're getting."
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"We'll make it up. We'll have a nice Italian meal for dinner."
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"Tribute... to this food?"
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"with the vision of an all-white utopia, but still!"
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"She's right. Garlic fries are awful."
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"I know you've embraced our American system..."
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"You see, I dreamed of coming to Langley Falls, Stan."
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"- Which one's his room? - On the right."
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"Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon!"
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"Look at this crazy upside-down writing!"
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"I'll take my backwards letters on a Toys"R"Us sign. Thank you very much."
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"- He's under sanctions! A pie embargo! - Stan, don't be silly."
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"And it's gonna help us win this rocket contest."
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"# You can still rock in America #"
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"Yeah, I don't see Schaffhausen. We want Winterthur."
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"We're going to Schaffhausen!"
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"Do I even like girls? I must like girls."
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"Look at this decadent monstrosity."
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"And from those vegetables, I will plant more seeds."
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"- And then you'll get your revenge? - No, Smith."
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"That was a mere appetizer at the banquet of my revenge!"
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"# Good morning, U.S.A. #"
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"# I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day #"
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"#And he's shining a salute to the American race #"
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"Kill. Kill. Don't kill."
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"Hey! I went to high school with this guy. Kill."
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"Smith, a former K.G.B. Agent has gone missing."
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"Ah, yes. Sergei Kruglov, the wolf of Leningrad."
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"People are buying Bobby McFerrin tapes, Jolt Cola..."
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"That's capitalism! And it's gonna triumph over your lousy system."
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"Behind you lies Communism, the paradise of the proletariat."
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"Free of excess, devoted to the cause."
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"Look at the strength and power of- Grab him!"
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"I spent the next six months in a Communist prison."
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"I vowed to dedicate my whole career to hunting down Sergei."
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"- The Redskins were good. - As you know, Communism's fallen."
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"And Sergei's retired. But we still like to keep an eye on these people."
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"We were monitoring Sergei through his Columbia House account."
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"Nothing unusual, Sheryl Crow and the like."
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"Anyway, if you find this fellow, you'll get a promotion and a pay raise."
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"Climbing the corporate ladder! That's the kind of rush those Reds never got to feel."
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"They also never got to feel the smooth comfort of these Air Pippens."
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"Get that junk out of here."
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"Where would a Communist go? Cuba? China?"
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"But it's for the rocket contest at school! Whoever's flies highest..."
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"will be undisputed champion of aerodynamics and Newtonian physics."
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"I'll be adjusting a few Delta wing stabilizers."
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"Right? That's something a guy says, right?"
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"Mr. Halworthy's house!"
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"Great. Wait here."
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"- Mr. Halworthy? - What's that smell?"
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"He must've been dead for weeks. Mom, you might wanna sit down."
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"I hate to tell you this, but Mr. Halworthy has passed."
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"Oh."
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"Nutty Bars! They stock Nutty Bars now!"
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"I asked the man and he got them."
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"My rocket's ruined! Dad, can you help me build a new one?"
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"Then it has no value. You see, son, we're part of a wonderful system."
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"Then I give my money to your mother who spends it on speeding tickets."
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"I'm a ninja, everybody! I'm doing ninja stuff now."
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"Klaus?"
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"What? Why would you do that?"
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"You know what today is? Two days after my birthday."
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"- Let's take a trip! - Well, I'd love to go back to Europe."
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"I'm sorry. I overreacted. Yes. We should go to Europe."
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"Look at my little Disney's The Rocketeer."
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"Well, how about we glue on some raisins?"
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"All right, Sergei. Are you here?"
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"Aah! Raisins!"
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"Stan, this is really something a boy needs his father for."
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"All right. Let me take a look."
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"Francine, turn around."
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"There you go. Hey, Jackson, check it out."
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"I can't believe we really did it! I mean, we're in Europe!"
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"I zoomed in on 100 people in over four countries."
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"None of them were him. So we have to conclude he's dead."
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"Sergei!"
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"Relax, Smith. I am no longer K.G.B. Agent. I am American now!"
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"It's true, Stan. Look in my wallet."
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"A Costco card!"
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"six hours to New York City and 20 hours to Zanzibar!"
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