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Clips from 30 Rock - Kidnapped by Danger (S06E06)

"Like avery for Halloween the next 20 years."
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"- Okay."
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"Oh, speaking of Halloween, are you dressing up this year?"
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"- Lemon, it's March."
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"- 'cause I'm gonna be mitt rom-mummy."
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"I call it. You can't steal it."
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"- Because I'm an idiot! Oh, come on, liz."
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"Think for, like, one second before you buy all that gauze."
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"- What film? The avery tv movie?"
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"- But my manager, gary greasy,"
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"And jesus, a homeless man I stole the melody from."
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"We also filmed a video for the song for the film."
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"- [chuckles] that's awesome."
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"- What are you talking about?"
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"♪ on my knapsack and I lost my bakugan ♪"
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"- What is that?"
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"- Weird al yankovic parodied your song."
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"Like, michael jackson's eat it or adelesomeone likes food."
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"Like, when people wanna see your boobs at mardi gras."
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"- It's nothing like that."
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"While he came down from meth."
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"- Hey, kenneth, nice tux."
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"- My father wore this to his high school prom."
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"- So, what's up?"
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"- Well, as you know, I recently had a minor setback"
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"In my goal to become president of television,"
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"But I'm ready to start over again at the bottom."
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"- Well, we're not really hiring now."
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"- I'll do anything."
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"Those guys are--"
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"[dubbed over] beautiful geniuses"
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"--Holes."
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"- Look, I'm sorry, kenneth."
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"It's just the budget's really tight."
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"- Okay."
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"But if anything comes up,"
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"That's where I go every day to fish for shoes."
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"Say, old janitor,"
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"Do you know if they're hiring in maintenance?"
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"- Oh, we're always looking for the next generation of janitors."
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"Throw your resume away on the fourth floor"
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"And we'll be in touch."
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"[all chatter] - okay, everyone."
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"Kidnapped by danger: The avery jessup story."
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"Brought to you with limited commercial interruptions"
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"By pride pad."
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"Pride: The world is your toilet."
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"We open on a midtown restaurant."
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"Jack donaghy, 50s, big irish head,"
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"Sips drinks with avery, 30s."
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"- I believe in two things."
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"Fast money and fast curves."
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"- We smash cut to a night of passion"
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"In a completely dark room."
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"- We reveal jack's high school sweetheart, nancy donovan,"
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"In bed next to him."
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"[ridiculous boston accent] - jack, who's calling ya"
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"At such a wicked late hour?"
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"- I love you, nancy."
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"- Stop it, jack."
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"- Jack looks shocked."
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"- You gotta do the right thing."
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"I'll miss you, jack."
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"I don't know, I'm not a writer, but..."
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"- Yeah--"
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"- Liz, am I going too big on the accent?"
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"My office now."
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"- Hey."
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"You have amazing skin."
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"- I'm married to a woman."
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"Did they also take away your handgun license?"
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"- Don't do it, j-mo."
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"You don't want to mess with weird al."
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"- Oh, please."
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"I'm not afraid of anyone in show business."
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"I turned down intercourse with harvey weinstein"
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"On no less than three occasions...Out of five."
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"- I'm telling you, just let him do it."
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"- Tracy, I'm supposed to perform my song on fallon tonight."
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"I'll have to write a new song. - Don't you understand?"
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"He's gonna parody you again."
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"That's what he does. That's all he does."
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"- Impossible."
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"Was trying to do with sussudio?"
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"- Which weird al famously parodied soup soupy-o."
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"I'm not saying it'll be easy, but if anyone in the world"
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"Is talented enough to pull it off..."
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"You also make coffee."
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"- Yeah. - Really, lemon?"
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"You had to include nancy donovan in your screenplay?"
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"- That's not how it happened."
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"And made a mockery of it with "the twist"."
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"This is a love story, lemon."
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"You clearly have no idea how to write romance."
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"- Hey, you wouldn't say that if you read"
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"My mythbusters fan fiction."
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"It is sexy."
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"And you're welcome for not twisting any more facts."
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"With no idea that you'd already gotten another woman pregnant."
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"You told her to go."
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"[clears throat] hi, I'm liz."
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"I work for jack."
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"And I'm glad to see the endgame of feminism"
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"Is women dressing like dennis the menace at work."
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"- Diana, I wasn't expecting you."
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"- It has come to my attention that a television movie"
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"Is being made about my daughter."
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"- I knew you would not approve."
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"- Because it's crass, jack."
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"Like personalized wedding vows or standing up in a pool."
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"And to hear about it the way I did."
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"My housekeeper started screaming."
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"I--I mean I thought you would disapprove."
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"Not that there's anything awkward between us."
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"- Of course there's no other reason it would be awkward."
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"And I didn't dream that I was a sex slave"
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"To a squid-like alien with your head."
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"Jack, if this tv movie will help,"
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"Then I won't stand in the way of it."
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"But I am gonna stay here and make sure"
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