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Clips from 30 Rock - Kidnapped by Danger (S06E06)

"- Lemon... What do you think?"
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"- Really, is that the title?"
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"- What does that have to do with avery and me?"
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"- Why wouldn't you be mitt-zombie?"
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"I wanted to focus on making the film--"
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"- Oh, no, in her mind, she's already accepting an award"
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"For whatever this is."
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"♪ kidnapped, my heart has been stolen ♪"
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"♪ my darling gone so far"
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"♪ trapper keeper, snickers bar, my thermos hit the floor ♪"
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"- [sighs] - it's a huge honor."
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"I'm calling my lawyer."
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"The theme was enchantment under the jim crow laws."
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"Except work in the sound department."
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"Bathing suit areas get a workout."
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"Interior, hotel room, one month later."
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"Jack sits on the bed in a tuxedo."
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"His cell phone rings."
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"Ya mother?"
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"- Jack looks around the wedding reception."
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"Dances with a handsome pilot--"
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"Think a young fred grandy."
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"Jack turns to nancy."
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"Avery's here and she's knocked up."
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"Go red sox."
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"- My character seems so passive."
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""I need to sleep with you both, one more time to decide.""
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"Do that."
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"- Great. - Lemon."
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"- I got four inches of steel that might change your mind."
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"- Sid, how long will it take to get a cease and desist order"
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"You can't stop him."
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"- I'll make coffee."
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"After the coffee contest, we'll start working."
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"Like the fact that nancy got divorced for you"
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"- Jack, we need to talk."
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"- Now there's this hot slut."
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"- I should have called, but I thought it would be awkward."
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"The jessup name is not soiled."
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"- I'm gonna go freshen up. The train was disgusting."
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"I flew here, but I saw a train from the window."
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"That prevents people from having sex."
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"We're celebrating!"
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"For the greatest company that has ever existed"
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"But of course, jenna isn't as slender-hipped"
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"- Jessup women have terrible osteoporosis in later years."
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"- Lemon, a word."
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"When he was four years old"
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"- Uh, this is lance drake mandrell."
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"- I'll be...Becoming you. - Easy, chief."
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"Could be younger than my wife. - [flattered gasp]"
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"In complimenting a woman."
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"- That's exactly the kind"
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"Our underwear, is it regular black bikini cut?"
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"Because I have both."
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"Don't smell that guy."
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"We got to be better than this."
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"♪ these lonely eyes--"
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"- I'm jack donaghy."
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"- "hope"?"
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"- Oh, you know, hey, this has been great practice,"
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"Stay in character."
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"- Sometimes to prevent monkey business, we must create it."
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"You know, the actor playing him can do four boy pull-ups."
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"- Sounds like you need some advice."
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"- Stop right there, lance."
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"- You've got a long way to go before you're jack donaghy,"
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"But, my god, you do have amazing eyes."
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"- You can deal with liz, jack."
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"I was on my way out anyway."
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"- Wait, where are you two going?"
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"- Out for a drink."
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"- How is taking your mother-in-law"
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"- Jack, there's a reason I can't write this the way you want it."
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"Who do you think got diana and lance together?"
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"Between you and diana,"
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"And your relationship with avery was perfect,"
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"You're fired, lemon."
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"I'm doing great."
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"- Hang on, kid!"
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"- Kingslayer!"
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"- Oh, mr. Subhas, your wife is on the phone."
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"But only a quitter quits, sir."
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"You're not just back where you started,"
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"I can't write your movie,""
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"[whispering] I lie to myself."
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"But I'm lying."
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"[piercing inhalation]"
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"- No, you gotta see this."
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"♪ but now he's coming home at last ♪"
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"But that doesn't mean you can't figure it all out."
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"On the top of the empire state building!"
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"- Korean freeze ray! - Jack!"
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"Our love is off the charts, kemosabe."
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"On this project."
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"I never would have hooked up with diana."
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"She boinks like a dog."
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"Lance drake mandrell again."
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"Like getting high and going to the planetarium."
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"Avery will be home."
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"And, uh, thank the blocker for me."
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"Don't be an egomaniac."
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""kidnapped bydanger, colon,"
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""the avery jessup story, comma,"
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""brought to you with limited commercial interruptions"
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""by pride bladder control pads."
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"Pride: Make every room a bathroom.""
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"'cause as the writer, I was thinking"
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"Of naming it dancing with ophelia--"
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"- Don't overthink this."
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"It's a classic love story."
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"Girl gets kidnapped by asian dictator."
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"Boy makes movie to get girl back."
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"Girl's so grateful she does birthday things to boy."
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"Boy falls asleep."
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"- You're forgetting boy meets girl's mother."
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"They are creepily attracted to each other."
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"Just stick to the story, lemon."
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"Tell it exactly how it happened."
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"If you get this right, gay men will be dressing up"
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