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Clips from South Park - Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes (S08E08)

"Checkout line... They had these... little stickers filled with glitter!"
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"They were only ninety nine cents for 15 of them."
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"Here. It's a little turtle."
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"Oh hello, fine shoppers."
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"Sir, we just had a big town meeting, and decided we don't want your Wall*Mart here anymore."
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"We'd all like you... out of South Park."
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"Well"
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"What? What, you think I want to be here? I hate this place. But it... won't let me leave."
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"But you run the Wall*Mart."
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"Oh you're wrong!"
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"Wall*Mart... isn't run by anybody! First it reels you in with its bargains."
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"I didn't say that! I love Wall*Mart! With all its... fantastic bargains and one-stop shopping,"
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"Uh, Wa-Wall*Mart takes the hassle out of shopping and, and makes it both affordable and fun."
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"aren't we?"
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"Hey, wait a minute, I think we just got squirreled."
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"Yeah. That guy probably thinks he can get us to go away by being so goofy!"
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"Ha! You owe me five bucks, Kyle!"
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"Here we go, everyone."
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"I got three nice steaks from South Park Grocery. We'll have to share them."
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"Eh, I remember when we could afford to buy six steaks when we shopped at Wall*Mart."
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"Yeah, but Dad, the whole town agreed not to shop at Wall*Mart anymore."
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"I know, I KNOW! GOD!!"
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"BLEHH!"
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"Mom, Dad, when people die, do they always crap their-"
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"Oh, you stupid turd!"
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"Oh Jesus, a broken glass! Well, I don't see any choice now! We have to go to Wall*Mart!"
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"We do?"
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"Huh! Where else are we gonna get a new glass at this hour?!"
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"But Dad, we're not supposed to shop at-"
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"Stan! One family buying one glass isn't gonna make a difference!"
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"Hey..."
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"Gerald, what are you doing?! We said we weren't going to shop at the Wall*Mart anymore!"
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"Mr. Garrison! Chef! Jimbo!"
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"Now, come on people! What the hell is wrong with you?! Don't you see what you're all doing?!"
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"Well what are you doing here, Randy?"
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"I came because I wanted to make sure nobody was shopping here."
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"Dad!"
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"And some new pliers."
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"Jesus! Look at us! We all don't like the Wall*Mart, but we can't stop coming here."
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"It's like some mystical evil force."
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"way to put the South Park Wall*Mart out of business once and for all!"
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"Let's burn it down!"
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"No no no! Let's freeze it!"
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"I think it's best we try to reason with it."
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"No! All we have to do is not shop at Wall*Mart anymore! If you want it to go away,"
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"all it takes is a little self-control and personal responsibility."
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"Kumbaya, my Lord, Kumbaya. Kumbaya, my Lord..."
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"You butthole, Kyle. You just had to go and ruin everything, didn't you?"
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"It wasn't my idea to burn the Wall*Mart down."
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"No, but YOU got everyone all worked up! You're jealous of the Wall*Mart."
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"You always hated it."
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"Dude, our town is going to be better without the-"
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"How... How did this happen?"
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"We can't destroy it, son. We have to learn to live with it."
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"Can I help you?"
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"Dad, what are you doing?!"
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"You get a discount working here. Ten percent. That means the bargains are even better."
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"Dad, you're a geologist!"
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"I'll make less money, sure, but... as long as I buy everything at Wall-Mart,"
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"it'll all even out."
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"Don't you see? Wall*Mart isn't our enemy, it's our neighborhood friend."
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"Hey! Hey!"
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"Who the hell told you to put this thing back up?!"
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"Sorry kid, we've got orders from corporate headquarters."
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"You're gonna have to talk to the higher-ups."
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"Bentonville, Arkansas. That's where Wall*Mart started, that's where all the bigwigs are."
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"Looks like we're gonna have to go to Arkansas. Come on, guys."
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"No way! You wanna go with us so you can betray us at some point and keep us from destroying the Wall*Mart."
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"Nuh uh."
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"I was working for Wall*Mart all along" or something."
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"I AM NOT, Kyle!"
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"Dude, just let him come. The bus is about to leave."
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"All right, fine. Come on, fatass!"
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"Haha. You fools have no idea that I wuold never let you hurt the Wall*Mart."
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"I heard that!"
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"You heard what?"
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"That's not what I said!"
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"Dude, come on!"
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"Dude, we have to go!"
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"Well hurry up if you're coming, Cartman!"
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"Hehe. You stupid fools have no idea that I'm actually working for the Wall*Mart to stup you from succeeding!"
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"It would've been faster if Cartman hadn't slashed the tires!"
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"Can I help you?"
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"Who does? Nobody likes what the Wall*Mart does, but it keeps... right on doing it."
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"We want to talk to who's in charge."
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"In charge? I guess that would be Harvey Brown. He's the current president of Wall*Mart."
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"One of the original creators."
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"for one-stop shopping where bulk purchases could keep prices incredibly low."
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"We didn't know what we were doing. In just four years, it was out of control."
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"There's nothing! Don't you understand?! Nothing can stop the Wall*Mart in your town!"
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"...Unless... of course, you can find and destroy its heart."
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"The heart of Wall*Mart?"
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"Sir, don't you think you're talking a little too much?"
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"Every Wall*Mart has a heart, somewhere near the television department."
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"Destroy the heart and you could reverse the entire process!"
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"You speak too much, sir!"
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"Why don't you guys just destroy the heart?"
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"Because the Wall*Mart stops you. Many have tried, kid. Union leaders, nature activists,"
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"even the best fair-trade lawyers tried to stop the Wall*Mart and now?"
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"They are Wall*Mart shoppers all."
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"All right. Come on you guys, we have to get back home."
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"It won't work, don't you understand?! It isn't gonna stop until there's nothing but Wall*Mart left!"
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"Jesus, what did we do?? WHAT DID WE DO??"
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"Boys!"
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"Tell the world... Im sorry!"
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"No, dude, don't!"
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"That's ten bucks you owe me, dickface!"
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"You see, I was working for Wall*Mart all along!"
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"I knew you were!"
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"No you didn't."
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"Yes I did!!"
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"No you didn't."
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"Yes I did!!"
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"No you didn't."
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"Yes I did!!"
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"...You see, Kyle, it was me who slashed the bu-"
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"- slashed the bus tires in Arkansas! I said so! I told you the minute that I-"
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"- and I told you that-"
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"I'm sorry, boys. but if you want to hurt the Wall*Mart, you'll have to go through me!"
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"Very well, Kenny! Let us battle!"
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