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Clips from Dead Like Me - A Cook (S01E01)

"Nice guy."
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"Stop and smell the roses."
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""Slow down, take stock, appreciate what you have, use all your senses.""
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""Stop and smell the roses.""
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"It's advice you tell someone when they're 30, I guess."
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"I wish someone had told me... before I died and all."
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"I wouldn't have listened anyway."
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"- Can I just get some coffee first? - Have you been using my eye cream?"
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"No, Daisy. I have not touched your stupid eye cream."
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"You stole it from some dead woman's purse."
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"It's very expensive stuff, Georgia. It contains an anti-oxidant complex."
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"Why don't you ever say anything to her? Stealing from dead people?"
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"I have no moral objection to taking the possessions of someone who's dead."
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"- What are you having, darling? - Just coffee, please."
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"- What fresh hell is this? - Corned beef hash and eggs."
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"- I don't know what this is. - It doesn't look good."
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"I do not say this phrase lightly in this hallowed place."
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"Please tell him how I want my hash. It's my prerogative and this is my wish."
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"- Let's not tarry. I'm a hungry man. - Just dump some ketchup on it."
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"Do what the little girl says, put ketchup on it."
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"He might take a crap into your hash."
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"You tip good, but you're pushing me."
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"Telling me not to tarry. You can kiss my ass."
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"All right. There's work to be done."
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"Wait. This person dies in 45 minutes. I don't have time for coffee."
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"I'm coming with. I don't think it's a good idea to eat here today."
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"- Oh, God, she's old. It's so sad. - Would you rather she were your age?"
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"Then do something sweet for her before she dies."
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"Excuse me. Is one of you ladies Mrs Todd?"
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"- I'm Mrs Todd. - Quinn, maybe you won something."
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"beautiful today."
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"Oh. Quinn's got an admirer."
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"Nicely handled, Georgia. You're growing up to be a fine grim reaper."
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"His name is Henry Lancridge. He made a lot of money in real estate."
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"- Oh? - I'd fuck him."
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"- How was your hash? - Excellent."
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"- Prepared to your liking? - Without question."
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"- Is there a fucking echo here? - Are your people from Scotland?"
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"- Yeah. - Edinburgh?"
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"- Yeah. Both parents. - Lovely city."
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"You look like a man with a terrible problem on your mind."
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"I wish you could unburden yourself."
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"I'm sensing some kind of a financial difficulty."
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"Put me down for a case. Try to clear your head when you cook tomorrow."
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"- How old d'you think she is? I'm thinking 770. - I'm not good at that."
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"It's just a game. You guess someone's age."
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"Yeah. You're not good at it."
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"I can't tell if she's had work done or whether she's just moisturised often."
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"- What moisturiser do you use? - I don't."
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"Just because you're dead doesn't mean you have to give up."
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"- My what? - Your T-zone, silly."
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"- I have to go do this. - OK."
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"Be sweet about it. You may be the last face she sees."
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"- What a beautiful dog! - Thank you."
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"- Say "thank you", JD. - Yeah, what a sweetie."
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"He likes you. He always likes little girls."
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"- What kind of dog is he? - Golden retriever."
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"They're extraordinary companions."
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"I know I may sound crazy, but I don't know what I'd do without JD."
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"JD?"
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"But somehow I felt guilty. I wasn't sure why."
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"Maybe it was the stupid dog. It was definitely the dog."
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"What about JD? Who's gonna take care of JD?"
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"- I'm not good at the pet thing. - He likes little girls."
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"Well, don't you have any kids or grandchildren or something?"
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"They're thousands of miles away."
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"- Does he bark? - He's a dog!"
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"I should have responded as I did"
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"whenever someone tried to hand me some stupid responsibility when I was alive."
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"I should have said, "Thanks, but I prefer not to." Polite, firm, hard to argue with."
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"I'll take hi..."
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"I wanted to tell JD that he'd be better off without me."
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"The fact is, I had a rather sordid past when it came to animals."
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"That probably sounds like I used to molest them, but it was nothing like that."
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"First there was my mouse, Speedy Gonzales."
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"Mom!"
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"Happy Easter, sweetheart."
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"- You don't think I can take care of a dog? - Not true."
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"But this Easter chick needs a mom and I think you're the best girl for the job."
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"It was grisly scene - possibly a murder/suicide pact."
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"I don't know what the fuck happened. I never really made peace with it."
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"It went on and on like that. The more I loved my pets, the quicker I killed them."
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"Which is why it wasn't for purely selfish reasons that I wanted to lose JD."
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"His demise would be sure and swift and I knew somehow I'd be the cause of it."
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"Frankly, I had enough guilt and regret"
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"without adding the death of this beautiful dog to the mix."
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"Daisy, I've been thinking about earning some extra cash by doing all this acting stuff."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"In fact, you could give me a few pointers."
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"- That kind of stuff. - I don't see that happening."
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"Yes, she is."
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"Why are you calling him a she?"
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"Because dogs are referred to in the feminine."
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"- Like a guy talks about a car? - Exactly."
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"- "She gets 20 to the gallon"? - Sure."
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"Actually, you refer to dogs by their sex as in "Here, boy. Down, girl.""
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"It's not her dog."
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"OK, folks. How many times can I fucking say this?"
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"Do not get emotionally involved with these people."
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"Just do your job."
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"- Hey, get the dog out of my restaurant! - It's out. I'm sorry."
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"You are killing me. Just do the job."
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"Wow."
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"- Hey. - So what does JD stand for?"
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"You took her soul. What did you see?"
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""Just do the job". Like we were hit men."
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"I guess that's what those guys did."
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"But what we did for a living - what we did for the living -"
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"Death happened. It happened a lot."
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"And it happened randomly."
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"Chances were you were going to know someone who was about to die."
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"nothing would hurt him while he was with me."
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"Reggie had already blown through an aquarium full of fish"
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"and now had moved on to mammals."
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"I mean, he was nothing if not reasonable."
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"Hey. What's for dinner?"
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"Oh. Did we lose somebody?"
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"Actually, yes. We had a little accident here."
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"Why teach a gerbil to swim?"
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"Mom said that everybody needs to know how to swim."
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