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Clips from Dead Like Me - A Cook (S01E01)

"If you need a place..."
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"Not in that life, not in this one, not ever. But thanks."
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"Not something you'd ever tell an 18-year-old girl."
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"- Morning. - Georgia..."
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"- But you said... - I said I'm OK with this kind of theft."
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"with a crisp exterior."
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"This, my dear Casey, is not crisp. It's..."
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"This is fucking inedible. It could give me trichinosis."
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"Don't do this to me."
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"The man is already in a foul mood. He's gonna take it out on me."
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"I think she's one of them."
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"I just... I don't know. They look so sweet."
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"- Second time around. - I don't make a lot of money here, pal."
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"You mean my food doesn't seem quite like me today."
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"- Angus Cook. - You're a cook, your name is Cook."
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"Yeah. I lost everything I own. Everything."
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"- Goddamn pyramid scheme. - Vitamins?"
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"- Hair products. - Sorry you had to go through that."
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"That's a toughie."
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"I really love him."
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"And I'm sure he really loves you too."
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"She'd lived a life."
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"And then it was just the two of us."
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"And even though that sounded like some sappy break-up line,"
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"it really was the truth."
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"I actually loved every pet I ever had."
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"- This isn't a dog. - A dog is a lot of responsibility."
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"I named my chick Tweety."
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"Come on, JD. Let's go home."
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"What the fuck is wrong with you?"
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"Daisy, this is not some cheap move. I had my first audition yesterday."
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"The notice said young, like 20s, hip, good-looking, so come on..."
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"It was a print ad, so you didn't speak."
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"Then the accent's not a problem. What a gorgeous dog."
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"- JD's a male. - Yes, she is."
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"Yeah. I picked up on that. Who does JD belong to?"
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"- You mean who did she belong to. - Please don't tell me this was her dog."
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"What is his problem?"
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"Pay the check."
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"I don't think she named him Jack Daniels."
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"He's your dog now. You should figure it out."
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"I mean, I wasn't the only kid who had accidentally offed a pet."
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"Reggie thought she'd teach the gerbil to swim."
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"- I didn't even know she had a gerbil. - There's a shocker."
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"And so it began for Reggie."
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"You're welcome."
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"If she's allergic, why did she pet you?"
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"The kind of wandering that takes place when you didn't have to be anywhere."
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"And if a home was a place where you felt comfortable..."
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"It isn't. I couldn't even look this time. I took off."
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"I feel terrible, just terrible."
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"- The boy can't even fry an egg. - The bus boy?"
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"What else am I supposed to do? It's not like Angus gave me notice."
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"- In a diner? - Burn one on the hoof, hold the bread."
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"Work was unbearable that day."
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"but because I didn't know what was going on with JD and Mason."
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"Thanks."
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"I wondered what he was doing with my dog."
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""I don't know what the hell you rolled in tonight, but it smells lovely!""
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"Good timing. I was just about to start the last Hot Pocket."
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"Stay as long as you like."
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"Well, it's actually more of a twirl. This is it."
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"- I'm sorry. - Mmm."
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"This is where I make my "to do" lists, but the doing happens all over."
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"I'm more of a TV watcher."
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"- You're flopping. - So what?"
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"recipes that have been passed down that originated on the moors of Scotland."
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"Spoon with the holes."
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"Hey, how about we lay some new contact paper on the cabinet shelves?"
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"- Who's voting? - Oh, my gosh! Didn't I tell you?"
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"So people like watching me getting things done."
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"There's a camera there..."
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"I get two cents when someone clicks on,"
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"Oh, Christ. My boss has a wooden leg."
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"She keeps tipping over. No balance, poor dear."
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"Well, enough chatting. We gotta get things done."
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"- You like baseball? - Not really."
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"- I did once blow Babe Ruth. - Who didn't?"
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"Pitcher pitches, batter doesn't swing, umpire doesn't say anything."
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"Cheeseburger. Try not to fuck it up."
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"What were those people getting done while they were watching?"
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"Oh, baby, dry those dishes. Uh-huh."
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"Dry them. Make them squeaky clean."
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"Oh, yeah... Use the hand towel. Oh, yeah."
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"What?"
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"Don't say a word."
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"Load 'em."
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"Guy wants the cheese melted on the bread, not the patty, and kraut."
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"Are you going to take orders from a fucking customer?"
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"A patty melt not only implies what it is but also how it's prepared."
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"I want a patty melt with kraut and cheese melted on the bread."
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"Sorry. I can't do that."
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"Well, you give in on one little thing, you compromise and compromise..."
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"until you're a shell of a man beaten down and you stand for nothing."
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"I want to talk to the manager."
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"Fucked with the wrong cook today, eh, Angus? Angus?"
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"Pinch of nutmeg. Makes it taste like Christmas all year."
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"Sure."
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"and I'm sorry to say the response to your visit was not what I hoped."
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"Delores..."
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"- Millie, this just won't do. - Listen, don't worry about kicking me out."
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"I think some people wander because that's who they are."
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"It's the wandering that allows them to live."
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"Then there are those who wander because they don't have a place to go -"
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"Come on. Stay."
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"Are you lost, JD?"
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"exhale... and sleep."
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"The dog's in the bed."
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"- Will the dog be sleeping in the bed? - Maybe."
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"It's Daisy. Daisy Adair."
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"- What are you doing? - Getting a ride."
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"You didn't get me a place. Why did you say she could stay with me?"
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"- I thought you'd hit it off. - I'd hit her."
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"- Reggie's principal called. - She's been cutting school."
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"Where's she going?"
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"Keeping a dead animal is something a crazy person would do."
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"How do you honour Georgia's memory?"
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"Reggie's been stealing toilet seats,"
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"you think a few photos are gonna stop that?"
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"Let's blame the hen."
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