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Clips from South Park - Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000 (S04E04)

"I'm going down to South Park Gonna leave my woes behind"
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"- Okay, you guys ready up there? - Ready!"
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"- Sleds are for guys. - Yeah, why don't you chicks"
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"good sledders Stan, Kyle and Kenny are!"
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"Eric, don't you realise you could have seriously injured your little friend?"
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"I'm sorry, Token."
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"You've got to learn to respect your little friends."
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"You're going to have detention for two weeks!"
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"You see, since the victim in this case is African-American,"
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"What the hell is a hate crime?"
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"But I don't think this..."
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"or sexual orientation a federal offence."
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"What? A federal offence?"
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"and CourtTV takes you there, live!"
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"Here's your host, Leslie Smith!"
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"a vicious, hate-crime-committing racist?"
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"- I did? - The rage built and built"
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"because you hate African-Americans!"
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"- What? - I hate hippies!"
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"And the way they always talk about protecting the Earth"
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"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, this is why we have hate-crime laws."
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"not against an individual, but against a race."
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"Do the democratic thing and send his fat little butt to prison!"
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"Don't forget, we still have a sledding race this Saturday, pillow biters!"
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"that if you want to hurt another human being,"
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"you better make damn sure they're the same colour as you are."
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"Yes, sir! All right, you! Where'd he go?"
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"They're gonna put me in jail"
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"in his friend's Go-Go Action Bronco."
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"Police officers are right behind him, but as with any chase"
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"Damn it, Kenny, can't this thing go any faster?"
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"Tom, the police have set a road block"
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"All right, that's far enough."
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"Forward, prisoner. You will wake up each morning at 0500!"
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"Your cell mate is Romper Stomper."
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"All right, guys. It looks like Cartman's not gonna be able to"
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"sled with us for about another"
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"- Against the girls on Saturday. - Yeah."
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"I think Clyde is the next-fattest kid."
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"We don't even have enough weight to move!"
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"- Yeah! - 'Cause I'm just like you guys."
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"The way I see it, there's two kinds of kids in the world."
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"- Neither do we. - Oh, thank you, Jesus."
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"- So we're friends now? - No!"
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"We don't believe in friends!"
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"Now, go find me some cigarettes, and I'll tell you how to bust out of here."
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"Oh, my God, we killed Kenny."
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"we're gonna lose to a bunch of girls!"
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"I think we all took Cartman's ass for granted."
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"If only we had realised how special our time with his gigantic ass was."
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"Great time, girls!"
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"Oh, gee, looks like you lost another sledder."
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"We've got to bust Cartman out of jail."
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"Sweet! Let's go!"
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"Here you go, boys. Keep it short."
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"- Hey, guys. - Hey, fat ass. How's prison?"
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"Well, it sucks balls. What do you think?"
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"Cartman, why the hell did you have to commit a hate crime?"
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"We're gonna lose to girls because of you!"
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"I'd love to eat a cake, you guys,"
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"but they don't let us take anything back to the cells from here."
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"- Yeah... - Look, that's not important right now!"
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"Did you guys bring the cigarettes?"
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"Well, we got some cigarettes, but we don't think you should be smoking."
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"Just pass them through these little drill holes here."
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"I know. That's why I have to hide them up my ass."
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"if you'll excuse me, I must be going now."
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"- So now what do we do? - There's only one thing we can do."
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"and see if he'll forgive Cartman for hate criming him."
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"Come on, we're running out of time."
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"I'll keep an eye out for the guards."
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"Come on now... Come on, you stupid cigarettes."
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"There's two."
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"Come on. God damn it!"
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"Yeah, you know, they bus in people from different races to our school"
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"Token, you don't want to see us guys lose to girls tomorrow, do you?"
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"- Yeah. - I'm afraid it's not that simple, boys."
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"- Oh, sorry. - No, I actually agree with you."
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"- Huh? - Yeah."
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"Oh, thank God! Thank you, Jesus!"
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"Well, what the hell do you expect, huh?"
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"Hey, what are you doing?"
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"We'll bust your head open! What's the matter with you?"
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"our great country has been developing new hate-crime laws."
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"But if someone kills somebody of a different colour, it's a hate crime."
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"And we think that that is a savage hypocrisy,"
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"If a man beats another man because that man was sleeping with his wife,"
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"that homosexuals need to be treated differently from non-homos,"
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"Hate Crime Laws, a Savage Hypocrisy."
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""I'm not going without you," or something."
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"You've got friends."
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"No! You're supposed to say "I can't take these" or something, dumbass!"
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"You... Well, I know you don't think you've ever been anybody's friend, but,"
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"Oh, sweet! Later, dudes!"
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"Yeah! If you're too scared to race, just say so!"
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"- On the sled, fat ass! - Okay, girls!"
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"- Time to show the boys what we can do! - Yeah!"
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"You guys!"
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"What the hell's wrong with Clyde?"
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"Okay, everybody ready? On your marks!"
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"- Get set! Go! - I've been on the inside for so long."
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"I don't remember how to live on the outside."
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"We got them, girls!"
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"Oh, no, the girls are gonna win!"
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"Hooray!"
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"We did it!"
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"Yeah, why, we sure gave those skanky bitches what for!"
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"- Yeah! - It's good to have you back, Cartman."
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"Hey, Romper Stomper, get up. You got a visitor."
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"You did?"
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"You know how you told me you always wanted to see Disneyland?"
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"Yeah."
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"Oh, the Monorail!"
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"I'm going down to South Park Gonna have myself a time"
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"Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation"
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"Ample parking day or night People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour""
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"I'm heading on up to South Park Gonna see if I can't unwind"
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"So come on down to South Park And meet some friends of mine"
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"On your marks! Get set! Go!"
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"- We win again! - That's not fair!"
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