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Clips from American Dad! - Virtual In-Stanity (S07E07)

"♪ I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪"
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"♪ The sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪"
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"♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪"
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"Aah!"
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"like you have all his other birthdays."
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"Okay, it's ready!"
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"Oh, wait, I'm probably the one filming everything."
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"Do you like my new Arizona jeans?"
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"Good morning, kiddo."
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"What do you say I take you to a ballgame?"
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"going to a ballgame with his dad."
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"Ah! Ah!"
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"Ah, you know damn well I stole it."
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"It's always been a dream of mine to drive people"
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"with slightly more specific dreams than mine."
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"They twirl around with shoes on!"
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"Now, I'm not referring to the sexual position,"
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"You know what? I can move some stuff around."
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"and the only way to get close to him is to be"
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"an incredibly stacked teenage girl."
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"I have some important business to attend to."
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"Another feeding?"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Yeah!"
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"Looks like you fine gentlemen are making memories tonight."
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"Aha, the jester."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Just be professional."
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"Oh, man, is that your bottom?"
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"Oh, you put it right next to my face."
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"Thanks for the ride, sucker!"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Aw, thanks!"
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"but I'm sure you'll figure that out later."
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"and you should've been here to see him off!"
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"Oh, we were there."
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"I can't believe I already banged his girlfriend."
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"Oh, no!"
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"to the homecoming dance."
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"Look, Phyllis, I don't think it's gonna work out."
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"This is sick, man!"
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"To you, you idiot!"
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"This is almost just like that."
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"I'm going down to the CIA"
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"They're dead!"
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"you put work before Steve!"
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"Like what?"
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"Okay, okay, so there's this guy in a wheelchair,"
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"Wait! Stan's about to use an avatar's body"
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"Fine, I'll just go to the dance and kick the crap"
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"Yeah, sexy talk."
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"and then come back here and go to town"
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"You can do this."
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"Must... get plowed..."
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"by son."
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"No, Stan, this isn't the way!"
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"but you can still be there for his next 14."
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"He's gonna die at 28?"
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"but all you can do is be there for him."
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"Wha... what happened?"
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"Steve, you're a terrific kid,"
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"Your dad, he loves you."
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"I'm sorry, are you...?"
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"Is that why he's gone all the time?"
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"What?"
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"Are you... are you banging my dad?!"
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"Ah, turns out Chelsea didn't like"
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"She's got way more pride"
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"But you caused that terrible moment!"
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"Is this your smallest condom?"
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"♪ Good morning, USA! ♪"
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"Read 'em and weep, ladies."
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"Just a second there, Dick."
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"I don't think you've met"
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"Full house!"
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"Race riots!"
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"Dick's just blowing off steam."
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"Man, I'm always losing at poker!"
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"I need a beer."
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"That's his avatar, Black Dick."
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"I realize that name is a rich joke area,"
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"but curb yourself people; this isn't junior high."
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"Although Black Dick is huge and veiny."
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"What up, girl?"
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"Stan, where are you?"
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"It's Steve's birthday!"
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"- Uh... - Get home before you miss it,"
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"Uhp, Black Dick, you're spewing foam."
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"Got held up looking all over town for that"
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"pink novelty-sized rabbit my boy's been hassling me for."
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"No, you forgot to get Steve a present and grabbed"
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"the first thing you saw out of the CIA evidence room."
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"Stan, we just finally got Steve off the heroin"
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"from the last birthd present you gave him."
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"I got so high."
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"What, uh, what-what exactly is going on?"
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"Every year on Steve's birthday,"
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"we watch home movies."
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"Oh, my God, I'm not in a single one of these."
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"That's Fernando,"
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"the family cinematographer."
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"I... I haven't been there for anything in Steve's life."
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"Yes, Stan, you neglected your son."
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"Everyone neglects things."
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"I've neglected these puppies."
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"They're shy around new people."
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"Sorry, man, got other plans."
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"What's the problem?"
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"I'm trying to bond with him."
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"Well, you're too late."
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"Steve's at the age where he doesn't care about"
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"All he's interested in is girls."
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"He doesn't want ballgames, he just wants to ball dames."
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"Huh? Huh?"
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"Aw."
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"A little help, dude."
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"My guns are juicing."
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"Carlos, I need a spot!"
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"Oh, Roger, it's magnificent."
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