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Clips from King of the Hill - The Trouble with Gribbles (S05E05)

"All right, Manger Babies."
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"We are on right after the weather report."
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"On a personal note, I will be an vacation next week."
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"For 40-year-old Nancy Hicks Gribble on weather and Don Ringle on sports..."
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"Hey, beautiful!"
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"We gotta go live!"
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"Slow down! The words are going too fast."
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"It's a good color on her."
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"Anyways, it's going to keep raining and hailing and thundering and lightning-ing..."
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"- LUANNE: And back to you, Mr. Arlington. - BERLE: Call me Berle."
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"Hey, Nancy, we are going to shake things up a little."
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"But who am I kidding? They are just wrinkles."
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"You know I can't quit."
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"What's this face-ectomy going to run us?"
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"$5,000."
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"And we'll never be able to afford that!"
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"Why would Nancy want a face-lift?"
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"How're you gonna pay for it? Are you taking Dale's Dead Bug public?"
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"against one Reynolds Penland, Chairman and CEO..."
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"No. My plan is brilliant."
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"9:00 a.m. on the dot and the dastardly coward didn't show."
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"Oh. poo!"
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"Where they will write my check?"
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"PENLAND: Don't underestimate this guy."
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"Now, let's be honest. He should be dead by now."
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"We hired a local P.l. And we are paying him out of our snack-cake division."
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"The lawyers subpoenaed my records. That's the first step."
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"The second step will be to kidnap everyone I've ever known..."
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"The third step will be to kill me!"
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"Dale, do yourself a favor and just drop the case."
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"Come on, peel it off. Like this."
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"From the bottom up."
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"- Got a package for you. - Goody-goody. What'd I get?"
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"This is a corporate Christmas present not available to the public."
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"Look, Nancy! it's Smoking Sammy Salmon, the singing Manitoba fish."
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"Wow!"
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"LUANNE: It's the five-day forecast."
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"They are bugging me! My God! I can't!"
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"they will offer me a large out-of-court settlement."
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"I get it. And Nancy will pretend to cry."
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"I got a new dress for work today."
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"I am just saying you might want to get a skycap to help you..."
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"The man's an animal."
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"You are not disfigured. You are very pretty."
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"Hank, tell her how pretty she is."
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"Well, you've got beautiful eyes, and a great figure, and you got--"
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"Hi, everybody."
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"Here. Try this new moisturizing cream."
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"If I am going to win this thing, I've got to bump it up a notch."
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"NANCY: Oh, my God!"
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"So, ladies, if you've just done your hair, you'd better beware."
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"- You sabotaged my face! - What?"
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"Dale, I've tried real hard to stay out of your relationship."
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"Man, you are a little-picture guy."
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"Once I win and Nancy gets her face-lift..."
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"[Singing] Beef-A-Roni's fun to eat"
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"Beef-A-Roni's quite a treat"
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"- Hooray! - 'Yippee!"
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"For Beef-A-Roni"
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"Hank, maybe I should talk to Nancy for just a moment."
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"No sale."
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"I need my Nancy!"
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"She won't talk to me. What am I going to do?"
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"But the love affair between juries and tobacco companies has cooled."
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"Could we lose this thing?"
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"TOBLIK: Yes."
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"I can't get involved. Good day, madam."
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"$75,000."
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"In return, we accept no liability and you keep your mouth shut."
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"I don't want your chump change. I am going for the big prize."
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"Please do not represent yourself."
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"Mr. Gribble, I hold in my hand..."
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"the witness's impossibly high standard of beauty."
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"But I want to see where this is going. Sit still and get on with it."
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"Thank you, Your Honor."
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"Mr. Gribble, referring to Page 16..."
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"Jennifer Aniston."
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"I cannot get past her wretched acting to see any beauty."
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""A horse is a horse, of course, of course.""
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"that you find none of these women beautiful?"
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"You cannot have it both ways, Mr. Gribble."
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"Do you know this woman?"
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"Now where is he going with this?"
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"Your Honor, please direct the witness to answer the question."
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"One of you answer the question!"
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"I am so sorry, Nancy."
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"There, I signed your wife's new contract. And I said I was sorry."
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"that age-discrimination suit against the station?"
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"I should have asked for a weather chopper."
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"DALE: Weather chopper! And a file cabinet."
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"LUANNE: Hug your babies tight."
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"and plant a big sloppy kiss an the Dallas-Fort Worth metroplex."
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"- Sony, Big D. - Thanks, Nancy."
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"Why, thank you, Berle."
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"this is Berle Arlington bidding you..."
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"good night and God bless."
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"And clear."
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"Prepare yourself to be whisked, as in alé."
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"I am taking you to the La Grunta Resort for a birthday weekend you will not forget."
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"Too late. Your credit card is already billed."
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"Now, let's go pamper you."
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"DALE: The odd thing is I hate dirt, but I love mud."
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"Our Weather Watcher in Rumpert says the hail is now dodge-ball size."
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"You okay?"
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"You, puppet girl, can you read?"
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""And the National Weather Service predicts the storm will...""
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"Damn it. She's wearing blue."
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"...for two more days before finally clearing."
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"for a while."
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"So, hug your babies tight."
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"LUANNE: Berle."
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"I got here as fast as I could, Tom. I am ready to go on."
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"I used to think these lines gave me integrity as a weather journalist."
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"That man was me."
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"I am getting old, Dale. And I am in a younger, prettier business."
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"Oh, God!"
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"I need a face-lift or a time machine."
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"And your smoking is not helping. Cigarettes are hell on skin."
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"What do you think, Dr. Mark Seldon? Can you take care of my baby?"
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"I just want to look like me, 20 years ago."
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