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Clips from Desperate Housewives (2004) - Romance (S01E01)

"Yes, on Valentine's Day."
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"- Do you know how that came about? - He dropped his gun, cleaning it."
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"Ms Mayer, I've been around guns for years."
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"I've never seen one discharge when it hits the ground."
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"- Someone has to pull the trigger. - I wouldn't know about that."
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"Were you aware there was a home invasion on Pine Avenue"
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"The intruder was shot in the stomach. Where was Mike's wound?"
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"Do you love him?"
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"Sometimes people do stupid things when they're in love."
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"I should know. I've been married four times."
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"Tell me the truth. He wasn't with you that night."
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"- He asked you to lie for him. - No, he didn't."
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"He was with me. And Mike wouldn't kill anybody. I'm sure of that."
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"Mike Delfino: Convicted 1987."
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"Did five-and-a-half years for drug trafficking and manslaughter."
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"You want a coffe? I'm gonna go for a coffe."
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"[Copeland] Is she covering for her guy?"
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"No. She's just a sucker."
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"[# Rock music]"
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"I guess no one's in the pool yet. Are you gonna swim?"
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"Please, I just spent an hour blowing out my hair."
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"Good luck, man."
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"OK."
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"Yeah. We should talk."
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"- Hi. You made it. - Andrew's here. Didn't think he'd come."
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"Yeah, he brought his friends. They're acting like jerks. Alert the media."
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"[Boy] Come on, man. Let's go."
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"- Danielle! - Don't touch me!"
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"- Could you take it easy? - It's cool."
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"Look, he floats."
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"All right? Relax. It's a party. You're the main party animal, right?"
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"Am I right?"
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"I guess."
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"All right! Well, then act like it. Come on, give me a howl."
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"[Howls]"
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"- [Weak howl] - [Laughter]"
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"I could take care of him if I wanted to."
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"I know where my mom kept her gun."
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"[Popping noise]"
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"- That's not funny, Zach. - If you think about it, yeah, it is."
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"Hey! Danielle, are you OK?"
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"Sure."
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"Julie!"
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"I'm taking Danielle home."
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"- Are you coming back? - I don't think so."
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"- [Lynette] Oh. - So, how was the P.T.A. Meeting?"
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"Long."
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"So, Peterson called me into his office today."
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"Yeah. He, uh, he changed his mind."
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"He's gonna hold that promotion for Duggan."
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"- Oh... - Yeah. It's, it's fine."
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"I'm glad, really. I didn't want to work those long hours."
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"With all that extra stress, I would have ended up like Tim Duggan"
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"Yeah. Of course."
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"So it's... it's over."
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"You'll make V.P. One of these days."
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"I am, uh... really glad that it worked out this way."
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"Oh, God. You scared me."
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"How'd it go?"
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"And humiliating and shocking."
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"- Susan... - How could you?"
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"Oh, I'm such an idiot! And you're such a liar."
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"Oh, and apparently a killer and a drug dealer."
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"- I came to Wisteria Lane... - Stop, Mike!"
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"Just stop!"
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"you're gonna work your way into my heart,"
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"Ever."
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"Julie?"
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"Mommy needs a hug."
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"Julie?"
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"Is Julie in there? Julie Mayer?"
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"I don't know. It's pretty dead in there."
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"Julie Alexandra Mayer!"
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"Oh, Julie! Zach, this is ridiculous. You can't hold your breath for ever!"
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"You might as well stay under there and never come up for air,"
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"Oh... um..."
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"Is my daughter under there?"
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"Oh..."
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"- I'm not... I'm not gay! - Oh... I... OK. I... I'm sorry."
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"Uh, I'll just... I'm just gonna leave those right there."
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"Oh!"
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"I'm fine. It's good. You just, you know..."
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"Whoo!"
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"Did you see...? No! Goodbye."
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"Sell the house? Are you crazy?"
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"We can't afford to live here."
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"If the Justice Department unfreezes the bank accounts..."
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"Then what? Huh?"
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"We have tons of legal bills. And even with our savings, we're screwed."
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"- It's our house. - I love this place too. It's just..."
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"It's time for us to face the music."
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"[Sighs]"
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"You know, Carlos, I've been broke a lot of times in my life."
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"But I've never been poor. Because poor is just a state of mind."
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"And right now, you and I are just..."
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"Who knows? It might even be fun."
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"And once we're back on our feet, we'll get a house as big as this one."
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"Bigger."
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"[Man] I get my wife this dog for her birthday. Stray from the pound."
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"She loves it. So I'm a genius."
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"Now I'm laying out $600 a month for doggie medicine. Am I a genius?"
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"Don't be cynical. You did something nice. You made your wife happy."
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"Now, let's talk about what's gonna make you happy."
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"[Mary Alice] Yes, each new day in suburbia"
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"brings with it a new set of lies."
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"We whisper them in the dark, telling ourselves we're happy."
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"Or, that he's happy."
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"That we can change."
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"Or that he will change his mind."
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"We persuade ourselves we can live with our sins..."
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"...or that we can live without him."
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"in the desperate, desperate hope, that come morning,"
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"it will all be true."
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"Yes. Well..."
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"Exactly."
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"Up against the car!"
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"So... what can I do for you?"
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"Guess I've been kidding myself, huh?"
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"OK."
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