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Clips from Desperate Housewives (2004) - Romance (S01E01)

"Previously on Desperate Housewives..."
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"...you can't take them back."
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"No one cares as much about finding Deidre as I do."
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"- The damage is already done. - Mom!"
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"Things like respect for God,"
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"- I want you out of the house. - Bree, look at me. It's not mine."
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"- Andrew's still a child. - He's 16. It's not unheard of."
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"That would be like we're condoning pre-marital sex."
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"But she also believed"
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"Oh, don't look at me like that. Accidents happen."
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"All we know is that Lynette's kids turned up with it."
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"- Shall I just dial 911? - It's not really an emergency."
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"[Buttons beeping, ringing tone]"
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"Mrs. Solis, please."
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"Did I mention why my husband's home a lot? He's under house arrest."
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"and he's just dying to find someone to take it out on."
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"[Boys all shouting]"
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"Oh, Tom, I am so sorry."
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"It doesn't make sense to me. I'm Peterson's "go-to guy"."
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"I do. I just... I don't know, I just, I really wanted that promotion."
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"Whack!"
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"There is more than one leadership style. Mine is quiet but... effective."
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"- How about dinner tonight? - Uh..."
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"Uh... maybe. I mean, um, Lisa and Justin and some of the guys"
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"Yeah."
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"You may be able to abdicate all your parental responsibility,"
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"As a matter of fact, it is. And just so we're clear,"
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"I am looking out for your happiness."
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"And it was so much better."
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"Now he's moved back, you're miserable."
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"- Oh, uh... - Look, Mom, I love you a lot,"
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"- I'm handling it. - How are you handling it?"
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"[Crowd cheers]"
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"Hey, guys, good to see you again. [laughs]"
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"and he's gonna have to deal with tough dirt stains."
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"- You're sure? - Yes."
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"- Men's boxers in the clothes hamper. - Don't write that down."
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"Assuming everything you're telling me is true."
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"Seriously, little hearts."
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"[Gasps] Oh, God!"
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"So that means we're all alone."
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"I'm not in a hurry."
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"[Gasps]"
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"I... I'm sorry, Mrs. Solis,"
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"I could never think you killed anybody, even if I wasn't your alibi. Which I am."
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"Later. I just got some stuff I gotta take care of. OK?"
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"He came through the triple bypass with flying colors."
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"OK. Well, so it's gonna be a little bit more travel, but..."
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"You should have consulted with me."
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"So was mine. But I'm here, aren't I?"
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"I'm gonna take the job."
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"I said that. But it was just an excuse."
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"She was always so proud of never having done it,"
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"I figured, "Hey, this is my way out.""
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"Don't get me wrong. She's nice. But the truth is, there's someone else."
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"Unless you're really firm with her, she'll think there's hope."
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"- Decided to indulge your sweet tooth? - I'll be dead inside a year."
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"Martha Huber. Local busybody. I thought her murder was random."
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"No. Whoever set me up did a good job. The cops are all over me."
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"- You're getting close to something. - If I am close, I don't see it."
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"John? I didn't think you guys talked any more."
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"How you're trying to blackmail me into sleeping with you."
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"I think I might be gay."
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"What is wrong? Aren't you happy about this promotion?"
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"I will... miss him being gone all the time."
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"everyone at school will find out."
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"Well, I guess that makes sense in a weird sort of way."
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"You know, my buddy and I have been messing around for quite a while,"
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"Uh... just so you know, I never would have told Mr. Solis about you and John."
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"I may be gay but I'm not a jerk."
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"Did you feel anything?"
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"- Uh, let me get my purse. - Great."
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"Um, am I supposed to talk into the camera or..."
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"OK. Uh, yes. He came over around ten o'clock."
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"The stomach."
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"I'II... I'll see you later. OK?"
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"Hey."
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"Hey, I got a surprise for you. You wanna go somewhere and talk?"
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"I don't care. You're here now. This is gonna be great."
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"[Boy] Hope you can swim."
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"Come on. You're the host. Revel in it. Gimme a howl."
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"There you go."
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"- You OK? - What do I care? He's nothing."
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"How do you mean?"
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"Julie!"
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"[Sobbing]"
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"I just want to go home. Can we go?"
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"[Lynette sighs]"
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"And you know how I hate flying. It does horrible things to my back."
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"ten years from now. So..."
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"It's OK. Honest."
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"It went just peachy."
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"God, "Susan, do you trust me?" "Of course I do"."
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"If you keep talking,"
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"and I just don't want you anywhere near my heart."
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"'cause when you do, I'm gonna choke the living daylights out of you!"
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"But..."
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"I never thought I'd be poor at this stage of my life."
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"Without funds?"
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"[Sighs] I guess we could get an apartment, start over."
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"Then I find out it's got this weird blood disease."
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"The worst are the ones we tell ourselves before we fall aslep."
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"Yes, each night before we fall aslep we lie to ourselves,"
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"[Boys shouting]"
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"I love him."
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"- Things will turn around. - When?"
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"- Hey, Duggan. You're up, baby. - You got it."
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"Look at that job-stealing bastard run."
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"You can see boys, in a couple years, just not that boy."
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"- Oh, my God. That's great. - Honey, it's me."
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"- I got the whole west coast. - Oh, my... What? What?"
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"- Me? - Yes."
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"- Are you sure? - Yeah."
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"- the day before Valentine's? - No."
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"What?"
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"What does that have to do with...?"
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"Really?"
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"That's quite a personal ad you've got going!"
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"[Sniffling, sobs]"
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