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Clips from Desperate Housewives (2004) - Romance (S01E01)

"I guess."
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"11? Mom, it's not even a school night!"
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"Bree, a curfew isn't gonna do any good."
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"but I cannot."
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"What... what's going on here?"
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"Is this to do with the condom you left in my room?"
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"if you get Lisa pregnant, you will marry her."
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"Ha!"
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"Andrew, this is not funny."
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"Mom, trust me. This is very funny."
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"Mostly because the condom wasn't mine."
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"You suck, you know that?"
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"So obviously we need to talk."
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"I'm still a virgin, if you want to know."
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"Well, good. But why on earth would you need a condom?"
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"I'm planning on having sex and don't want to get pregnant."
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"You are president of the Abstinence Club."
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"I wasn't planning on running for a second term."
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"Who were you planning on having sex with?"
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"- John. - I thought you broke up with him."
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"No. He broke up with me because I wouldn't do it."
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"If that's the type he is, good riddance."
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"Mom, every boy at my school is that type."
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"And besides, it's different with John."
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"Sweetheart, just because you give a boy sex"
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"doesn't mean you'll get love in return."
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"So maybe I'm being stupid. What's the big deal? It's just sex."
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"I understand what it's like to be young and feel urges."
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"But I waited until I got married. As did your father."
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"But Daddy ended up cheating on you."
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"- Why would you say that? - The walls are paper thin."
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"I hear more stuff than I probably should."
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"but you're the last person to give anyone advice about sex and happiness."
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"You seen these? Five more Past Due notices."
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"Can I finish my sandwich?"
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"Have you seen our account? We're broke."
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"We have the mortgage payment coming up..."
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"Gaby, it's gonna be OK."
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"No, it's not. We are screwed."
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"I am freaking out that you're not freaking out."
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"I don't know when. But we're lucky people. And we'll be lucky again."
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"- What is that? - It's the lawn mower."
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"We got a new gardener today."
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"It won't cost us a cent. The kid's a friend of John's."
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"- Carlos... - He said he'd do the lawn for free."
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"Can you believe it? We are lucky people."
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"- Yeah, Duggan. - Let's go, man."
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"Don't look so glum. You'll get a hit."
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"Oh, it's not that. This is my "hating Tim Duggan" look."
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"Oh, Duggan connects."
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"There!"
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"Duggan is showing some of that glory-hounding,"
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"ass-kissing hustle that he is so well-known for."
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"I forgot how much fun you are when you're bitter."
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"He's stretching for extra bases. Like he stretched for extra territory,"
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"screwing over unsung utility player, Tom Scavo."
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"Oh! Down goes Duggan. Duggan goes down. That's gotta hurt."
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"The glory-hound is tagged out,"
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"Tom..."
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"No, I'm sure he's just grandstanding."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"- It's only a pool party. - I said no."
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"Are you gonna keep a boy-free zone around me until I'm 18?"
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"[Sighs] Why do you hate Zach?"
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"I don't hate Zach. I just think he's sort of crazy."
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"People call you "sort of crazy"."
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"I'm adorable crazy. And he's rampage crazy."
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"[Knocking]"
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"- Susan Mayer? - Yeah?"
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"I'm Detective Copeland, investigating the murder of Martha Huber."
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"I need to talk to you about Mike Delfino."
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"Do you remember seeing Mr. Delfino on the 7th of last month?"
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"Is the 7th important?"
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"We believe it was the night that Martha Huber was murdered."
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"She was seen at the grocery store at nine."
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"She didn't show for a dentist appointment the next morning."
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"- What day was that? - It was a Sunday."
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"Oh! Oh, my God! Yes!"
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"Yes! Yes!"
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"Yes, I... I was with Mike that night."
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"It was a big night, relationship-wise. It was the first time that we..."
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"- The first time you...? - Did it. The first time they did it."
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"- Julie! - It was."
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"- How did you know? - I'm not clueless."
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"This is good. You can let Mike go."
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"It's true."
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"The next morning she made pancakes in the shape of little hearts."
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"Justin. What are you doing up here?"
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"Uh... I finished the hedges. Is there anything else Mr. Solis wants done?"
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"He's not here. He had a meeting with his lawyer."
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"No. I'm all alone. You're leaving."
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"- We could hang out for a while. - [Scoffs] I don't think so."
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"Come on. If you just got to know me, you'd see I can be lots of fun."
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"All my friends say so."
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"I'm not one of your friends. Get out of my bedroom."
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"Come on, Mrs. Solis. Be nice."
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"You shouldn't have done that."
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"Do you know how easy it would be"
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"for me to tell my husband what you tried to do?"
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"Not as easy as it'd be for me to tell him about you and John."
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"but you're gonna have to be nice to me,"
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"at least once."
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"Mike!"
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"Mike! Are you OK?"
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"Uh... yeah. Yeah. I'm a little bit embarrassed."
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"- Must be the talk of the neighborhood. - No. Not really. No."
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"So guess what? I'm your alibi."
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"I told the police we were together the night Mrs. Huber was killed"
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"and that I could never forget that night."
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"- You don't think I killed Mrs. Huber? - No! No, of course not."
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"OK. I'm, um, I'm gonna go take a shower. Jail's kinda gross."
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"- I'll call you later. OK? - Sure. When?"
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"OK."
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"- Mrs. Van De Kamp. - Hello, John."
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"I'm sorry to drop by unannounced. Do you have a moment?"
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"Sure."
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"Well, my daughter is planning on giving you her virginity"
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"and I would consider it a favor if you wouldn't take it."
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"- Hey. - Hey! So what's the word on Tim?"
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"Thank God."
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