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Clips from Desperate Housewives (2004) - Romance (S01E01)

"[Tom] Hold on."
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"Oh, uh, Andrew, I'm gonna want you home by 11 on Saturday."
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"Holy crap!"
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"John, you're a toy. You and me, no future."
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"Once some things are said..."
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"Remember what it's like to work a 60-hour week?"
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"- You shot yourself? - Pretty lame, huh?"
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"- You're not taking her away from me. - Get out."
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"I needed you to see something. They stole it from Mike's garage."
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"Is that blood?"
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"[Mary Alice] Bre Van De Kamp believed in old-fashioned values."
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"the importance of family,"
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"and love of country."
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"In fact, Bre believed so strongly in her values,"
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"it was always a shock whenever she was confronted"
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"with those who didn't."
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"- It's not mine. - You promised the cheating had stopped."
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"Could we not yell at each other? I'm feeling lousy today."
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"It didn't just magically appear in my laundry basket."
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"I'm not the only guy in this house that uses that hamper."
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"- No! - Sorry."
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"- Honey, talk to him. - And tell him what?"
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"That we found his condom and that he is forbidden from... You know."
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"I can tell him we think he's too young, but it won't do any good."
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"We can search his room and if we find any more, we'll confiscate them."
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"- That will accomplish what? - If we take away his condoms..."
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"He's a teenage boy. We could take away his penis, he'd still try to have sex."
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"Well, we can't put it back in his room."
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"Bree, let me put this another way."
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"Do you want to become a grandmother?"
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"Yes, Bre believed in old-fashioned values."
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"it was better to be safe than sorry."
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"Each new morning in suburbia brings with it"
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"a new set of lies."
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"Little white lies, told not to hurt..."
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"Morning, Mrs. Petchul, you look lovely today."
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"...but to make life more pleasant."
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"They tell these lies to protect themselves"
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"and their reputations."
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"Oh, for God's sake, this is unbelievable."
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"This is the last time I do my banking online."
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"Of course, every now and then,"
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"the day arrives when someone finally decides to tell the truth."
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"He was shot? How could you not tell us about this?"
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"He was embarrassed. He said it was an accident."
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"We know you want to trust Mike,"
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"but he had a dead woman's jewelry in his garage."
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"Now did he? We don't know that for sure."
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"Are you saying the twins murdered Martha?"
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"Well, I wouldn't put it past them."
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"That is about as likely as Mike having done it."
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"He's a good guy. I know him. I mean, he's... he's Mike."
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"I don't think Mike did it either,"
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"but if we don't call, we're guilty of withholding evidence."
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"If he is innocent, this should be a simple matter to clear up."
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"But... we will do whatever you want us to do."
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"OK, call."
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"- There was a murder. - Well, not recently."
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"Will you just call?"
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"[Knocking]"
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"Hey."
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"My Mom will be home any minute. She'll freak if she sees you."
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"Oh, I just wanted to deliver this personally. I'm having a party."
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"You know she doesn't want us to see each other."
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"Well, you gotta come. I... you're the reason I'm doing this."
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"I'll try to talk to my Mom, OK? But you really gotta go."
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"- Hey, Mrs. Solis. - I'm sorry. Do I know you?"
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"Yeah, I'm Justin, John's roommate."
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"I've been waiting forever for you."
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"- Really? Why? - I want to do you a favor."
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"What kind of favor?"
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"John says that you can't afford a gardener right now,"
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"and I told him I'd be happy to do it. For free."
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"You want to mow my lawn for free?"
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"Mow your lawn. Water your flowers. Trim your bushes."
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"I could do everything John did for you."
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"That's very generous of you, but I don't think so."
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"Why?"
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"Because my husband is home quite a lot these days."
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"If any bush needs trimming, he takes care of it."
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"This is a beautiful yard. I'm sure it could use a little extra attention."
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"[Scoffs] I'm flattered, but no, thank you."
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"Oh?"
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"He has a lot of anger toward the government right now,"
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"[Justin sighs]"
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"Hey, guys. This isn't a hockey rink. Can you take it outside?"
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"Hi, honey. How was your day?"
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"I didn't get the V.P. Gig."
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"How does Tim Duggan, the biggest blowhard in the office,"
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"get promoted to vice president over me?"
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"I thought you liked Tim Duggan?"
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"Hey, boys, take the Stanley Cup finals outside."
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"Did you tell Mr. Peterson that you wanted the job?"
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"I have worked there for 8 1/2 years."
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"Duggan's been there two. I am not gonna beg."
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"I'm not saying to beg. You just have to step up from time to time."
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"See your opportunity and take it. Nobody respects a shrinking violet."
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"Take that racket outside!"
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"Whatever works for you."
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"Susan!"
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"Hey, sexy. Where you been? I called you twice. You avoiding me?"
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"Why would I do that? No, I've been really busy grocery shopping."
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"For two days? You must be pretty well stocked."
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"Dinner... tonight? Um..."
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"You OK?"
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"Can you hold these a sec?"
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"You have the right to remain silent."
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"Anything you do say can be used against you in a court of law."
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"You have the right to consult an attorney..."
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"So get this: Zach Young's throwing a pool party Saturday night."
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"He sent out formal invitations."
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"I'm surprised he didn't spritz them with aftershave."
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"- What is wrong with nice invitations? - Mom, it's a pool party."
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"He could've just passed out flyers."
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"He's genetically incapable of being cool."
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"So, uh... are you going?"
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"thought it'd be fun to swim."
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"We can always bail if it's lame."
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"Oh, is, um, Lisa your friend with the pierced navel?"
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"You've been spending a lot of time together lately."
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